No?

It's not as straightforward as you say, meow meow?!

"If only you had to do what you said, there wouldn't be so much going on."

You Muyi muttered as if spitting out blood: "Although the two had a relationship, the proud little prince of nature looked at the women's clothes on his body after waking up, and recalled the drunken and disorderly things...... He thought it was an insult and ridicule from the cardinal. Immediately broke down the door, by the way, he was still wearing women's clothes and rushed out of the door. ”

Damn retarded!

What a child of nature, a natural fool, right!?

Bai Fumei and the second generation of the rich are still the girls who are the heroines of Destiny, and they all take the initiative to send them to their mouths, just forget it if they don't taste it, and they leave directly if they don't taste good. Wasted this enviable ...... That's right, it's something that makes people envious, jealous and hateful!

Night in his heart, no, he was already shouting on his lips: Nature's child Da Sabi.

"Alas~ Maybe it's the creation of people. In fact, the cardinal has been fond of Nature's children for a long time, and she fell in love with him at first sight when they met him by chance as a child. It's a pity that the child of nature, who is bent on washing away his humiliation, is blinded by women's clothing and does not notice this. In order to defeat the cardinal, he gave up his unique tactics and kept innovating, honing, failing, and innovating. ”

You Mu held his cheeks with both hands, and his lovely face showed an angry look:

"Little girl, let me tell you, one day the cardinal went to comfort him and apologize for what he had done. He didn't appreciate it at all, and asked to compete again at the training ground next week, and if he wins, he will qualify as the next pope. ”

"This child of nature is really stupid! If it were me, I would definitely choose to have a girl. Even if you can't be a pope, isn't it good for your wife to be a pope? "The broken thoughts of Ye Zhu's dissatisfaction, I really don't understand the idea of straight male cancer.

Think about it, if you marry such a girl, it will be 20 years less to struggle, and you will have no worries about food and clothing.

If you are really idle and have nothing to do, you can also write at home, such as "My Girlfriend Can't Be the Pope", "My Pope's Wife Can't Be So Cute", "My Pope Grows Up" and so on.

"That's it! Silly bubbling! ”

You Mu puffed out his cheeks in deep approval, revealing an angry expression: "The cardinal who was rejected for his kindness was very angry after finding out that he didn't have the position of a broken pope. She agrees to the Nature's Child's contest, but she has a request, and if the Nature's Child loses, she will have to wear women's clothes. ”

“……”

"And it's a maid's outfit."

“…… Wow, don't be sis. ”

Ye Xi imagined for a moment, well, bet five cents, and the child of nature will definitely lose......

Maybe it was because his legs were a little sore when he sat cross-legged on the ground, but Yu Mu changed his sitting posture, and his cute face showed a little mockery.

"After the penance, the child of nature who has successfully broken through is full of confidence. After all, when a person cultivates to the later stage, it will take several years to even upgrade to a level of spiritual power, and he still has to meet an opportunity. The gifted children of nature go to the challenge after breaking through their spiritual powers. ”

“…… I've already guessed the ending. ”

Yelu couldn't help but light the lamp for the child of nature and observed a second of silence.

You Mu recalled the scene at that time, with a smile on his face: "On the day of the competition, the children of nature went all out without the slightest reservation. The elemental fluctuations formed by the entire system of elemental techniques were like brilliant fireworks lighting up the night sky of the royal capital. The competition gradually heats up, and finally Nature's Child casts the Pseudo-Forbidden Curse! ”

“…… And then? ”

"And then...... Nature's Child loses again. The cardinal happily took him home and dressed him as a lovely, whimsical maid. As a result, he accidentally overdid it, and the cardinal couldn't help but once again deplete his spiritual power and couldn't resist, and said no, but his body was quite honest and strong. ”

“…… I bought a watch last year. ”

Yeyu raised his hand and slapped it on his face, with a "snap", crisp and loud.

- I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending.

"Afterwards, Nature's Child was completely messy. He gathered all the information about the cardinal and researched ways to defeat her. He gave up all the elemental tactics and chose to specialize in one element, and soon practiced to the peak. Determined to one day seek justice for himself and prove that he is the most qualified person to be pope. ”

Hearing Youmu say this, Ye Yu couldn't help but hold his forehead, ouch hey.

How do I feel that this child of nature actually cares about himself?

Cultivating so the surface, is to get back on the field, but in fact, he is proving that he is attacking, right? So straight male cancer is terrible, when there is something bad, you must know that when Panishy hits me, I can feel her full love for me......

Although he was slapped in the face again and again, the next plot does not need to be said by Youmu, and the night cue who is deeply influenced by the Internet can basically guess it:

To put it bluntly, the son of nature with the aura of the male protagonist is angry and wants to defeat the cardinal wholeheartedly. Whenever he thought he had made a breakthrough, he would report to her, oh no, to challenge her. Then he was pressed to the bed and until he was unconscious. As for the cardinal who grew from a girl to a woman? She also had a good time by the way.

I didn't know what Ye Yu had in his heart, and Yu Mu said to himself thoughtfully: "In this way, with the challenges again and again, and the failure again and again, the cardinal's gameplay has also become colorful. She began to force the child of nature to put on women's clothes and go out on the street, lifting his skirt from time to time, watching him panic as he was lifted. Or after defeating him, force him to put on erotic lingerie and play with him to his heart's content......"

"Stop! Stop! Be elegant, not dirty! ”

Yeyu hurriedly stopped her from continuing, is it okay to go on like this?

- Sure enough, you Hellsetsians are all perverts!

"This life went on for a long time, until that day, an accident happened."

Yu Mu said with trembling lips: "On the day of a competition, the cardinal and her best friend accidentally caused an accident when they were debugging the alchemy potion, and the mutated gas produced an aphrodisiac. After the two aspirated, their bodies began to heat up...... At this time, the children of nature who came to challenge were almost subdued by the two of them with one move, and they were ...... tragically"

“…… Allow me to make a sad face. ”

The night sighed at the sky.

Girls, girls, I respect you as a man......

No, if you switch the gender of these people. Suppose the child of nature is a woman, and the cardinal and her best friend become men...... This story is simply a book plot, okay!?

Suddenly, Ye Xi's eyes changed when he looked at Youmu.

Where are you a sixty-six-year-old Lori?

You are obviously the old driver of Autumn Mountains!