Chapter 38 Let the gods and Buddhas accompany the burial
Tang Seng claimed to be the holy doctor of Chang'an, especially in the treatment of gynecological diseases, he has a deep attainment, it can be said that if the Lingshan side postpones the task of learning scriptures in the west for a few years, it is impossible to say that Tang Seng's status in the medical field can already be compared with Hua Tuo and Bian Que.
The gospel of the medical profession, the miracle doctor in the hearts of women.
Looking at Tang Seng's shining eyes, if Sun Lei hadn't seen this guy deliver a tigress, he would definitely think that this monk had seen some precious scriptures!
"This..." Hearing Tang Seng say that he wanted to see a doctor for his granddaughter, Mrs. Gao couldn't make decisions for a while, so she could only focus on Zhu Tianpeng's body.
Zhu Tianpeng's eyes were a little hesitant, obviously he didn't expect Tang Seng to see a doctor. It's just that he loves his daughter very much, so after only hesitating for a moment, he immediately nodded and said; "Since Elder Tang has such medical skills, Tianpeng is naturally willing."
After speaking, Zhu Tianpeng said to Gao Cuilan beside him: "Cuilan, you go and bring Xiaoyue here for Elder Tang to see." ”
"Well, I'll go to my husband." Hearing Zhu Tianpeng's words, Gao Cuilan hurriedly stood up and went straight to the bedroom.
The other two daughters of Gao Taigong at the table all looked at Tang Seng with admiration on their faces at this time, obviously attracted by this handsome monk.
"If only he could stay." The two girls thought in their hearts at the same time. In their view, Tang Seng can not only eat meat but also drink, and he must also be able to marry a wife and have children, so he didn't take Tang Seng's identity seriously in his heart.
Sun Lei watched Tang Seng being worshiped by everyone with envy, although he despised Tang Seng in his heart, but it cannot be denied that this bald donkey does have the ability to pick up girls.
"Alas! I knew that I would study medicine in the first place, and what kind of film school I would go to! The little nurse of Yishui didn't want it, but went to make a movie with a group of big men who picked their feet. ”
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When the baby girl who was still in swaddling clothes was picked up by Gao Cuilan, everyone immediately held their breath and focused their eyes on Tang Seng.
Everyone in Gaojiazhuang knows that this baby girl is the daughter of Zhu Tianpeng and Gao Cuilan, and she is also the pearl of the old lady Gao, since she was born, she is the darling of the entire Gaojiazhuang, if it were not for the fact that this girl was born with a strange disease, Zhu Tianpeng, who wants to inherit the position of the owner, will not want to go to the west to ask the Buddha for medicine.
When the baby girl was carried in front of Tang Seng, Sun Lei immediately noticed that Tang Seng's eyebrows wrinkled slightly.
"Couldn't Tang Seng be cured?" Sun Lei guessed in his heart. Although he had only seen Tang Seng deliver animals to animals, no matter what, this guy was the eldest disciple of the Buddha in his previous life, and it should be easy to treat a mortal!
With some doubts, Sun Lei also took a few steps forward and came to the baby girl held by Gao Cuilan.
The appearance of Zhu Tianpeng's daughter shocked the audience in the live broadcast room.
Everyone, like Sun Lei, never thought that Zhu Tianpeng would have a daughter.
When I saw the cute little baby girl through Sun Lei's eyes, there was immediately praise in the live broadcast room.
