Chapter 37: Burden
"Which ...... are you talking about," the fat man Wang Lu Li straightened his waist back. He hadn't yet adjusted to the sudden extra weight on his stomach, and his back was sore from the beer belly.
"Of course it's the stinky who sells noodles!" The fat man Cheng Wulin was indignant, "What the fuck is this...... It's just ......."
He grabbed his round forearm in pain: "...... Inhuman! It's so inhumane! Lao Tzu has never met such a vicious person! She is hundreds of times worse than a pawn! ”
Wang Luli half-squinted his eyes, and his mood was also unhappy: "When that lady comes back, I have to ask her what is going on." ”
"Wait, wait! Damn, I'm going to go to that fat pig woman right now and ask for an antidote...... What the fuck ......" Cheng Wulin scolded, his fat face distorted, "Where did she go just now?" ”
"Don't be so angry, maybe it's just a temporary change." Wang Luli stared at the sweat oozing from Cheng Wulin's forehead, "Maybe it's a joke they played with us?" ”
"She'd better be!" Cheng Wulin hugged his chest angrily, but he couldn't hold it because of the change in his bust, "Fuck, Lao Tzu's chest definitely has C now, or D ......"
"Wait and see." Wang Luli sighed.
Ten minutes later.
"Permanent? Don't have an antidote yet? You repeat! ”
The fat lady let go of the hand covering her ears: "This is a good thing for the body, and it is not a poison, where is the antidote." ”
"Huh? Believe it or not, I'm beating you! If you're a woman, I'll fight too! Cheng Wulin's eyes were red, "This fat person seems to be beaten up, it's good for his body?" You're stupid, aren't you? ”
The fat lady was not angry when she was scolded, and explained seriously: "Fat can store a lot of energy, and it can also keep warm and produce heat, and the battle time is longer." Besides, the fat added to you is not ordinary fat, they only stay under the skin and will not adhere to the periphery of the internal organs, which is healthy and beautiful, what's wrong? ”
"Okay, okay, okay, okay." Cheng Wulin laughed angrily, and the fat on his face trembled, "No matter how healthy and useful it is, we don't want it." Wang, let's go! Let's just show up! When you go back, it will be the same! ”
The fat lady raised a finger like a drum stick and shook it from side to side: "Eh, I have to remind you a little that fat and thin are normal metabolic stages of the body, and they can't change back to their original state when they appear on camera." ”
"Then I'm okay with liposuction, right? In the future, people will always have some new technology to dissolve fat and control weight, right? Cheng Wulin's intonation was on the verge of breaking the tone.
"Well, I still have to remind you of this, the method of dissolving fat will be judged as 'harmed', so even if you get rid of this fat here, you will still look like a fat person when you go out."
"You ......"
"So what is Your Excellency doing this for?" Wang Luli, who had been silent, asked with a gloomy face, but because his face was fat as a whole, his sharp eyebrows were not so lethal, "You should also know that the clash of cultures in different eras is a very serious matter, right?" Like that great-granddaughter of yours, she hates being skinny, isn't she? ”
"I know." The fat lady lowered her head, "Sorry for not taking your thoughts into account. However, Xiao Nangong's intentions are good, and this is indeed something beneficial to you......"
"I've said it's all beneficial!" Cheng Wulin interrupted her.
Wang Luli stopped Cheng Wulin's roar: "You wait for her to finish." ”
Seeing that Cheng Wulin was quiet, the fat lady wiped her sweat and continued: "Xiao Nangong doesn't want you to become fat permanently. ”
"What do you mean?" Cheng Wulin was puzzled, but Wang Luli's eyes narrowed, revealing a thoughtful look.
"I don't really like that word and don't want to say it. But seeing that this gentleman understands, then I won't say more. The fat lady bowed her head lightly at Wang Luli, turned her body and stepped back, while reaching out and pointing downward, "During the day, you should have enough weight, be careful of hurting your knees." ”
"Wait! What do you mean! Cheng Wulin stretched out his hand to the fat woman, but found that the other party's feet seemed to be smeared with oil, and the mountain-like body was slightly suspended in the air, and he quickly floated backwards, and Cheng Wulin was stunned when he saw it.
This man can fly...... That is, she is also a ......
Helplessly watching the fat lady reintegrate into the team of fat men sitting around the heavenly pillar, Cheng Wulin turned his head to look at Wang Luli, whose face calmed down: "What did she say?" She said you got it? ”
"Well, I understand," Wang Luli sighed...... "If in this respect, she and the girl who sold noodles did help us." ”
Cheng Wulin said irritably: "You tell me directly what it is, one by one." Forget about her, you ...... too"
Wang Luli waved his big hand and slapped it on Cheng Wulin's fat buttocks: "She is telling us to lose weight." ”
"Oh, it's good to lose weight...... Cheng Wulin breathed a sigh of relief, "Fuck it!" Let's make us like this first, and then let us lose weight! I'm sick! ”
"I'll explain it to her. Lao Cheng, do you feel that you almost don't sweat much when exercising in the mirror world, even when fighting people? ”
Cheng Wulin crossed his hands on his hips: "So what, isn't there a relationship between day and day." Hey, look at my waist, it's too thick......"
"You wait and take care of your waist." Wang Luli stretched out his hands, held Cheng Wulin's big fat face, and twisted his head in his direction, "After we learn to use the day, mobilizing the daylight in the surrounding air at any time is already like breathing, and you won't feel it if you don't pay special attention." ”
"So what?"
"So, the better our ability to use the day, the weaker our management of our physical fitness. However, daylight does not strengthen our bodies, and our constitution weakens, which invisibly increases the risk of dying in battle. ”
Seeing Cheng Wulin stretching out his hand and pointing in the direction where the fat woman was leaving, Wang Luli rushed to say before he could speak: "No matter what others are like, but we will definitely be like this." ”
Cheng Wulin was unconvinced: "Okay, then it's good for us to just exercise, why do we want to lose weight?" ”
"Because we're gaining weight at a rapid pace, not little by little. Our daylight is like a muscle, and we can't adjust to our current weight...... I don't believe you can run two steps and see if you can still be as light as before. ”
"I'm not going to run, you have a point." Cheng Wulin pouted, "I knew it when you said weight loss just now." But how do you know so much what the woman wants us to do? ”
Wang Luli raised his head and looked at the Heavenly Pillar not far away: "Because when I was in the Upper Realm, when I went out every day to complete the task given to me by the chess piece cart, I wore clothes with their characteristics, which would increase my weight by nearly double my weight to exercise my physique." "Read the latest chapter of the "Daylight Forest Claw Book House" for free for the first time.