"Why are you looking at me like that?" Ximen Qing inadvertently caught a glimpse of Song Yunwu's expression and seemed to understand something, "You see that he is so cute, how can he be a girl?" ”

"Huh?" Song Yunwu couldn't help but look back at Luna Jones. Such a cute guy is actually a women's clothing boss?

Song Yunwu felt that his worldview had been shattered and then redone.

Simon did not say another thing. In fact, it was she who fooled Luna Jones women's clothing back then.

She said to Luna, "Alright, I've promised you, it's time for you to turn the two of them back." ”

"Okay." Luna said as she disabled herself.

Ximen Qing suddenly remembered something and shouted, "Wait a minute! With that, she took three steps and two steps into the room next to her. No way, it's too late to go up to the second floor.

I saw Song Yunwu's body rapidly enlarged, and in a few blinks of an eye, he changed from a 5-year-old girl back to an adult in her twenties.

But due to the mess after getting smaller, the clothes on her body are no longer in their original position. This also led to Song Yunwu returning to its original state, most of her body was exposed, and her clothes were also crooked on her calves.

"Oooo Simon's love can be regarded as a full eye, and she can see that her nosebleeds come out. She hurriedly stuck out her tongue and licked the blood clean, which could not be wasted.

Song Yunwu also realized this, and glared at Ximen Qing helplessly: "Look at what!" As she spoke, she put on her clothes one by one in front of Simon Qing.

Since Simon Qing is also a woman, she didn't feel much ashamed.

When she got dressed and went out, she saw that Song Yunge had also changed back to her original appearance. He was luckier than Song Yunwu, he didn't exercise vigorously after he became smaller, and no one came to hug him and rub him, so when he replied, his clothes were almost still in their original position.

However, at this time, Song Yunge's expression was a little unnatural, and if Ximen Qing described it, it felt like a quail that failed to mate.

There is no way, he has a horse in his heart.

He never thought that there would be an eight murderers coming to the door during the New Year, and then he was shocked to find that there was actually an eight murderers in this house. Now, the meeting of the two people is equivalent to dozens of nuclear bombs piled together, and he is an ordinary evolutionary whose legs are about to be scared weak.

[What should I do?] I seem to have scolded her for being insane, and more than once, will she screw my head off? 】

As the eldest son of the Song family, Song Yunge naturally read the information about the eight murders. There are no photos in Simon's profile, but there is a description, and when Luna Jones mentions zombies, he is already convinced of Simon's identity.

The famous reputation of the Tsing Yi Sect Master is well known in the mysterious alliance, especially since their Song family is still a Taoist family, it can be said that they are the sworn enemies of the Tsing Yi Sect, and he will not be surprised when Ximen Qing kills him.

Seeing Song Yunwu come out, he immediately threw a look over, which probably meant "Why didn't you say it earlier".

It's a pity that Song Yunwu didn't understand, but walked over to him and said, "Why are you stunned, continue to chop vegetables." ”

"Cut ~ chop vegetables?" Song Yunge was stupid. Mom, my sister, the eight murderers have come to the door, and you are still thinking about cooking? Shouldn't we run for our lives now?

"If you want to cut it, you will cut it!" Song Yunwu forcibly dragged him to the kitchen.

Simon sat down in his usual favorite position in the living room, and then said to Luna Jones, "Sit casually." ”

The latter immediately jumped on the couch, and then looked forward to the story of Simon Love.

However, Ximen Qing was not in a hurry to say: "I said, don't you bring any gifts to the door for this New Year?" ”

"Gifts?"

"Yes, the Spring Festival in our flower country is just like your Christmas, have you ever seen Santa Claus who doesn't give gifts?" Simon said seriously.

Luna Jones thought about it for a moment and thought it was right. But when you dig into your pockets, there's nothing but a few chocolates.

"Is this okay?"

"What do you think?"

Uncomfortable to see by Simon's contemptuous eyes, Luna Jones had no choice but to turn around and say to her two followers: "Go and buy me some New Year's gifts, and investigate for yourself what to buy!" ”

"Yes!" The boy and girl immediately went out.

In the semi-open kitchen, Song Yunge whispered to her sister, "I remember who those two are?" The first and second in the list of European disasters are Andrea, the king of witches, and Horan, the king of wolves. ”

"You just recognized it?" Song Yunwu rolled her eyes, "I usually use dim sum when I remember those materials, and there are a total of about a dozen followers around the Childlike Demon Emperor, and the characteristics of each one are so obvious that they can be seen at a glance." ”

"That's sister, you're too powerful," Song Yunge shook his head, "I'm far behind you." ”

"Shut up." Song Yunwu casually stuffed a vegetable leaf into his mouth, and then quietly listened to the conversation between the two eight murderers in the living room.

When Simon saw that Luna Jones was so good, he told him the story.

"Where was the last time?"

"Speaking of which, everyone was defeated by the blue cat's mirror flower and water moon, and then the blue cat took the broken jade to the corpse soul realm."

"Oh, yes, and then the mischievous Ichigo chased after him, and on the way, Ichigo's father suddenly stopped...... The so-called last 3,000 questions is to make naughty yourself a problem and reach the realm of no questions...... The blue cat himself was imprisoned by the broken jade, and the whole book is over. ”

Simon Qing told him the story he had made up in one breath, and it was at this time that the young Holland and the young Andrea came back with a lot of things.

"Lord, we're back!"

"The city was so depressed, the factories were closed, the shops were closed, the streets were full of gunpowder, and most of the people who could see it had nothing to do, either drinking or playing cards, and children begging for money, and we had to run several streets to get these things."

"Is this going to be the end?"

"I don't feel like it's over, it's over."

Seeing that these two people analyzed the truth, Ximen Qing couldn't help but say to them: "Don't think too much, we are just celebrating the New Year." ”

"You two are too uneducated!" Even Luna Jones couldn't take it anymore, "What are you all doing?" ”

"Let's play yachts, parties, horse races, golf."

"Quantum Mechanics, Gene Editing, Wormhole Theory."

Luna Jones disagreed: "What's so funny, computers are a thousand times more fun than those, how many times have I told them to use the Internet more, but they just don't listen." ”

Ximen Qing was confused: "Damn! What did the two just say? Why didn't I understand any of them? ”