Chapter 71: The Sky Has Eyes!
With a white towel hanging on his shoulder, the shopkeeper smirked and ran away like a gust of wind.
The proprietress continued to fiddle with the abacus in her hand while muttering, "If the world is full of good monsters like Elder Sun, we will be blessed." ”
Sun Lei didn't hear the conversation between the proprietress downstairs and the shopkeeper, and at this time, the hero in the proprietress was looking at the starry pill in her hand with a hesitant face, considering whether to eat it in one bite.
"By the way, after taking this pill, I won't explode and die, right?" After hesitating for a long time, Sun Lei still didn't decide, but went to ask the omniscient audience in the live broadcast room.
Seeing Sun Lei's apprehension, the screen in the live broadcast room immediately began to pass the barrage.
[Divine Void Ancestor: Although Poor Dao is only a third-grade alchemist, according to the experience of Poor Dao, the medicinal effect of this pill should not be very violent]
[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: With such a spicy chicken pill, this princess eats it as candy. 】
[A sword from the east: Our sword cultivators never take pills, because the strongest monks will always rely on their own strength to break through the bottleneck before they can achieve something]
[The swordsman who killed the pig: It is said that with the physique of the great sage, even the elixir is eaten with a gourd and a gourd, so the anchor doesn't have to worry at all]
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The audience's barrage made Sun Lei feel a little more at ease, if it weren't for the fact that he had read too many online novels, he wouldn't have worried about dying from an explosion at all, but he was really poisoned.
Fortunately, after being reminded by the audience, he remembered that his King Kong is not bad. With such a physique, it is estimated that even eating a missile is a!
[Fire God Zhao Yi: Why is this elixir so familiar? It turned out to be refined by my apprentice's spirit disc. In other words, this is still a gift specially refined for me by the Spirit Disc when I became a Dharma Saint]
Holy! No way!
Sun Lei, who had just put the pill in his mouth, immediately widened his eyes when he saw this barrage, and then directly swallowed the pearl-sized pill in his mouth.
"Ahem!"
Because he was too excited, the pill that he swallowed quickly was stuck in his throat for a long time, and Sun Lei slapped his chest continuously, and this was completely swallowed.
Before, Sun Lei felt that this universe was a real thing, and it was even created by intelligent life outside the galaxy, but the reason why the human beings on the earth didn't know it was because the technological level of this intelligent life was much higher than that of the earth. Perhaps, this intelligent life has always known about the existence of the Earth.
Now the barrage of the fire god Zhao Yi has confirmed his guess.
The audience in the live broadcast room must all be from the same planet as the earth, but because the earth's technological level is too low, the planet where these viewers are has not yet been found.
In other words, the audience who can enter the live broadcast room is the most powerful and powerful person on their planet, so they are qualified to enter this cosmic live entertainment platform.
"Does that mean that there are likely to be people on the planet who have entered this live broadcast room?" Following this reasoning, Sun Lei couldn't help but guess excitedly.
It's just that when he was about to ask if there were any earthlings in the live broadcast room, there was a scorching heat in his body again.
"Who just said that this elixir didn't come violently? Stand up, I will definitely not shoot you, I will shoot you for five minutes at most! ”
Sun Lei's face was flushed, and a hoarse voice came out of his throat.
Soon, his consciousness entered an inward-looking state again.
The blood burned, just like that night in Huangfeng Ridge, wisps of golden flames finally followed the blood vessels to the dantian, and then shot into the golden pill one after another.
On the smooth surface of Jindan, the six-character mantra of Buddhism once again emerged.
When Jin Yan entered Jindan more and more, the six-character mantra became clearer and clearer.
The dazzling golden light made these six words like a golden chain, trapping Jin Dan tightly, so that it could not turn a single point.
It's just that there are more and more golden flames shot into the golden pill, and the golden pill suspended in the dantian is still like a snail, slowly turning.
It looks like it's struggling, but it's turning.
"Come on!"
When Sun Lei saw this scene in his inner vision, he immediately cheered and cheered.
Although he was extremely hot now, he also knew that the rotation of the golden pill meant that he could unseal more power.
At this time, it is a contest between Jin Dan and the six-character mantra, even Sun Lei, the master, can't control it, and can only pray that he can break through and become stronger again this time.
