Chapter 9: The Strongest Meme Dafa
Ji Yuqing came in with a few bags from outside the door, and said: "This is the underwear and clothes I bought for you in the afternoon, I estimate that the size should be just right, I bought three sets, for the time being, you wear them first, I won't bother you, I'll go upstairs to post the rental news, bye." ”
As soon as the words fell, Yuqing was probably afraid that Al would not be able to save face, so she quickly stopped talking and left considerately.
Al sighed heavily.
Okay, your sister's League of Legends WeChat system, okay, since you have restrained me, I will play with you to the end.
20,000 points, right, Lao Tzu must get it!
Ji Yuqing left, and Al checked the system out of thin air while eating the hot dumplings cooked by the goddess.
To sum up, El currently has three main quests.
Main quest 1: To restore the man's male style, you need to have 20,000 points, and if you fail, the part will disappear completely, and the period will be six months;
Main quest 2: Defeat Bai Lan, complete the task and reward 5000 points, and if you succeed, you will activate the drifting bottle function, and have the qualification to pick up magic weapons every day, and 5000 points will be deducted if you fail, and you will permanently lose the drifting bottle function;
Main quest 3: Eliminate the Huang family, complete the task and reward 10,000 points, and if you fail, 10,000 points will be deducted and you will owe the system a debt of 2,000,000 yuan.
In order not to really lose the little brother and become Ji Yuqing's best friend, this main quest must be completed.
Assuming that the main quests two and three are completed, they add up to only 15,000 points, and there is still a difference of 5,000 points, and it seems that with the development of the future, there will be other tasks.
Defeating Bai Lan and eliminating the Huang family, it seems that these two things must be started at present.
The current status is:
Host: The Void Emperor - El;
Grade: I1, Tough Black Iron Tier 1;
Abilities: Void Power;
Exercises: None;
Occupation: Uncategorized;
Health: 100;
Mana: 100;
Prestige: 0;
Credits: 0;
This I1 also means that if you continue to cultivate upward, you will reach I2 until you become I10, and then you will be promoted to the [H] level.
When it comes to cultivation, Al finds himself at a loss for what to do.
Since the magical energy of the Runeteres Land spread to the real world, the cultivation of other new humans is, to put it bluntly, the accumulation of magical energy.
Some means of accumulating magical energy were born, and this is how the professional mages in the new humans were formed.
Later, after some years of development, magic is not only the only means of upgrading, some human beings have been genetically changed by magic, that is, their own physique has completed the evolution, as long as they exercise their own strength, they can also complete the upgrade, and the warrior profession has also been formed.
Until now, some people have awakened hunters who are attached to beasts, and marksmen who are proficient in various mechanical guns, can also be upgraded to become heroes, and even those who don't know anything can rely on their own magic or treasures to become a competent assistant.
Among these five categories, some of the best in terms of body skills gradually derived a "assassin" profession.
The six occupations have become the occupational divisions that now define the new human race.
When people ask you what your profession is, you say, "I'm a professional mage", and this sentence has now become a reality.
But looking back, Al pondered his own ability, the Void Emperor's magic ability was just a skill, and his golden finger was still a system.
And this system does not belong to magic, nor to warriors;
Without the help of beasts, without the blessing of guns and instruments;
There is no ability to help peers, and his body is not agile.
Look at this one, which of my six professions does not belong to!
Without the exercises, there is no cultivation method, and without the cultivation method, there is no escalation.
How to obtain this exercise, it seems that you have to find it in WeChat, and this time Al decided to take a closer look.
Open the WeChat interface of the League of Legends, and the list is a chat list of Ji Yuqing, Zhou Kewei, Rexai and the League of Legends universe group;
There are only three people in the [Address Book] Ji Yuqing, Zhou Kewei and Lei Xai.
[Discovery] The first of these is the "circle of friends", Ji Yuqing's circle of friends can only be seen for three days, and these three days are empty;
Zhou Kewei's circle of friends posts are all connections to computer technology, which are not nutritious;
Rexey's circle of friends is very cautious! All the posts are some weird and scary pictures!
