Chapter 360: Playing with the Rabbit
After a while, three hot meals came up.
In this snowy winter, it is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and being able to eat such a steaming three-course dish is simply a happy cry for the already penniless Rabbit!
Pick up the chopsticks, the wind is whirling, and the charming rabbit doesn't care about any temperament, posture, that's called a nonsense to eat and drink!
It didn't take long for these three dishes to be eaten.
"Oh, I'm so full!"
At this moment, Chen Mo's voice came.
"Such a coincidence? I'm also full of wine and food, and I'll see how you'll die later! Hee-hee! Flattered! ”
Mei Rabbit's eyes lit up, revealing excitement, and then he lowered the brim of his hat.
However, Chen Mo finished eating slowly, ordered another bottle of liquor, drank it in a daze, and smoked a cigarette beautifully.
I just don't see the medicine working!
"What's going on? Why hasn't the drug flare up? Could it be that the weather is too cold and destroys the medicinal properties? ”
The black man with a head full of question marks is puzzled.
Suddenly!
Mei Rabbit's stomach gurgled and screamed like a drum!
At her chrysanthemum, there is a strong desire to fart!
There are so many people in the restaurant, Mei Rabbit is naturally embarrassed to fart here.
So she quickly got up, picked up her coat and trotted all the way to the alley at the back door of the hotel.
Puff puff puff ~~~~~~
A series of serial farts are stinky and loud, like a cannon.
Mei Rabbit heard it herself, and she blushed when she smelled it.
"Why is it so weird to fart today? Fortunately, there is no ...... around. Uh......"
Just when she was glad that there was no one around, she suddenly saw Chen Mo actually walking towards this side with a cigarette in his mouth.
Mei Rabbit hurriedly put on his hat in a panic, facing the wall, with his back to Chen Mo.
"Hey, I won't let you smoke in a restaurant, it's really annoying!"
Chen Mo said, standing still in place.
"Damn...... He...... Why didn't he move? I...... I want to fart!
No more! I...... I can't hold it back!! ”
Puff puff ~~~~~~~~~
This string of farts is louder and smellier than the one just now!
Even blew up the rabbit coat alive!
Mei Tu could see from the corner of her eye that Chen Mo was looking at her with an extremely disdainful gaze.
"Hey...... Look at how beautiful a girl is on the back, how can you fart in public and don't know how to make a little noise!
Wozh! Why does this fart stink so much?
It's the same as a toilet that hasn't been washed in more than ten years......
I...... I feel like I'm going to suffocate......"
Chen Mo deliberately said loudly in an exaggerated voice.
This may be the most embarrassing moment in Mei Tu's life!
She has even left a psychological shadow in her heart!
Who is Bunny?
Even if it is an assassination, it is an elegant newcomer to all kinds of tall five-star and seven-star hotels, as well as celebrities with various high-class parties!
Farts in public, in her eyes, it's simply vulgar to the point that it can't be vulgar anymore, and it's so unqualified that it can't be without quality anymore!
And now, she has vividly demonstrated this behavior, and she has been seen!
The rabbit is from the foot and neck, all the way to the face, and the shame is so ashamed that it is about to smoke!
But it didn't end there.
After the fart, a strong sense of came up!
Mei Rabbit felt that his chrysanthemum was about to be unable to hold it, and he was about to pull it out!
She rushed all the way to the hotel toilet.
However, it was a desperate discovery......
The women's restroom was full!!
In desperation, she entered the men's bathroom.
Luckily, there wasn't anyone here.
Pulling open a toilet door, Mei Rabbit pouted his pair of fat and straight buttocks, and sat on the toilet.
Tut-la-la-la-la-~~~~~~
The earth-shattering sound made Mei Rabbit feel both happy and ashamed.
She never thought that she could so loudly!
"What the hell is going on? Could it be that the food in this small restaurant has gone bad?
But luckily, no one noticed me. Rabbit blushed and muttered.
After all, she is a beauty, if she is associated with shit and fart, then she must not be ashamed to death!
"Damn!! Dude next door, you're too tough to, aren't you?
This is loud, this smells stinky!
I had a fight with the unqualified woman I just met in the alley! ”
At this moment, Chen Mo's voice actually sounded next door again!
Mei Rabbit almost exploded!
But she didn't dare to speak, for fear of being recognized.
This is a blatant performance, the baby is bitter, and there is a drama that can't be said!
Tut-la-la-la-la-~~~~~
It's another earth-shattering sound.
Mei Rabbit covered her face and wanted to cry.
Why is my the way it is?
How will I see people in the future?
It's so immortal, Chen Mo's voice sounded again!
"Damn, I said buddy, let's be in public, can you control the chrysanthemum a little?
Make the sound smaller, the smell smaller!
Even if you have big eyes, you don't need to tell me this way, do you?
Hey, I said, you can't be the folds on the chrysanthemum that have been dried by the, so you can't hold back the, right? ”
Chen Mo said loudly with disdain.
"You...... You ......"
Mei Rabbit is so angry!
The whole person is about to turn into a tomato in anger!
The whole body is piping hot!
Vulgar!
It's so vulgar!
Chen Mo, the old lady must kill you vulgar person!
Wait!!
When the matter was finally resolved, Mei Rabbit finished filling the toilet and was about to wipe his buttocks.
only to find ......
There is no paper in the toilet!
She panicked all at once!
No paper !!
She's pulling so much again today that she needs almost double the toilet paper!
What can I do?
After thinking about it, it seems that I can only borrow it from the person next door who I hate to the core.
So she lowered her voice and whispered, "Ahem...... Dude, can you lend me some toilet paper? I'm running out of toilet paper here. ”
"You're not from the village, are you?"
At this time, Chen Mo's voice suddenly became cold.
Mei Rabbit's heart tightened.
Oh no, was it discovered?
"The toilet of the village head hotel has never let go of toilet paper, we all bring our own!
And all at a time with exactly one, there is no superfluous.
Buy it yourself!! Chen Mo said disdainfully.
Mei Rabbit breathed a sigh of relief.
After thinking about it, Mei Tu found that she still had ten yuan in change in WeChat, so she said in a deep voice: "What's that...... Dude, I'll add you money, can you buy me a pack of paper? ”
"Where is there anyone who sells paper in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve? The only supermarket in the village is closed.
Okay, stay in the toilet, I'm leaving! ”
"Hey! Other! Don't!! ”
Mei Rabbit panicked all of a sudden!
She's a cleanliness fetish!
Now her ass is covered with shit, and she can't walk without wiping her ass!