Chapter 1386: Boring Thanos

The wedding is all simple, and after skipping many steps, it goes straight to the vows.

Deadpool wears a suit and tie and leather shoes, and he is dressed quite seriously, but the leather energy in his expression is still a bit dramatic.

Xia Kela didn't wear a white wedding dress, white is not a good color in hell, she chose a long dress that was bright red like fire.

The Blue Devil held the Bible in his hand and said in a passionate tone: "Dear friends, we are gathered here today to witness the ...... of this couple."

"Don't you have a sacrificial part here? We need to kill thirteen women on the spot......" Xia Qila asked Deadpool in a low voice, causing the wedding master of ceremonies Blue Devil to almost go berserk.

The wedding unfolded in an orderly manner, no eyeless gangsters jumped out to die, and no one objected to the wedding, everyone ate and drank, celebrated, and then went back to their respective homes.

A month later, Deadpool's daughter was born. The daughter perfectly inherited the bloodline of the Queen of the Succubus of Xia Kela and the mutant genes of Deadpool, and the child was named Varda. Wilson.

"Do you know where Thanos has gone, and I still want him to be the godfather of the child!" Deadpool held the child and asked around for Thanos's whereabouts, and ran to Daisy's manor to inquire about it, but before he finished speaking, Daisy was blasted out, get out! Play with your Thanos!

......

Thanos doesn't know that his best friend Deadpool is thinking about him, and it's been four years since he returned to this point in time.

Perhaps death knew about his change of mind and never appeared, and Thanos was very lonely.

Conquer the world? He's done it.

Be a good person? He did it, too.

Reboot the universe? He wanted to do it, and he had even done more than half of it, but unfortunately he was stopped by a large number of gods, especially the guy named Daisy.

It's not interesting, it's not interesting.

After getting the Mind Gem, he was restricted by a kind of rule, and a voice in his heart vaguely told him that he could only master one gem, and if he violated this, erasure would follow.

Thanos despises this kind of behavior, and in his view the gods are a bunch of waste, possessing a huge amount of energy in their own right, but contributing little to the universe.

I was not convinced, but Thanos did not intend to rush over to provoke, because he could not defeat the gods.

There is no direct relationship between whether you are convinced or not and whether you can beat but you can't be beaten, and you can still be unconvinced, and there is nothing wrong with this point of view.

The Dark Order is dead, he is running, he has no intention of establishing a new force, what kind of royal life he has already enjoyed.

Everything has been downplayed, and he has no interest in those false names.

Stripped of his ornate armor and iconic golden helmet, Thanos robe in rags and wanders the universe with many interstellar refugees, living in a self-imposed way for the first two years, trying to rediscover the meaning of his existence.

The universe remains unstable.

Don't mention the Skruls, who don't fight every day.

The civil war in Xia is coming to an end, but Queen Lindra's reckoning operation can only be said to have just begun, and there is still blood everywhere.

Even the Kree Empire is not stable, a large number of opponents have gathered, a small rebellion every three months, a major rebellion every five months, and the doppelganger that Daisy has arranged there lacks the support of the ontology, and it is only barely supported at present.

The Annihilation Zerg is also showing signs of resurgence, and the Bug Emperor is gearing up to start another war.

In short, the current universe is just one word, chaos!

The large army of outcasts that Thanos was following was scattered by the Skrulls, and he was not ready to follow him to mine, so he pinched the guards to death with one hand and left the army alone.

He returned to the Dark Order, retrieved some of his belongings, and settled in the wilderness of a semi-abandoned planet.

A lot of secret knowledge gives him a way of thinking that ordinary people can't imagine at all, and Thanos feels that he is bored, and he wants to do things whenever he is bored.

It took him two years to resurrect Malekith!

The dark elf brother had his head cut off by Daisy, and his skull was then made into an artifact by collectors, and it was said that it couldn't be cooler anymore.

The amount of work to resurrect his full beard and tail is greater than the work of pinching a person with dirt again, in exchange for Daisy, she would never do such a stupid thing, there is only one skull left, and now restore the whole person? It's too much trouble!

Thanos doesn't know magic, but he relied on his knowledge and many black technologies, plus it was really boring, and he was a blood sacrifice and cell culture, and finally resurrected this person.

The white-haired and black-skinned Malekith was extremely weak, his soul was as erratic as a candle in the wind, his mind was dull, and his body was even more dull.

It took a month for him to regain his ability to speak.

"Why save me? What's your conspiracy? ”

This desolate planet is extremely cold, and Thanos's physique is fully capable of withstanding the extreme cold weather, but there is no need to suffer from that sin, he found a leeward place and rested by the fire for a long time.

To Malekith's question, he simply replied: "Boring." ”

Whether he was bored or referring to the other party's problem was boring, Malekith didn't know.

He only knew that Thanos was a madman and that he couldn't stay here.

In the fourth year that Thanos returned to the current point in time, the fifth month after Deadpool got married, and the third month after Malekith's resurrection, he ran away.

Not only did he run away, but Malekith also stole Thanos' Mind Stone and the recreated Mind Scepter.

I don't know why the other party didn't pursue, but Malekith still grabbed a spaceship, and then ran back to Earth in one go.

Watt Alheim is long gone, his people are gone, and he wants to take revenge on Asgard and Earth.

But Asgard has Hela in charge, this woman is too fierce, Malekith glanced at it from a distance, and knew that he was not an opponent, whether he attacked or sneak attacked, he was looking for death.

He can only divert the target of hatred, Earth? Earth is a great place!

The Dark Elves have a racial bonus in stealth, and he infiltrates a place called the White House.

Malekith's plan is simple and crude, which is to use the scepter of mind to control those in power here, and then sow discord and cause a great war completely.

Hit, hit hard! It doesn't matter who wins or loses, he just has to have fun.

He hid in the shadows and held back, and after a short time, a bald head appeared in his field of vision.

has been in office for more than four years, and now he has officially entered his second term, and he is quite skillful in handling government affairs.

With Daisy retiring and Hill taking over, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s deterrence against him is rapidly decreasing.

The two sides are changing from the previous relationship between superiors and subordinates to a relationship of collaborators.

Captain America is a good friend, Stark is an assistant. Tax cuts, job increases, overseas withdrawals, and many other measures have been implemented, and the reputation of the bald brother is extremely high.