[Ximen Daguanren: This little girl is really good-looking, obviously the embryo of a beauty. 】
[I am the rich second generation: this is because of genes, parents are good-looking, and children must be good-looking]
[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: If I were with Brother Tang Seng, the child I gave birth to would not be so good-looking! ] Ah! Shame on you~! 】
[Divine Void Ancestor: The poor Taoist view of this baby girl's bones is strange, and it is a natural cultivation physique. 】
[The swordsman who killed the pig: After reading me, you have to find a good-looking wife! ] Otherwise, if you look like me, you really can't see people]
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Although there was chaos in the live broadcast room, Sun Lei still kept paying attention to Tang Seng's expression.
is different from what he imagined, Tang Seng did not touch the pulse of the little baby girl, but after looking at it for a long time, he said a little lonely: "Forgive the poor monk for being incompetent and powerless, and the disease of love may really only be cured by my Buddha Rulai." ”
"Hey~"
"Even Elder Tang can't do anything, it's really hard to see Xiaoyue's child!"
"yes, yes! I don't know how far away the place where the Buddha lives is from us, even if the child can ask for medicine, I'm afraid he won't be able to come back. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, there was a long sigh in the hall.
Hearing these words, Sun Lei was a little strange, although Zhu Tianpeng is not Marshal Tianpeng now, but it should be very fast to go to Lingshan, right?
Subconsciously glanced at Zhu Tianpeng, who was standing beside Gao Cuilan, and Sun Lei found that this guy's calm expression had changed for the first time.
I saw Zhu Tianpeng in front of him take the baby girl from Gao Cuilan's hand with a gentle expression, and then stretched out his hand to touch his daughter's pink face and smiled: "Xiaoyue, don't worry, my father will come back soon to cure your illness." ”
In the next second, Zhu Tianpeng, who was still full of gentleness, suddenly became extremely cold.
"If you can't, let this Heavenly God and Buddha accompany you to the funeral."
"Ahh When Sun Lei heard this, he couldn't help but snort softly.
Zhu Tianpeng's voice was very light and very light, so light that only Tang Seng and Sun Lei could hear this voice, but this gentle sentence was indeed a monstrous killing intent.
This killing intent is like thousands of sharp swords, although it is invisible, it does make Sun Lei feel cold hairs standing up.
And almost at the moment when this killing intent appeared, Tang Seng, who had been keeping his head down, raised his head suddenly, and then met Zhu Tianpeng's eyes full of cold killing intent.
Sun Lei was thrilled, and then looked at the two guys in front of him who were both exuding murderous aura with some concern.
What is Zhu Tianpeng's combat effectiveness, he has not seen it with his own eyes, but just by virtue of this pig's head being able to be the generalissimo of the Tianhe Water Army in the heavenly court, and the Shangbaoqin gold palladium made by Taishang Laojun and given by the Jade Emperor in his hand is enough to prove the ability of this pig's head, and to be honest, the Shangbaoqin gold palladium in the pig's head is even the Dinghaishen needle in Gao and Sun Lei's ears in terms of grade. After all, one is a weapon made with countless treasures, and the other is just a ruler used to measure the depth of water.
As for Tang Seng, although Sun Lei firmly believes that this bald donkey must have a few housekeeping skills, but if you want to say how strong it is, you can see from the four bodyguards that Guanyin found for him that this bald donkey is not invincible, at least it can be shown that there are demons who have the ability to eat this bald donkey in the demon world.
So after a comprehensive comparison, Sun Lei came to a conclusion in his heart, that is, the bald donkey at this time is not the opponent of the pig's head at this time.
Just thinking of the six-character mantra chain in his body, Sun Lei was a little crazy, why could the degraded pig's head still argue with the bald donkey, and he was crushed to death by the bald donkey?
The murderous aura in front of him came and disappeared quickly, and after Tang Seng and Zhu Tianpeng looked at each other for three seconds, the murderous aura on the two of them disappeared at the same time.
Tang Seng shook his head: "Forget it, for the sake of your love for your daughter, the poor monk won't care about you."
Sun Lei couldn't help but ask, "Master, do you really want to accept him?" ”
"Of course." Tang Seng looked at Zhu Tianpeng with a look of eagerness and said, "Such a demon with unparalleled love and righteousness, of course he will not be rejected as a teacher." ”
The meaning of these words even revealed that if Zhu Tianpeng did not mention worshipping him as a teacher, Tang Seng would even take the initiative to propose it.