Fortunately, this time the situation was indeed a little milder than last time, so Sun Lei only suffered for a while, and then saw that the six-character mantra was dimmed again until it disappeared on the surface of Jindan.
The six-character mantra disappeared, but the phantom of the monkey in the golden pill was much clearer.
Through Jin Dan, Sun Lei could see that it was a gray-white little monkey, although he couldn't see the specific appearance, but he could feel its flexibility.
"Boom!"
Just when Sun Lei thought it was over, the golden pill in front of him suddenly shone brightly, and then a long golden stream shot out from it and entered his limbs.
Then he felt as if something had been washed away from his body, as if the dirt had been washed off his skin.
There is no scorching heat, only the body and mind.
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"This came out of my body?" Sun Lei, who retreated from the inner vision, looked at his black body full of dirt and looked stupid directly.
"Elder Sun, hot water is here!"
"Huh? Who are you? What about Elder Sun? ”
Just as Sun Lei was stunned when he looked at the mud and dirt that suddenly appeared on his body, the shopkeeper suddenly knocked on the door with two buckets of hot water and walked in.
When he saw the black man sitting on the bed, the shopkeeper couldn't help but be shocked.
"I'm Elder Sun, let's put the water there." Knowing that his appearance scared the shopkeeper, Sun Lei immediately spoke.
"Oh, then Elder Sun will retire from the young one, and call me again if there is anything." Hearing that it was indeed Elder Sun's voice, the shopkeeper immediately put the bucket on the ground, then closed the door and retreated.
Picking up the two buckets of hot water that the shopkeeper had placed at the door, Sun Lei walked to the small room inside, and then poured the two buckets of hot water in his hand into the big wooden barrel in front of him.
Although there is no shower water heater, it is better to take a hot shower than to take a shower.
When the two buckets of hot water in his hand were poured into the large wooden barrel one after another, Sun Lei stretched out his hand, ready to sense the water temperature.
"Ahh
Then in the next second, a scream sounded as if it had been XX by someone.
"Elder Sun, what's wrong?"
The shopkeeper outside rushed over and asked.
"It's okay, the water is a little hot."
Sun Lei's eyes were filled with tears, and his voice was choked and he replied to the shopkeeper outside the door.
The shopkeeper outside the door touched his head suspiciously, and said secretly: "When I came, I obviously added cold water, how could Elder Sun still burn my hands?" ”
However, Elder Sun inside didn't want to add cold water, and the shopkeeper could only turn around and leave the door.
"Ahaha!! I've become a human being! Become human! ”
The shopkeeper, who had just walked to the staircase, was so frightened by the wild laughter behind him that he stumbled under his feet, and almost didn't roll down directly.
In the guest room, Sun Lei, who was holding his hands on the edge of the barrel, had an excited look in his eyes.
He looked down at the water in the barrel and caressed his face narcissistically, and his heart was full of joy.
I saw that the reflection on the clear water in the bucket was a small-eyed young man with black hair and a thin face.
At this time, the small-eyed young man in the reflection was pinching his face with his hands.
"Ahh Hurt! ”
Feeling the pain, Sun Lei realized that he was not dreaming.
The young man in the reflection in the water is really himself, and at the same time, he is also his original appearance in the real world.
"Poof!"
After confirming, Sun Lei quickly took off the monk's robe on his body, and then jumped into the big wooden barrel with a deep leap, splashing a large splash.
"Then I'll take a shower first, and everyone will wait ten minutes before coming in."
After explaining to the audience in the live broadcast room, Sun Lei immediately closed the live broadcast room.
Picking up the soap corner at hand, Sun Lei couldn't wait to start wiping it on his body, and soon the water in the barrel became black in a blink of an eye.
"Wow~"
Sun Lei stood up from the barrel with his naked body, and then crawled out of the barrel and walked to the bronze mirror in the room.
In the bronze mirror, a thin young man with small eyes stood bare and rubbed his eyes from time to time. After a while, I saw that the young man in the bronze mirror suddenly lowered his head, and then fiddled with his lower body with his hand.
"Second brother! I didn't expect to see you in this life, it's really a vision! ”