"I'm back with Ximen Love!"

Outside the Xiliang Demon Village, Ximen raised his arms and shouted.

Sure enough, there is still a sense of security here, and if you are outside, God knows where you will encounter the world.

Ever since she learned about the island country of World Magazine in the purple mouth of the gate, she had no intention of soaking in the hot springs at all, and asked Qin Yuyao to take her back to Xiakong City overnight.

In addition to the two of them, Adjani and Daimon Purple also came.

Daimon Zi didn't have the idea of becoming the underground emperor of the island country, and she preferred to be a surgeon to operate on people than those. Every life saved made her feel like she was more than just a skeleton.

"What shouting!" Song Yunwu leaned out of the window and scolded, "I haven't slept enough!" ”

As a cartoonist, it's normal to turn day and night upside down. Now at 8 o'clock in the evening, it is the time for Song Yunwu to sleep, and he will not wake up naturally until 10 o'clock.

But since she was woken up, she had no intention of continuing to sleep.

"Welcome home." After she went downstairs, she said to the door purple.

The latter also warmly gave her a hug, and sure enough, it still felt like home here.

Daimon Purple and Kim E-won also met for the first time, and both of them looked at each other curiously.

Regarding the existence of the tenth on the Asian disaster list, Jin Huiyuan naturally did not know, and Damen Zi had also heard of the name of the killer "God of Extermination".

"Hello sister." Kim Hye-won looks very well-behaved.

The longer she lived in Xiliang Demon Village, the more she felt that her roommates were all big guys, and she was the only real dish.

Although she has never met Damen Zi, being able to live with Ximen Qing and them for so long is enough to show how powerful she is.

"Ahla kawaii," Damen Zi had already heard about Jin Huiyuan's situation from Ximen Qing, but she was still a little surprised to meet, "Will you fight the landlord?" ”

"Huh?" Jin Huiyuan didn't react for a moment, is this topic a little too fast?

At this time, Ximen Qing came over: "Haha, I haven't fought the landlord for a long time since the cute man left, Huiyuan, let's come together." ”

"Oh," Kim Hy-won nodded in a daze, "It's just that if you fight the landlord, I will." ”

As a knowledgeable doctor, she can even fly a plane, and it is natural for her to fight landlords.

"But we have a rule for fighting landlords here," Ximen Qing added, "lose a handful, take off a piece of clothing, and start writing on the inner thighs when you are naked." ”

"Huh?!" Kim Hye-won was shocked, "Play, play so big?" ”

"Of course," Simon smirked, "it's too late to regret it!" Oh hehehe. ”

So, Jin Huiyuan was pulled by her half-pushed and half-on the spot to play with Damen Zi to fight the landlord.

That night, ten straight characters were written on the inner thigh of Ximen Qing.

And Kim E-won just took off a pair of stockings. She fights the landlord...... Super strong.

……

"There are thieves! Someone stole buns! At the door of a breakfast shop, the owner scolded angrily, "I haven't eaten steamed buns in my previous life!?" It's also going to be stolen! ”

When other beggars come to ask for food, he will throw one or two buns at will, and he really can't figure out what kind of mentality it is to steal buns, he is simply sick in the brain.

In a park not far from the bun shop, a young man with four large buns came to a bench and sat down.

There was already a child sitting here, and he handed one of the large buns to the child and began to eat it himself.

Instead of answering, the child asked, "Did you steal?" ”

"What do you mean by stealing!" The young man pointed ahead and asked, "Look what is that?" ”

"A meadow?"

"Wrong! It's my land! Look at what's over there? ”

"A dog man and a woman?"

"Wrong! It's my people! I am the first emperor, and the whole world belongs to me," he said, taking a bite of the bun, chewing something in his mouth and saying indistinctly, "The emperor takes the things of his own people, can that be regarded as stealing?" Not countable. ”

"Oh." The child nodded as if he didn't understand.

"You're very good," the First Emperor began to eat the second big bun, "and when my Great Qin is rebuilt in the future, I will make you a princess." ”

"But...... I'm a boy. ”

"Hmmm?!!" The First Emperor turned his head in shock, and the buns in his mouth fell out, "What, what!?" You're such a cute boy!? But you're wearing a skirt, huh? ”

The little boy looked down and reached out and grabbed a trouser leg: "Oops, the outfit is off track." ”

The First Emperor didn't know what to say: "That...... Only...... I'll make you a duke. ”

After saying that, he began to talk to himself again: "Are all boys like this now? It's different from what I saw in the parallel world, this world is too terrifying, I have to be more cautious, otherwise Daqin may really die. ”

After eating the buns, the little boy asked him, "Where are we going next?" ”

He seemed very excited, because after Emperor Sui Shi came out, he didn't have to go to school, he didn't have to do his homework, and he didn't have to go back to watch his parents quarrel all day. And the First Emperor was very good to him, even if he went to steal the buns, he wouldn't let him go hungry.

The First Emperor thought for a while: "I don't know, all in all, get some money first, get me a legal identity, and then get a bank card, and then contact my courtiers, they will give me money." ”

"Oh," the boy asked, "how do you make some money?" ”

The First Emperor: "I ...... I don't know. ”

"Why don't you go to work," suggested the boy, "I see that people on TV are going to work when they are short of money." ”

"Part-time job?! No kidding, it's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life," the First Emperor shook his head vigorously, "I'm the Emperor!" If you really go to work, who will dare to accept it? ”

So, two days later, the First Emperor became a cashier in a small supermarket.

The shopkeepers were an old couple with children abroad, and seeing that the First Emperor was so pitiful with a child, he didn't care about his lack of an ID card, let him work and gave him a small room. Of course, the little boy is cute, and it is also a key factor to please the two elders very much.

"I fought against the Six Kingdoms and ruled the world, and my achievements were comparable to the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, what kind of majesty was it? Now I have to rely on children to sell cuteness to get the opportunity to work, failure, too much failure. ”

"Checkout!" Just as the First Emperor was talking to himself, a middle-aged man took a bunch of things and put them on the counter, "Do you know why you failed?" ”

"Huh?" The First Emperor looked at him suspiciously, "You know? ”

"Of course," the middle-aged man said, "You are a secondary school disease, work hard to make money, don't think about those who don't have it, and dominate the world, hehe, I'm Yingzheng Did I tell others?" ”

"What!? Your name is Yingzheng too!? The First Emperor looked at him in shock.