Sun Lei stood aside with an embarrassed face, thinking that he would come out of the Five Elements Mountain just now, and his attitude towards Tang Seng was that flattery, but Tang Seng was disgusted with him, and even if it wasn't arranged by Guanyin, it would be difficult to accept him. And this Zhu Tianpeng is not only a demon, but also a person from Heaven, Tang Seng did not dislike it at all, but liked it very much.
"Senior brother, you seem to have fallen out of favor." Little Lori Long Aoxue munched on a leg of mutton while mending a knife to Sun Lei.
Seeing that the lowest-ranking little Lori in the Journey to the West team also dared to mend her knife, Sun Lei couldn't help but show her snow-white teeth, and then said with a smile: "Ao Xue, do you know what the person in front of you who is about to become your second senior brother has done the most before?" ”
Long Aoxue looked dazed, thought for a moment and then shook her head.
"Horseback riding."
Sun Lei slowly spit out two words from his mouth.
"Kick!"
Long Aoxue's face suddenly turned snow-white, and then she took two steps back in succession, looking at the handsome Zhu Tianpeng in front of her, her eyes were full of horror.
However, after only three seconds of panic, Long Aoxue suddenly tilted her head and then bit her lip with some embarrassment: "If the second senior brother really wants to ride a horse, I can actually become a horse for him to ride." ”
"Bang!"
Sun Lei was once again defeated by the best character of this little Lori.
It is estimated that if you meet a handsome monster in the future, you can't say that this little Lolita took the initiative to sell the Journey to the West team to join the monster.
Thinking of this, Sun Lei looked at Long Aoxue and said seriously: "In order to prevent you from becoming a traitor in the future, I decided to kill you in advance, and then make a meal of dragon broth and give the master a tooth sacrifice." ”
As soon as the words fell, Sun Lei took out the Ruyi muscle stick from his ear, and then stared at Xiao Lori's body with bad intentions, and began to think about starting from there.
Seeing that Sun Lei even took out the Dinghaishen Needle, Long Aoxue whimpered, jumped directly to Tang Seng and shouted: "Master is not good, senior brother wants to kill me to make dragon broth for you!" ”
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Tang Seng looked helplessly at Long Aoxue who was hiding behind him, and the atmosphere of sympathy with Zhu Tianpeng just now was destroyed in an instant.
However, seeing that Long Aoxue was indeed frightened, Tang Seng immediately looked at Sun Lei, who was standing there majestically with a golden hoop stick, and shouted: "You are a monkey, you have no other skills, but you are good at bullying your little sister!" ”
"Go! For the teacher, you will be punished for copying the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra a hundred times! ”
"Holy! Master, a hundred times is 26,000 words! ”
Seeing that Tang Seng punished him for copying scriptures if he disagreed, Sun Lei said with a bitter face.
He had seen the Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra in Tang Seng's bag, and although the whole volume was only 260 words, if he copied it a hundred times, it would be 26,000 words. In this era, there is no fountain pen gel pen, and the only writing tool is a brush, so if you write 26,000 words with a brush, Sun Lei will have the heart to die, which is even more painful than Tang Seng reciting the mantra.
Seeing that Sun Lei still dared to speak back, Tang Seng once again exerted his might.
"Not going? Okay, as a teacher, I'm going to overtake you demon monkey now! ”
Madan! You win!
Sun Lei confessed and immediately went to Mrs. Gao to ask for paper.
Seeing that Tang Seng had done it with one sentence, Long Aoxue immediately stood behind Tang Seng with a villain, hehe, and was directly happy.
I didn't want to do it at this time, Tang Seng turned his head and said expressionlessly: "You, go and copy fifty times!" ”
"Ahh
Hearing this, Long Aoxue was directly dumbfounded.
Then, obediently followed Sun Lei to the study.