Like the purple earth, the darkness underground, the human head pierced by the spear, the strange tattoos on the bones of the skeleton, and the bows made of the man's intestines......
After reading a few photos, Al felt a little sick to his stomach, and the dumplings on the plate were out of appetite.
Close the circle of friends, the following is "scan", after opening it, it is a camera out of thin air;
The "Shake" button is gray and can't be clicked, which seems to be temporarily unauthorized;
The "search one" function is not turned on, otherwise you can search for exercises;
"People Nearby" is also not opened, this permission is really too little, and it really can't be done if you don't upgrade;
"Drifting Bottle" is also closed, this at least has the direction of opening, if you complete the main quest two, that is, defeat Bai Lan, this function can be used, and if it fails, this drifting bottle will be closed forever;
"Shopping" Al selectively ignored, Lao Tzu is still wearing a strawberry nightgown, how can he have money to shop;
"Game" is not suitable now, enoki mushrooms have no time to play games, they must be raised in front of Ji Yuqing, let her see her man's majesty!
The "Mini Program" also does not have permissions.
After that, open the [my] interface, the personal information has been seen, and the following is the "payment" function, which is the wallet, which is 0 yuan;
The collection function can be turned on, but it is empty,
The album is also empty;
The card pack is also empty;
In addition to the settings, the last option I didn't look at was "Emoticons".
Expression?
Of course, this Al knows.,It's just some pictures used in chatting.,You can add it yourself.,You can also choose some big-touch design emojis.。
This feature is really useless.
When Al had nothing to do, he clicked on it and took a look, and the good guy couldn't see that Al had a heart attack.
I saw that you can't add custom emojis, there is no permission, and those emojis designed by designers, the cheapest, are 20,000 yuan!
Grab the money!
Al doesn't have a mobile phone now, so he can't open a normal WeChat, but even if his head is cut off, Al remembers that in normal WeChat, it's almost all free!
Occasionally, there are a few paid emojis, and the most expensive ones are only a dozen or dozens of dollars!
What is this League of Legends WeChat for? Slanderous?
Al flipped through it casually, and the prices ranged from 28888 to 188888.
Among them, there is a most expensive emoji designed by a person named Vladimir the Vampire, which costs a full 980,000 yuan to add!
I have 980,000 I buy a meme?
Am I an idiot?
Obviously, at this time, Al didn't know the "Law of True Fragrance", and he couldn't imagine that even if it was 9.8 million in the future, Al would buy a lot here.
But those are all afterthoughts, and at this moment, Al flipped through and saw that the prices had already soared, so he hurriedly retreated.
This is the last option.,I don't know if there's a hidden function.,But at least on the surface,The functions of the entire WeChat system have been seen.。
"Ding! Congratulations on checking out the League of Legends WeChat emoji feature for the first time, and the system will reward you with a newbie package! ”
This time, Al knew what these starter packs were for, and immediately pressed his right hand on the "Open" button.
As the light flowed, the system prompt sounded again:
"Ding! Congratulations on obtaining the Exercise Cheats*1, Default System Emoticon*7. ”
I got a lot of things this time, and I also have a practice that I want to get the most!
Al hurriedly took out the exercise, only to see that the cover read:
"The Strongest Emoji Dafa"
I'll go! What kind of exercise is this?
Emoji Dafa?
Look at the seven expressions lying in the system, isn't this the first seven of the first line of the default expression in the WeChat chat box?
Al can't recite it, but I've seen it too! The first expression is "smile", which is the smiling Minion;
The second expression is "pouting", the eight-figure eyebrow wavy mouth;
The third expression is "color", with two red heart-shaped eyes drooling in the mouth;
The fourth expression is "in a daze", with round eyes and a runny nose;
The fifth expression is "proud", with a sunglasses mouth and a tiger tooth shining star;
The sixth expression is "tears", the one that cries two lines of tears;
The seventh expression is "shy", the one with a blushing face.
If these seven expressions don't have a picture, open the default expressions of WeChat or QQ and take a look, the first line of the seven is, why are they all rewards here, and they have become exercises?
I'm here to ask, can this thing be used by a chicken?