E-sports little corgi: "You are the stupid big black and strong guy in the circle of friends?" Your name is Chen Mo? ”

Chen Mo: "The stupid eldest sister in the circle of friends with two Shandong steamed buns hanging on her chest, the ground and door of her legs are distorted, and the stupid eldest sister with a sharp chin like a snake spirit is you?" ”

Sample, dare to scare brother!

E-sports little corgi: "Chen Mo, your uncle!" This fairy is a standard long leg, a childish face with huge (harmonious) breasts! If you say that, I'm about to become one of those Internet celebrities! ”

Chen Mo: "Heheda, I reserved my opinion before I met the real person." Maybe now there's a cute girl with a big Ding Ding on the phone!

Moreover, I heard that there is a routine called 'the redemption of the kidney-slashing customer' recently.

is to add a boy as a friend in the name of a beautiful woman first, and then ask the boy out to open a room. When the boy wakes up, he has it, and his kidney is gone!

Say, don't you look at my brother's big and strong kidneys! ”

Yang Yuchan was simply annoyed by this strange thing.

What big Ding Ding cute girl?

What is the salvation of the kidney-shaver?

Why is this guy named Chen Mo so big!

She is the daughter of Yang's enterprise, worth more than 100 million, how can it be rare for you to have a waist?

E-sports little corgi: "I said, I'm an E-cup long-legged beauty!! Don't say I'm a big Ding Ding cute sister anymore! ”

Chen Mo: "Wa doesn't believe it (picking his nose)!" ”

E-sports little corgi: "Don't believe our video!" ”

After speaking, Chen Mo received a video request from this girl.

When he clicked to accept, seeing the sexy little lips in front of the camera and glaring at his beauty angrily, Chen Mo was amazed!

She is even more beautiful than in the photo!

Especially when the camera moved down slightly, seeing the two bottomless white ravines under her white neck, Chen Mo almost spurted out a nosebleed!

Seeing Chen Mo's stupid appearance, Yang Yuchan couldn't help but say proudly: "How about it, I was shocked by the peerless beauty of this fairy!" Hum! ”

After relieving himself, Chen Mo immediately retorted: "Pull it down, whose fairy scolds people like a shrew?" You're a woman who can scold me for half an hour without repeating it! ”

E-sports Corgi: "Who do you say is a shrew!" ”

Chen Mo: "Just talk about you!" What's up? Not only are you like a shrew, but also the game to play the dish of one b, am I wrong? ”

Yang Yuchan was annoyed at the time, and squirted wildly at the camera: "I put up with it when I say I'm a shrew, but you say that I play with the dishes, uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it either!"

Today, you have to give me an explanation and tell me where I played, otherwise, I won't be able to spare you! ”

Chen Mo: "Heheda, just say it!" Let's just talk about the last game, your Diao Chan came out of the Holy Grail first, and I directly classified you as a new player who just played the game. ”

Yang Yuchan was puzzled: "What's wrong with the Holy Grail?" ”

, it's really a rookie!

Although Chen Mo's operation is sparse, he is confident that he will not lose to any professional player in terms of the understanding of heroes, outfits and inscriptions!

Shaking his head helplessly, Chen Mo continued: "It's your first time playing this hero, right? ”

Gaming Corgi: "Hey, how do you know?" ”

Chen Mo: "The first time you play this hero, you will generally use the system's recommended loadout, and the first mage equipment by default by the system is the Holy Grail.

Therefore, in our circle, players who should not be out of the Holy Grail, such as 'Holy Grail Diao', 'Holy Grail Daji', and 'Holy Grail Little Joe', are called big pit players.

Understand？ ”

Yang Yuchan's face flushed, and her attitude softened significantly.

Esports Corgi: "That...... Can you teach me hero builds? ”

Chen Mo: "Heheda, why? What's in it or not? ”

Yang Yuchan was about to be mad.

It's the first time for her to take the initiative to beg someone, you must know that in normal times, how many people lick their faces and beg to teach her, she doesn't care!

Why is this peasant-like anchor so oily and salt-incoming?

Corgi: "Well, if you're satisfied with what I've taught, I'll send you two selfies of me?" There are swimsuits! ”

Ha!

Chen Mo smiled disdainfully.

Is brother the kind of person who is seduced by beauty?

Is brother the kind of person who bows his head for beauty?

Chen Mo looked at the camera with righteousness, stretched out five fingers and said fiercely: "At least five!" ”

E-sports little corgi: "What a shame! ”

Chen Mo: "Each other!" ”

After arguing with Chen Mo like this, Yang Yuchan felt a lot more relaxed for some reason.

E-sports little Corgi: "My real name is Yang Yuchan, you call me ......"

Chen Mo: "Jade Cicada? Then let's call you the monkey! We are famous for the jade cicada in the countryside. ”

Yang Yuchan: "Your uncle!" You are the monkey, your whole family is a monkey! I'm this Chan, not that cicada! Don't call me a monkey! ”

Chen Mo: "Okay, know the monkey, no problem know the monkey." ”

Yang Yuchan: "......"

In the end, under the discussion, the two took a step back, Chen Mo called Yang Yuchan "Xiao Zhi", and Yang Yuchan called Chen Mo "Black Loach".

Chen Mo: "Okay, now it's time to officially start teaching you the knowledge of outfitting." What is your favorite hero to play? I'm going to teach you a hero's outfit today. ”

When she said this, Yang Yuchan found that Chen Mo's cynical smile on the other side of the camera had retracted, and her attitude had become very serious, as if she had changed someone.

Yang Yuchan: "Master Luban, mentally retarded two hundred and five." ”

Chen Mo: "You send me a screenshot of your Luban outfit." ”

More than ten seconds later, Yang Yuchan sent Chen Mo a screenshot of her Luban outfit.

Rush Boots, Apocalypse, Endless, Vampire Knife, Armor-Piercing Bow, Resurrection Armor.

Very decent Luban outfit.

Yang Yuchan thought, you can't find fault with this, right?

Unexpectedly, Chen Mo immediately said: "Your Lu Ban, no matter what the game, is it so equipped?" ”

Yang Yuchan: "Otherwise? If Lu Ban doesn't come out with equipment like this, how else can he come out? At most, resurrect armor and change it to a broken army! ”

Chen Mo: "Hehe, I'll show you a screenshot of my Luban outfit, you can see the difference between our outfits." ”

After Yang Yuchan saw Chen Mo's Luban outfit, she couldn't help but be surprised: "Why is your shoe a 250 gold coin shoe?" And why is your fourth piece of equipment a Vampire Scythe instead of a Vampire Knife? ”

Chen Mo smiled mysteriously and said: "King-level Luban and you, rookie-level Luban, you can see it from the shoes!" Not only Luban, but all the shoes of my other heroes are shoes that come out of 250 gold coins.

Want to know why? ”

Yang Yuchan immediately nodded and said, "Yes!" ”

Chen Mo: "Let's take a swimsuit photo first!" ”

Yang Yuchan: "You...... Good! This fairy endured! If you don't give me a good reason, you won't even be able to get a picture of the back! ”

Bite!

A photo appeared in Chen Mo's WeChat chat box.

Click on it to take a look, Chen Mo finally couldn't help but have a nosebleed spraying three meters high!

It's so sexy!

This chest is big, this leg is long, and this waist is thin!

Compared with others, Ma Yourong is simply the difference between a peasant woman and a fairy!