Chapter 317: The World Is Messed Up
Shi Jinlang didn't know what was going on, but he was now very sure that this group of people was not from the King Continent.
“Who are you?”
Isn't it English, Shi Jinlang can also speak, and Shi Jinlang shouted at the little man who seemed to be the leader.
“My name is Napoleon Bonaparte!”
"What's that?"
Shi Jinlang looked confused, he understood the front one, but he really didn't understand the one in the back.
"Alice, you translate for the translator!" Shi Jinlang woke up Alice for the first time.
"Translate what?" Alice's voice said lazily.
"Your uncle, I didn't hear it clearly just now, you little man say it again, Who are you?"
Alice was not in the plot, so Shi Jinlang had to ask again.
"Grass Mud Horse, My name is Napoleon Bonaparte!"
The short opening is the standard national scolding, and this sentence directly stunned Shi Jinlang.
"Do you need a translator for the previous one? If you translate, please prompt the host language! Alice's voice asked with a forced smile.
"The first sentence doesn't need to be translated, the last sentence, translate the whole sentence!"
"Grass mud horse, Lao Tzu's name is Napoleon Bonaparte!"
Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Didn't you tell you that you don't need to translate in front?"
"The master said in front that there was no need to translate, and then said that the whole sentence should be translated, could it be that Alice misunderstood!"
"Wait a minute—" Shi Jinlang didn't want to mess with Alice, and he suddenly realized how nonsense the name he had just heard was.
"What did you just say, what is his name?"
"Napoleon Bonaparte!"
"Poof-" Shi Jinlang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he asked in disbelief: "Is it the Napoleon the Great who established the First French Empire, established the huge Napoleonic imperial system, and then promulgated the "Napoleonic Code", and also protected the achievements of the French Revolution by the way, and once broke the European anti-French alliance five times?" ”
"It should be, there is only one person with this name, Baidu Encyclopedia!"
"Your uncle, are you really Napoleon the Great?" Shi Jinlang shouted loudly at the little man who was protected in the middle.
"Grass mud horse, Lao Tzu is Napoleon,-you-mother, what kind of place is this, and who are you special?" Napoleon was full of swearing, and his speech speed was extremely sluggish when he spoke Chinese.
"The banana boat to Nima, the geoduck of the mother, aren't you particularly French? When did you learn English, and where did you learn Chinese? ”
"Lao Tzu is the emperor, do you understand the emperor, the emperor lives to learn all the time, you know how to hold a dog basket?"
Shi Jinlang was blinded by Napoleon's spray, he really couldn't imagine that the famous Napoleon the Great was such a vulgar person.
"Okay, Lao Tzu won't grass the mud horse first, you little man tell Lao Tzu first, where are you from?"
"Gan Niang, Lao Tzu led a large army of 37,000 people, crossed the Alps, entered northern Italy, and went to support the French army trapped in Genoa by the Austrian army, but I didn't expect to go a step too late, the soldiers sent by Lao Tzu to stay behind to support Genoa were killed by the Austrian army, Lao Tzu was very angry, and when the Austrian army that captured Genoa was fighting, suddenly a big hole opened in the ground, and then Lao Tzu fell to this place where the dog doesn't, why can you tell Lao Tzu now, where is this?"
Shi Jinlang was full of black lines, and he was stunned for a long time before he said: "This is the King Continent!"
"What?" When Napoleon heard this, he looked confused and said, "What continent? ”
"King Continent!" Shi Jinlang said word by word.
"King what?"
"Grass and mud horses, Ma Dongmei!"
"Ma What's the Plum?"
“”
I don't know if Napoleon, the little man, was behind his ears or on purpose, Shi Jinlang was tortured by him and almost went crazy.
"You've always heard of the glory of kings, right?"
"King what?"
"Glory of Kings!"
"Didn't you just say something about the King Continent? Fcuk, what glory is coming now? ”
“”
"Master, this Napoleon Bonaparte is from the earth in 1800 A.D., and if you tell him about the glory of kings, he doesn't understand what it means!"
"Oh my God!" Shi Jinlang covered his face and wanted to cry without tears: "This special world is going to be chaotic!" ”
"That little girl who sells iron, Lao Tzu won't scold you, you hurry up and tell Lao Tzu where this is, Lao Tzu's battle is not over yet, if you continue to talk nonsense and affect the battle situation, Lao Tzu will be the first to cut you!"
"Go to Nima, brothers, shoot me this little man!"
Shi Jinlang's iconic appearance of a pure man was actually said by Napoleon to be a little girl who sells iron, which made Shi Jinlang angry and not fight.
It's okay to say that Shi Jinlang is good-looking like a woman, but directly say that Shi Jinlang is a woman, without adding the word "good-looking", this is not good.
"Boss, it seems that the laser energy ray can't shoot in!"
"If you can't shoot here, then you can continue to shoot at a different angle and kill all these foreign devils for Lao Tzu!"
"Master, wait a minute, there may be a space-time turbulence here, so Napoleon the Great was teleported here as far back as 1800 AD." Alice exclaimed: "Napoleon the Great is a very important character in influencing history, if you kill him now, then the history of the earth may really be messed up!" ”
"Lao Tzu doesn't care, Lao Tzu is from 2019 AD, more than 200 years ago, Lao Tzu can't manage the history, and besides, killing him can make the primary school students in the back write a lot less history homework, and I also indirectly did a good thing for the children!"
"But—"
Alice wanted to say something, but Shi Jinlang interrupted her rudely: "Shut up, everyone who calls Lao Tzu a little girl will die, and Napoleon is no exception!" ”
"Bang bang bang-"
Another series of dense laser strafing sounds sounded, and the soldiers of the Super Management Bureau who had found a good position shot countless laser energy rays from different angles.
“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! We have been attacked by unknown weapons, and we ask for support from headquarters, and we ask for support from headquarters! ”
"Support your uncle!"
The marksmanship of the soldiers of the Super Management Bureau was too poor, and they didn't kill Napoleon, the dwarf, after putting so many guns, Shi Jinlang was angry when he heard him speak now.
"Coordinate location? I don't know, I just know that this is a hilltop, and there's a little girl next to it who keeps yelling at me, and you ask her what she said? Wait a minute, I'll listen, she seems to say, 'Grass mud horse, dry mother'! ”
"Grass mud horse, I think you are deliberately looking for death!"
Shi Jinlang was furious, he lifted a three-pointed two-edged gun, and rushed towards Napoleon in the crowd regardless of it.
"Lao Tzu stabbed you to death, little man, stabbed you, stabbed you!"
In the midst of thousands of troops, Shi Jinlang grabbed Napoleon like a bag, he threw Napoleon into the air with great force, and then stabbed him with a spear.
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