Chapter 97: Lolicon is terrifying
At this time, in Dad's company, a group of people surrounded a computer, and from time to time they also issued a sentence or two of emotion.
And the people in front of the computer, it can be said that all of them are social elites, super intellectuals with an annual salary of one million, a group of people around the computer, generally speaking, it is natural to analyze the market trend of so-and-so, what is wrong with the file, and so on.
But in the computers of this group of people...... It's a little Lori.
A little Lori in pure white clothing.
And this little Lori is on the stage at the moment, showing a look of help.
"What should I say?" Luo Zijing looked at the host pleadingly, there were 30,000 people, so many, he was instigated, and his head was almost dead at the moment.
I'm so nervous!
The host didn't expect this situation at all, the players who were still coaxing the pigeons before, are still having stage fright at the moment, but the appearance of this stage fright is really cute.
Handing Luo Zijing a topic, the host showed an encouraging smile, "You can interact with your pet and sell cute canvassing." ”
took the microphone, and Luo Zijing reacted instantly.
That's right, sell cute!
That's what I want to do!
But you can't sell cuteness deliberately, it looks a little pretend, and if you add Xiao Hei, you might be able to sing!
After making up his mind, Luo Zijing picked up Xiao Hei, "Let's sing a short song in a while, no problem, right?" ”
"Meow?" Xiao Hei first showed a puzzled expression, and then after thinking of something, his eyes lit up, and he nodded, "Meow's meow!"
Seeing that Xiao Hei understood what he meant, Luo Zijing looked at the audience, "Then, I'll hum a song to everyone with Xiao Hei!" ”
"Hum song?"
Not only the audience below, but even the host was puzzled, the contestants in front of them did not interact and dance with their pets, but it was only an exchange of movements.
Hum this kind of song, the language of humans and animals is not interconnected at all, even if you develop a relationship with your pet, the pet can move some of the owner's meaning, but if you sing together.
How should this be sung?
Seeing the host's doubts, Luo Zijing nodded, "Well, today I will hum a piece of "Learning to Meow" to you." ”
Before everyone could think about the song that learning to meow was, Luo Zijing had already spoken.
The already very soft and cute voice was slightly pressed at the moment, "Let's learn to meow together and ...... together"
"Meow Meow~"
At this moment, Luo Zijing paused, and after a while, Xiao Hei quickly picked it up, and screamed 5 times in a row, and the tone was almost the same as Luo Zijing's.
At first glance, I can't tell that this is a cooperation between a person and a cat, as if it sounds like it is sung by a person, and the connection is so perfect that there is no sense of disobedience.
"Lie coquettish in front of you, oops......"
"Meow Meow~"
"My heart is pounding, I'm obsessed with your bad smile, and if you don't say you love me, I'll ......"
"Meow Meow~"
One person and one cat, after singing this short paragraph perfectly, Luo Zijing put his little hand on his face, made a cat's paw gesture, made a super fierce appearance, and followed Xiao Hei to hum the last "meow!"
All of a sudden, the air was silent, the audience was silent, and even the two hosts widened their eyes, looking at Luo Zijing and Xiao Hei, and no longer made a sound.
"Ahh......h ”
This is a song that has been circulating when Xiao Hei brushed station B before, although I don't know why this song attracted Xiao Hei, but at that time, Luo Zijing was very interested, so he practiced this short chorus with Xiao Hei.
Xiao Hei is also very user-friendly, and it doesn't take long to practice to fit perfectly.
It comes in handy at the moment, Luo Zijing feels, whether it's the voice, the lyrics or his own facial expressions, it's very cute, but there is no reaction below, this is not scientific!
Ten seconds passed quietly, and there was still no sound below, as if the world was frozen.
Luo Zijing finally couldn't help it, and touched his cheek, "It's so embarrassing!"
Looking at the host, Luo Zijing just wanted to ask if he was cold, and then the audience erupted in applause.
"Ahhhh It's so cute, so cute, the old man's girlish heart! ”
"Don't stop me, I'm going to pick up Lori on the stage is a 100-meter sprint, I'm going to go to prison for three years!"
"I still want to hug my Lori, don't think about it, I'll pick you up as a 100-meter sprint!"
"Vote and vote, Lao Tzu has to vote for 10 votes! Why can't we vote in the blue chairs? ”
There are 30,000 people, and the sensation in an instant can be described as unusually large, and there are already many security guards below, but at this moment there is already an impulse that can't resist the enthusiasm of everyone.
In that minute, Luo Zijing's votes rose directly from more than 5,000 to 16,000!
That is, at least 10,000 people will shoot the lights directly in one minute!
But there are still people who haven't pressed the light.,It seems that the cuteness of my sister's body hasn't reached the level of killing everyone in seconds.。
As soon as he thought this, there was a shout from the audience.
"What about the medics, come on a medic, my classmate was cute, save him!"
"Save you from being paralyzed, first give Lao Tzu a slap on the lamp of his chair, life is not important!"
"Yes, thank you brother for reminding me, shooting the lights is the key, you can't die anyway, just let him faint."
The entire audience can be said to be unusually restless, especially those who did not vote in the blue chair, ran directly to the red chair and took pictures when they saw the lights.
It can already be called crazy.
I saw Luo Zijing's embarrassment for a while, it seems that I can't use my sister's body to deliberately sell cuteness in the future, it's too terrifying.
It's okay on such a large occasion, if it's in some small alleys or something, maybe you will be picked up and directly "100-meter sprint".
Lolicon is terrible!
Ay?
It seems that he is also a lolicon.。
emmm…… For a moment, I felt that Lolicon was not terrible at all.
In Dad's company, several people were looking at the computer anxiously, and then at the person in front of the computer anxiously.
"Section Chief, Section Chief! Wake up, Lori hasn't finished reading it yet, don't fall down! ”
"It's over, it's over, the section chief is cute, do you want to call a doctor!"
"Don't call a doctor, help ...... Help me up, I can keep watching!"
"Branch...... Section chief, nosebleeds, stop the nosebleeds first. ”
……
In the next 20 minutes, Luo Zijing did not deliberately sell cuteness, but chatted with the audience or hosts, and sometimes teased Xiao Hei.
The most concerning, in addition to cuteness, in terms of pets alone, is naturally the demon clan that fell into the thorns.
The moderator obviously knew this, so he asked it deliberately.
In this regard, Luo Zijing also blushed and replied that it was an accident, after all, who knew that this was talking about variety!
In the end, half an hour passed, and the number of votes for Luozijing reached 19,000, successfully surpassing Tao Ming, ranking behind Ling Shao, ranking second!
can have this number of votes, Luo Zijing also put his mind at ease, this first round, it seems that he is stable.