Chapter 713: Cowardly
Chapter 713: Cowardly
Tang Yu retreated silently, he felt a little embarrassed, because usually, in front of his peers, he always bragged about how he was, but today everyone witnessed it with their own eyes, he was cowardly, he was really cowardly, he felt that in the future, in front of these people, he would almost not be able to raise his head.
"Okay, buddy, I found out that you are a ruthless character." Su Yuan looked at Lin Yu and said.
"I'm not a ruthless character, I'm actually a good talker." Lin Yu smiled, he stretched out a hand, only to see a bullet fall to the ground with a bang.
"Actually, when I fired the first shot, the bullet was no longer in the gun." Lin Yu said lightly......
"You...... Bastard. Tang Yu stood up violently, he felt that he was being tricked by this guy.
"Do you feel like you've been tricked, do you feel angry?" Lin Yu smiled and said, "Stupid! ”
"Who do you have to be angry? Garbage is garbage, fear of death is fear of death, for Mao to pretend that I am a warrior? Suffice it to say that aside from the fact that your stud earrings have a bit of personality, what else can you find attractive about you? ”
"Do you want me to throw you out?" Tang Yu said angrily.
"You don't dare." Lin Yu shook his finger and said: "You can humiliate me in different ways, you can mock the soil I wear and ridicule me for having no money, but don't pretend that you are a warrior and you are not afraid of death to deal with me, because you are a rich man, as long as you have money, you are afraid of death...... Barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, believe it or not, I can beat you up now and make you kneel on the ground and call me daddy? ”
"In the Su family, we can still be bullied by you, why don't we practice together?" Huang Mao had obviously practiced a few hands, and he stood up with a snort.
"Okay, let's practice." Lin Yu slapped the bullet in his hand on the table.
There was a snap, and I saw that the bullet was slapped into the solid wood table in front of him without reservation, and the table in front of them was pineapple wood, which was very hard, and it would take a lot of effort for you to nail a nail and a hammer to the table.
Lin Yu is a pair of meat palms, he was stunned that he could use a meat palm to slap this bullet into the solid wood table, this strength made everyone present stunned.
Huang Mao felt that the chrysanthemum shrank, and instantly withered, if the bullet is subjected to a strong external force, it will explode under normal circumstances, if the bullet explodes, the people in this circle are all right.
And Lin Yu can slap this bullet on the table, and he can also ensure that this bullet is intact and does not explode at all, this strength can only be said that he has a strong internal kung fu.
"Okay, I'm just saying, my cousin, how could she fall in love with an ordinary man for no reason, the man she fancied must not be an ordinary person, buddy, it seems that I am out of sight." Su Yuan smiled.
"You're not blind, you're blind." Lin Yu smiled.
"You ......" As soon as Su Yuan's face changed, he was about to get angry.
"What am I? You're not blind, what are you? Lin Yu smiled and said: "Don't you want to play with me, if you want to play, take out something that can be played, and return the Russian turntable, you shot you in the head?" ”
Tang Yu didn't say a word now, whenever Lin Yu mentioned this, he felt embarrassed, and he even felt the expression of disdain among his cousins.
He used to play Russian turntable with a gun, but now that he was played to death, the group of people who didn't laugh at him was simply sorry for their own character.
"Hehe, do you really think we don't dare to do anything to you?" Su Yuan stood up, he pointed at Lin Yu and said, "If you want to play, our Su family really hasn't been afraid of anyone, we will mock you today, we will humiliate you, what can you do." ”
Su Yuan said and poured a glass of wine into Lin Yu's cup, then spit into the cup, he squinted at Lin Yu and said, "I just humiliated you, what can you do to me?" ”
"Open your mouth." Lin Yu said suddenly.
As his voice fell, Su Yuan suddenly felt his jaw tighten, and then his mouth opened unfreely, and Lin Yu raised his right hand, he felt a plug in his throat, and then something that didn't know what was cold into his throat.
Lin Yu's speed was extremely fast, so fast that he didn't give him any time to react, if it weren't for the fact that his throat was a little uncomfortable, he even doubted that Lin Yu had done those actions just now.
"You...... What did you just give me? Su Yuan said angrily.
"I've got something for you, do you see?" Lin Yu looked at the people around him a little inexplicably and asked, "Did you see me give him food?" ”
The group of teenagers looked at each other, they saw Lin Yu raise his hand, but they didn't see Lin Yu give this guy food, the blame was that Lin Yu's speed was too fast, and the speed made them all a little suspicious.
"You ......" Su Yuan pointed at Lin Yu and wanted to say something, but before he finished speaking, he felt a feeling of discomfort in his stomach.
"I didn't do anything." Lin Yu's innocent hands were spread, and then he approached Su Yuan and said, "Don't doubt it, I did give you something, I am a Chinese medicine doctor, and what you just ate is just a powerful laxative." ”
"Don't worry, this laxative only has the effect of half a month, in this half a month, even if you find a fairy, you can't try to cure your diarrhea, I promise, you will pull yourself out of your anus every day, hehe."
"You ......" Su Yuan pointed at Lin Yu, but before he could say his words, he felt a roar in his stomach.
"Oh, by the way, this medicine is a powerful laxative, the reason is that I have used a little bit of the principle of laxatives, after taking it, it will make your sphincter more relaxed, easy to drain, if you can't make it to the bathroom within ten seconds, you will be incontinent." Lin Yu looked at the watch on his wrist and said, "Now countdown, 10, 9, 8 ......"
Without waiting for Lin Yu to finish shouting, Su Yuan rushed to the bathroom desperately, he roared as he walked, because he felt that something was about to erupt urgently, and he originally wanted to remind passers-by to make way for him.
Fortunately, there was a bathroom outside the hall, and this guy ran towards that side with a speed of 100 meters sprint, and as soon as he ran to the door of the main hall, he pounced...... A thunderous fart sounded, followed by a wet chrysanthemum...... Incontinence.
Stunned looking at Su Yuan's expression as he almost hanged himself but had to run to the bathroom with a chrysanthemum, these teenagers were stupid, they were stupid.
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