His father didn't often take him to eat, and when he was in junior high school, he opened a new pickled cabbage fish shop near his home, and his father took him to eat, and he ate a lot of sauerkraut fish for the first time.

So his father thought he liked to eat sauerkraut fish......

So every time his father invited a guest, he would take him to eat sauerkraut fish......

Li Wusheng felt that his father's logic was fine, and the sauerkraut fish was not bad, so he had to let it go......

"What's wrong with you? Your dad said you like sauerkraut fish the most. Look at you eat instant noodles every day, is your body broken? Shen Yi looked at Li Wusheng's face and was a little worried.

Li Wusheng hurriedly shook his head.

But fortunately, it was his stepmother's treat, he didn't have to pay a penny, and there was nothing to do at home, so he thought about it and went.

"Let's change the food, just eat home-cooked food."

"I make my own home-cooked food, and I must invite you to eat sauerkraut fish." Shen Yi's eyes were very determined.

Li Wusheng choked, what am I ......

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When I came to Impression City on the weekend, the children's art exhibition happened to be in the hall on the first floor, the pomp was very large, the parents invited their relatives to help, and the children were also very excited, feeling like they were going to win the Oscar, and it was very lively for a while.

Shen Yi was a little resentful when he saw Li Wusheng coming in a sweatshirt, big pants, and plastic slippers.

The other parents are all in suits and leather shoes, and you are a refugee all of a sudden?

The plastic slippers made a clattering sound when they stepped on the floor, and everyone around them paid attention......

"Resentment from Shen Yi, +20."

There are several branches of this training class, and this exhibition is also held together, and the pomp is really large, with a total of hundreds of children and thousands of paintings pasted on it, and there are also sketches, gouache and oil paintings by teachers and older students in the advanced area.

Of course, the most are still works by preschool and elementary school students.

Looking at the whimsical works on the exhibition board, some of the lines and eye colors are very outstanding, and some are ghost paintings, but they are still praised by their own parents, and when they see other parents, they will also fake politeness and praise each other.

In general, Li Wusheng also feels that these children are very blessed, they have a good baby, become a small middle class, and their parents are both willing to spend money, compared to when he was a child, he was rolling the floor and playing with mud at his grandparents' house.

Suddenly, a man wearing a gold watch on the side boasted, "Look at the whale painted by our Peng Peng, it's so beautiful." ”

"This one isn't bad either, okay? You look at the little tiger and look like it, and you will grow up to be an artist. There was a woman who laughed and teased, obviously a family of three was very close.

Li Wusheng glanced at the painting, and suddenly said, "The green hair on the top of the tiger's head is very creative......"

The child's father was originally a tiger, and he has been working overtime a lot recently, and his wife has come home late, and the two have long been suspicious, but over time they have become accustomed to living separately.

As a result, the moment Li Wusheng said this, there was a brief silence around him......

The man instantly felt a little painful, this Nima, what is the truth.

I am a small leader of the company, although I am tired of becoming a dog every day, but my female subordinates are also accompanied by my eyebrows. My wife is also playing with other men, who calls herself useless!

"Resentment from Week B, +35......"

"Resentment from Chen KS, +93......"

Then the couple looked at the man in the undershirt with disgust.

The woman looked blank at him, and then pulled the child to look at other paintings.

The man thought about it and greeted politely, "What class is your family?" ”

"I don't know ......," Li Wusheng spread his hands.

All of a sudden, the topic was dead.

"Resentment from Week B, +40......"

The man felt speechless, his smile stiffened for a moment, then a few more polite words, turned around and left.

Shen Yi saw that the situation was not right, and hurriedly pulled him aside, "You don't have a common language with them, so don't look at it, you can play by yourself, and let's go shopping together when the exhibition is over." ”

Li Wusheng disagreed.

A casual sentence earned hundreds of resentment points!

Originally, Li Wusheng was still thinking about how to pass the time, and he was also worried about how to save more than 10,000 resentment points when he rose to F5, and now the opportunity came.

"I think there's a lot of common language." After saying that, he walked away.

Shen Yi wanted to cry, I knew I wouldn't bring you here!

Li Wusheng walked leisurely, worried that he had no chance to scare people, and at this time, he saw a family of three with sad faces in front of a few pictures.

The two parents staring at the portraits of a princess and a prince are a lot of criticism.

"This kid is so ugly, how did he learn it?" The man said with a frown.

The princess and the prince in the painting are indeed ugly, the princess's eyebrows are crooked, and the prince's eyes are still triangular, and the color blocks are crooked.

"What are you doing in class! Look at what people have painted...... "The woman patted the child on the head."

The child cried as soon as he screamed.

Li Wusheng passed by leisurely, "Didn't you find out that he painted you?" ”

The couple was stunned on the spot.

"Resentment from Zhang C, +120......"

"Resentment from Wu SM, +136......"

What's even more terrifying is that the more you look at it, the more it looks like it!

It's really ugly!

The child looked at Li Wusheng's back with tears in his eyes, uncle, you know me!

The couple also burst into tears, they didn't expect this child to be so delicate, and when he painted, he thought about his parents in his heart......

Li Wusheng walked and scolded, and when he was done, he ran away, and suddenly felt that he was a little cheap.

But after thinking about it, I don't have anything to worry about now, it doesn't matter if I choke people by talking, the most important thing is to be happy.

Seeing these parents and children neatly and neatly, Li Wusheng thought that maybe he would be like this in his life, he would scare people casually, and live no different from a bad old man.

I am too lazy to find a job, and it is even more extravagant to find a partner to marry and have a baby.

Anyway, I was played bad in the first half of my life, and now that I look at it this way, there is actually nothing bad about it.

However, when eating sauerkraut fish at noon, Li Wusheng felt that something was not quite right.

The three of them ate late, and there were few people in the sauerkraut fish, and Li Wusheng listened to the waiters talk about the hospital morgue while waiting for Shen Yi to order.

Li Wusheng watched without saying a word, muttering a little in his heart, the soul doctor is really anti-realistic, it is better to be low-key next time to resurrect people.

He originally thought that when people died, they would see black and white impermanence, but what if the soul did not go to Huangquan Road, but stayed in the world all the time? It's not a matter of not leaving, so his profession is also very reasonable. And black and white impermanence is the upstream and downstream cooperation.

Li Wusheng didn't bother to think about these mysterious things, in short, don't mess around in the future.

But when everyone was talking about people coming back from the dead, Li Wusheng felt quite cool.

The parties are here.

And here, Shen Yi flipped through the menu, and finally took out his mobile phone and ordered a group purchase.

Li Wusheng couldn't understand it, this woman is very rich, and she lives so cheaply?

"Can you order a group purchase on the spot?" Shen Yi asked the waiter.

The waiter glanced at Shen Yi and immediately rolled his eyes, "There are many customers on holidays, so you can't use group buying." ”