Chapter 30 This monk is so obscene!
After Lingji Bodhisattva left, the three Tang monks and apprentices set out on the road again.
Next, you should go to subdue the sand monk, it is recorded in the original book that the sand monk lives by eating people in the quicksand river, this perverted maniac.
Since Tang Seng was promoted to level 30, he has abundant physical strength, and even walks with wind under his feet, maybe he can fly in the future.
"Master eats peaches!"
Wukong didn't know where to fly out and picked a few big, round peaches.
"You didn't steal this peach from Pan Tao Yuan, did you?"
"Master, rest assured, this is what my grandson picked from Huaguo Mountain."
"That's right."
Tang Seng really thought it was a fairy peach just now, and eating it could increase lifespan, but he didn't expect it to be an ordinary peach.
Click!
Tang Seng took a bite and thought about how to subdue Sha Seng.
"Ding, congratulations to the master, gain 500 experience points!"
"Huh, what's going on?"
Tang Seng rode on horseback and didn't do anything, how to give experience?
"Master, have you forgotten the 100,000 taels of silver tickets that you predicted in Guanyin Academy? Every time you fight monsters and gain experience, you will be rewarded with corresponding money, and you will get experience by spending money, and 500 points are exactly what you earn after spending. ”
"What a mess."
Tang Seng touched the big bald head, which sounded a little complicated.
Tang Seng opened the system and found that the 100,000 taels of silver tickets he owed before had become 80,000 taels.
Host: Tang Seng
Level: 30 (0/800)
Experience: 500 points
Wealth: -80,000 taels
Rank: Ruthless Plastic
Skill: Thunder and lightning, sweep through thousands of armies
"Oh, some understand, by paying off the debt, it is also considered consumption."
Tang Seng seemed to understand.
What can you do with 500 experience, you can't buy good things at all.
The items in the system mall are randomly refreshed, and suddenly Tang Seng found a transformation prop card, exactly 500 experience.
"Buy, buy, buy!"
Tang Seng clicked to redeem, for fear that the prop card would refresh and disappear.
With the prop card, Tang Seng is happy, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie will transform, and I can also change in the future, and if I am caught by the monster, I can turn into all kinds of mosquitoes and escape.
But when Tang Seng saw the explanation of the transformation prop card, his face froze.
Instructions for use: This card can only be used once, can only be changed in one way, lasts five minutes, must be used within seven days, expired and invalid.
Now Tang Seng finally knows why it is so cheap, it turns out that there are all kinds of restrictions!
I bought it all, it is impossible to return it, it seems that this transformation should be cautious, it can only be changed once, and it is not long.
The three of them continued to hurry, and suddenly saw a rippling river, the water quality was clear, and the water plants were luxuriant, which made people feel the urge to take off their clothes and go to take a bath.
Tang Seng knew that this was definitely not the quicksand river when he subdued the sand monks, the quicksand river was fierce, the turbidity waves were rushing to the sky, and the water was very urgent.
Tang Seng is now level 30 Tang Seng, his ears are super strong, he can hear movements far away, and there seem to be people taking a bath not far in front, and they are all delicate female voices.
Tang Seng's little heart was beating again, he was forced to marry in Gao Laozhuang last time, if Tang Seng doesn't like women, it's impossible!
At that time, Gao Cuilan was rejected because she didn't want to stay in Gao Laozhuang.
If you go further, you are likely to meet that group of girls taking a bath, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie will be there at that time, which is very difficult to deal with.
Thinking of this, Tang Seng turned over and dismounted and said to Wukong: "Wukong, I'm hungry for the teacher, you can give me some food to eat, by the way, anyway, you fly fast, why don't you go back to Huaguo Mountain to pick some fruits, and want to taste the taste of your hometown for the teacher." ”
"Master, didn't you just pick peaches?"
"I want to eat apples again!"
Tang Seng thought in his heart, let Wukong go farther, it is best to come back later, so that Tang Seng can have the opportunity to find out what is going on with the girls who are taking a bath.
The master wanted to taste the apples of Huaguo Mountain, and Wukong naturally complied.
"Master, the apprentice will go back to Huaguo Mountain."
Wukong said to Bajie, who was carrying the luggage, "I'll go to Huaguo Mountain, you wait for me in the same place, and take care of the master." ”
"Brother Monkey, don't worry, I happen to be here too."
Bajie put down his luggage and yawned, apparently to lie down and sleep.
Opportunity, absolute chance, so that no one bothers Tang Seng, and more importantly, Tang Seng feels that the transformation prop card he just purchased from the system is useful!
"Bajie, if you work so hard to carry your luggage, lie down and sleep, don't get tired."
Tang Seng said deliberately, and said in his heart Bajie, go to sleep quickly, don't delay the master's good deeds.
"Master, you're so good to me."
Bajie was moved again, and he bent himself up and prepared to sleep.
Tang Seng looked around, and said: "Bajie, I feel sick to my stomach for the teacher, if you want to go to the neighborhood for convenience, it may take five or ten minutes or even longer, you must not go to me." There is also a habit of being a teacher, that is, others look at it, but you can't pull it out for the teacher. ”
"Okay."
Bajie was lazy and wanted to sleep, but since the master said so, he didn't smell the smell.
Tang Seng saw that the time was ripe, quietly walked away, and slowly touched the group of girls taking a bath, he was very excited, this time the transformation prop card can come in handy.
Within a few minutes, Tang Seng arrived at the river and hid behind the reeds.
Peeking at the bath is indecent, Tang Seng had two voices hovering in his head.
"Take a peek."
"Absolutely not, how can such a beautiful fairy peek? If you want to peek, just watch it twice! ”
Wow!
Tang Seng almost screamed, several girls in the river were all graceful as fairies, slim and elegant, with white skin, like lotus roots, their arms slapping the waves, laughing and playing with each other.
The voice is delicate and weak, like a weak willow supporting the wind, and it is soft in people's ears.
There are also sexy fairy clothes of various colors hanging on the trees by the river, the red ones are like fire, the pink ones are like xia, and the white ones are like snow.
Tang Seng suddenly had the idea of stealing a few pieces, Niu 1 Lang also did this back then, and there is no shame in taking the path of the ancestors!
"Sisters, this time my mother held the peach party again, we can't be late."
"Sister, one day in heaven and one year in the earth, it's okay for us to play here for a day, and my mother won't blame us."
……
Listening to the conversation of the girl in the river, Tang Seng counted again, exactly seven.
Could it be that they are the Seven Fairies, the daughters of the Jade Emperor?
Tang Seng felt a little sorry, it would be good if the transformation card in his hand became a fixed card, so that they knew what it meant to do whatever they wanted.
Tang Seng held the transformation card in his hand and thought about what to become close to them.
Option one, become a peasant woman passing by?
It's all the same sex, and the fairies shouldn't be too repulsive, but they can't take advantage of it.
Option two, turn into an eagle?
Turning into an eagle and taking the clothes of the seven fairies, they should chase them out, just enough to feast their eyes.
Option three, become a fly?
It turns into flies and flies over, and it can land on their heads, faces, and muscles......
However, this is risky, in case they are shot to death, Wukong and Bajie will have no master.
Option four, become a fish?
yes, why did you think of it now!
Tang Seng was moved by his wit, yes, he turned into a fish, and approached them unconsciously.