Chapter 14: Feeling like your body is being hollowed out
He didn't think much about it, he shook his head and prepared to find a place to sleep. At this moment, a breeze blew, and Cheng bit Jin suddenly felt that the wind was blowing in the crotch of his pants, and he looked down to see that his pants had fallen to his ankles at some point.
"Strange, why did you return your pants?"
Cheng Biting Jin bent down and lifted his pants, and after a moment, he screamed: "What about Lao Tzu's three thousand whiskers?" ”
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Shi Jinlang rushed out all the way, and the passive skill Splitting Shadow was full of firepower, and the speed was the same as cutting wires with a kitchen knife in his hand, and there were sparks and lightning all the way through, which seemed so dazzling in the dark night.
After running wildly for more than ten minutes, seeing that no one was chasing behind him, Shi Jinlang stopped, he found a stone to lean on, and then took a trouser belt in his arms to his eyes and looked at it.
That's right, this trouser belt is Cheng Biting Jin's 3,000 whiskers, Shi Jinlang went to visit him to cheat a few weapons to defend himself, and when the time comes, it will be good to deal with the Ancient Demon Dao Jiang Ziya, but Cheng Biting Jin eats a trench and grows wise, so smart that Shi Jinlang has no way to start.
If you want to open your mouth, it will definitely be no fun, and Shi Jinlang can only hug and take the sheep by the hand.
"Hold the grass - I originally thought that Master Lang hugged Cheng and bit Jin to get into a relationship with him, but I didn't expect it to steal his things!"
"Master Lang is Master Lang, and he even dares to steal the things that bite the gold of the Passionate Axe!"
"You don't need oars for rowing, you rely on the waves all your life, and Master Lang does a good job!"
Shi Jinlang didn't have time to take care of the group of rabbits in the live broadcast room, he leaned back against the stone and looked at the three thousand whiskers.
It was a belt made of dark gold of unknown metal, and there were many matchbox-sized dark compartments on the belt, and Shi Jinlang counted it, and there were about eighty-one.
Cheng Yanjin once said that this belt is used for storage, and these dark grids should be the places where things are placed, but Shi Jinlang can't figure it out, the dark grid is so small, how can it be possible to put down such a big roast turkey?
Shi Jinlang raised his little paw and groped on the matchbox-like dark grid, only to hear a crisp spring sound of "click", and the dark gold metal piece on a dark grid popped out, and at the same time, a dagger fell out of the dark grid.
The dagger came out too abruptly, coupled with Shi Jinlang's two claws holding three thousand whiskers, and his body Ge You was paralyzed on the stone, it didn't have time to react at all.
Seeing the falling dagger go straight to his crotch, Shi Jinlang was frightened, his big head probed to his crotch like lightning, and before the dagger was about to stab something indescribable, he opened his three-petal mouth and bit it.
"Hold the grass - this posture is amazing!"
"Looking at the world, I'm afraid that the only one who can do it is Master Lang!"
Shi Jinlang's posture was very obscene, his two paws were holding three thousand whiskers, and his big head passed under the claws and buried between his crotches, this action made his body clump, like a snow-white ball of meat.
"I suddenly had a bold idea-"
"What a coincidence, I have it too!"
"It's really not as good as a rabbit, if I have Master Lang's skills, what kind of girlfriend are I looking for!"
The old driver in the live broadcast room started driving again, Shi Jinlang didn't have time to take care of them, he carefully held the dagger, for fear that he would fall down again as soon as he let go, because the bite was too tight, only to hear the "click", and the dagger was bitten by Shi Jinlang.
Shi Jinlang was startled, and hurriedly stretched out his tongue to lick it and pressed it against the broken part of the dagger.
This lick didn't matter, Shi Jinlang only felt a roar of "buzzing" in his brain, and a powerful force poured from his tongue into his lower abdomen through his throat, and then dispersed to his limbs.
This process was hearty, and it was more refreshing than the feeling of urgently urinating and finding a toilet to pout, so Shi Jinlang couldn't help but shiver.
"Hold the grass - the supertube is not there, I want to report it!"
"I'll report it too, streamer!"
"I'm too embarrassed to say it in front of so many people, Emma!"
Because the rabbit's head was buried between the two spans, blocking the live broadcast picture, no one saw what Shi Jinlang did, but from the ecstatic shaking of the rabbit's body, they thought that Shi Jinlang had done something indescribable.
"Cool—"
Shi Jinlang spit out the dagger that had been bitten in half, screamed and lay on the ground.
"Not suitable for children, not suitable for children, if you are under the age of eighteen, please close this live broadcast room quickly!"
"It seems that Master Lang has unlocked a very amazing pose!"
"It feels like your body is being hollowed out!"
"It turns out that rabbits solve physiological problems like this, and I have seen it for a long time!"
"I can't stand it anymore, I want to report it!"
"This is not a car to kindergarten, I want to get off!"
Shi Jinlang heard the discussion in the live broadcast room, but he didn't want to explain it now, because he had really discovered a new world.
If Shi Jinlang's guess is correct, the dagger he bit is not an ordinary dagger, at least a magic weapon, because the broken dagger is rich in vitamin C, phew, the content of the two chaotic qi of the Yuan Spirit is too abundant.
Shi Jinlang bit it and was able to absorb the Yuan Spirit Two Qi inside, this is not what the New World is.
The two qi of the Yuan Spirit contained in a dagger can make Shi Jinlang feel like he has been reborn, if he bites and absorbs this three thousand whiskers, it is estimated that Shi Jinlang will not need to go to the Ancient Demon Dao Jiang Ziya, and his long-lasting stubborn disease can definitely be cured without medicine.
When Shi Jinlang was secretly speculating about whether to bite the three thousand whiskers to pieces, a thunderous voice came from behind the big rock.
"You, a rabbit who was killed by the sky, still have three thousand years to come!"
Shi Jinlang was startled and jumped up from the ground.
Under the moonlight, the panting Cheng Yanjin was holding his pants in one hand and an axe in the other, staring at Shi Jinlang angrily.
Shi Jinlang put his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "Yo, Lao Tie, what's wrong with you, where is your trouser belt?" ”
"Shao Te asked knowingly, and Lao Tzu came here for 3,000 years, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you with an axe!" Cheng Yanjin waved the axe in his hand and said viciously.
"I don't believe it, you can try it!"
Shi Jinlang is now refreshed, as if he has inexhaustible strength in his body, he wants to tease Cheng to bite gold.
"That rabbit is looking for death!"
Cheng Yanjin shouted, holding his pants in one hand and swinging the board axe in the other.
Cheng Biting Jin was full of brute strength, but it was useless in front of the nimble rabbit, and Shi Jinlang dodged his board axe with a slight jump.
"The balance of one hand is too poor, and you can't grasp the strength of the head, so the split can't hit, I suggest you use two hands!"
Shi Jinlang reminded him on the side.
"The rabbit has a point!"
Cheng Yanjin nodded subconsciously, and then held the plate axe with both hands, this grip didn't matter, and his pants fell down again.
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