1001 minesweeper-type destroyers, but not all of the advance army, in fact, such a "single-functional" fleet, the brine egg knows that it cannot be the entire advance army.

Hearing Korodo's praise, Lu Dan frowned, shook his head and said: "No, I am not a hero of the earth, a hero must be the outstanding of the nation, I am far from being a hero, there are many people like me on the earth."

And the only reason that distinguishes me from them is that I represent the government of the earth. ”

Speaking of this, the boiled egg bowed slightly, and with the Skrull etiquette learned from the little Mayan maid, he saluted Korodo and the row of skrull warriors behind him, and then, looking at Korodo's eyes sincerely, asked: "On behalf of the Earth Government, I ask the great Skrull Empire, I don't know why I want to mobilize people to attack the Earth?" ”

Corrodo raised his chin slightly, the corners of his mouth hooked, and sneered, "For your heroes." Didn't you say that there are many superpowers on Earth who can tear apart the galaxy with a wave of their hand.

Well, I'm afraid you still don't know enough about us skrull people, or rather, the earth, which hasn't even reached level 1 civilization, can't understand our pursuit.

You think you're threatening us, you're showing off the power of the earthlings, but the truth is that you're showing us what kind of treasure you have.

Well, according to the universal laws of the universe, the way to protect treasures is strength, and the way to obtain treasures is by force.

I'm sorry, I have the force, you don't have the strength! ”

"Mother law—"

The boiled egg almost couldn't hold back, and he was about to scold, but he finally remembered his identity, twisted his face, and said with a forced smile: "Messenger, you are really as wise as a torch, and you can see that I am calling you."

Alas, in fact, there are only two superheroes on the earth: one is the captain of the rice country who can't kill a cow with ten punches - he died in a plane crash long ago; The other one is even worse, face to face, I can fight ten by one, go out to be a superhero, and break my leg in a nest.

Such characters can actually become superheroes, it can be seen how low the earth is, and superpowers are even rarer, alas, the earth is poor, and the poor in all aspects You see, is there any misunderstanding? ”

"And what's going on with the Aden? How do you get around? Korrodo's sneer was even worse.

"It's all Payne, yes, there's a once-in-a-lifetime freak on Earth, and he's Payne."

Lu Dan said sincerely: "He belongs to the mutant species, the earth is the only one, and Payne has already fled the earth in fear because of the arrival of your empire, and we don't know where he is going." ”

"Dididi"

At this moment, Corodo's watch suddenly rang, and he only glanced at it, and then laughed, "Okay, your show can be over." ”

The braised egg retracted the flattering expression on his face, and Mu Ran said, "What do you mean?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm not an ambassador, I'm just a physiological administrator on a third-class destroyer of the fifth detachment of the Third Fleet, well, in the words of the earth, a toilet sweeper, understand? Hahaha! Corrodo burst into tears of laughter.

"Hahaha, we are all physiological administrators, and your conversation with Corrodo is all watched by Lieutenant Cole and them as entertainment." The surrounding skrull people also laughed wildly.

Korodo smiled and bent over, he gasped and said: "By the way, just now Ensign Cole told me that all the quantum mines you laid have been swept away, haha, the earth is open to us, hahaha"

"You, you, you—"

With a pale face and an expression of disbelief, he seemed to be unable to bear the blow, and while retreating, he trembled his fingers, pointing at Korodo and those skrull people, and asked, "Why?" Why? Why? The people of the earth are sincerely negotiating with you, no matter what kind of conditions, you must at least put them forward! ”

"Sorry, we've got our eyes on all of Earth. Mutants, inhumans, magical belief gods, vibranium, we want; You ordinary people are also the creations of the Celestial Group, and the advanced civilizations in the universe know that the Celestial Gods never do useless work, you must have something abnormal, and even the planet of the earth is also special, we all want it! ”

Krodo opened his arms to make an encirclement and said in a loud voice: "Your vision is too low, for us, it is completely possible to put the entire earth and the entire solar system into the crystal ball, and bring the Skrull Empire to slowly dissect, study and negotiate?" Haha, Nick Fury, would you negotiate with the guinea pigs in the lab? ”

"Mother Fake!"

The boiled egg finally came out.

I saw him pull the collar, spit on the ground, and cursed: ", this bow tie is so tight, it strangled me, sure enough, people like Lao Tzu are not naturally suitable for suits, or leather jackets fit!" ”

"What do you say? Scared crazy? Crodo wondered.

"Hehe, actually, Lao Tzu is not a bullshit ambassador."

"Who are you?" Colorodo was surprised, he suddenly had a bad premonition.

Lu Dan smiled and showed a mouthful of big white teeth, "I am the captain of the second detachment of the first team of the Avengers under the Dawn of the Earth Vitality Organization, am you surprised?" Not surprised? ”

“？？？” Corodo looked dazed.

"Ouch, half an hour ago, didn't you scold me for not paying attention to hygiene and spitting?" The boiled egg reminded with a smile.

"Yes, you little earthling, you're so dirty." Although Colorodo was at a loss, he still said with a look of disgust.

"There's even dirtier!"

After speaking, the braised egg instantly turned into a braised egg frog, and his tongue flew out, directly wrapped up in Korodo, "wow", and swallowed him.

“——”

This kind of sassy operation made all the surrounding Skrull warriors dumbfounded.

They were stupid, but the egg frog didn't stay, the tongue of the gods activated, the frequency, the speed, the flexibility, the length

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

At first, he returned one bite at a time, but later he became more and more proficient, and the long tongue that was originally straight began to twist and turn, and directly a tongue like a sugar gourd, rolled up three or five people, and swallowed them all in one bite.

"Wow, the Earthlings have turned into Star Beasts!"

"Star beasts are eating people!"

The rest of the skrull people reacted, turned white with horror, and immediately shouted and screamed.

"Whoosh!"

Well, he is also a well-trained space marine, shouting, and skillfully pulling out his phase gun and shooting at the braised egg frog.

The boiled egg frog is extremely nimble, jumping around on the wall, ceiling, and tabletop, while jumping to dodge, while violently spitting out green "stomach acid" to the remaining skrull people.

"Gross!"

"Sting, stinging!"

The green liquid fell to the ground, and soon made a sound like the floor being corroded.

"Buzz - smack!"

A large amount of green gas volatilized, filling the entire negotiation room, well, even the outdoor aisles began to fill with green smoke.

It turned out that it was not the strong molecular force alloy floor that corroded, but the liquid itself volatilized at a rapid rate.

"Ahhhh

All skrull people who came into contact with the green gas clutched their throats and collapsed to the ground foaming at the mouth.

"It's not good, the toad star beast is releasing biological weapons!"

"There is an invasion of star beasts in the B-12 area, please send troops to support the captain immediately." There are skrull people shouting at the camera's location.

"Penn apparition, Barton is here!"