"Don't look at your aunt's wife who has been dead for so many years, but the charm is still there! A lot of old men are crying and rushing to find my aunt and me to square dance!

Come, let Auntie touch your thick dripping arm! ”

As she spoke, the dormitory manager stretched out her thick arm and grabbed Chen Mo.

"What's that...... Auntie, I'm in a hurry to pee...... Urgency! Slipped! ”

Chen Mo was so frightened that he ran upstairs.

How dare he, a little fresh meat, enter the tiger's mouth?

"Children's shoes, how much do you WeChat? What is the dormitory number? ”

The dormitory manager chased after him, and saw Chen Mo's shoelaces opened, and the zippers of his pants were shaken in a panic, but he just didn't dare to look back!

As soon as he rode into the dust, he disappeared at the end of the stairs in the blink of an eye.

"Ahh Even the appearance of not zipping is spicy and handsome! Auntie likes it so much! The dormitory manager covered her face and said with a look.

……

……

"I'm too scared! This charm skill is simply too wide and scary! ”

After returning to the dormitory, Chen Mo still had palpitations.

At this time, Long Ao got up to go to the toilet.

As soon as the lights are turned on.

impartially met Chen Mo on the top bunk.

For a moment, Long Ao was stunned!

The action of getting out of bed also stopped in place.

Chen Mo raised his head and yawned, looked at him and said, "What are you doing?" If you want to pee, go down quickly, I'm so sleepy this night! ”

"Hmph, didn't that squeeze you dry just now! Say! ”

Long Ao's face actually rose with two angry red glows!

Chen Mo looked at Long Ao with a black question mark on his face and said, "Are you sick?" I went out with my sister to open a room, it wasn't she who squeezed me dry, could it be you? ”

"Woo woo woo...... Van Ge ...... How can you do this to people? ”

Long Ao covered his face and cried like a little woman.

"Wori, don't disgust me! It's all big guys, can we not cry? Chen Mo said with a look of hell.

“(?? ˇ?ˇ??) Hum! It's all your fault ('?') and you don't coax people (〃'o') that people want to cry so much, beat your chest, big villain!!

( ̄ ̄)ゞ咩QAQ Pound your chest you are so nasty!

(=?ω?)? If you want to hug and hum, people will beat you in the chest with small fists!! (?? ︿???) Big Bad, Kill You (つд?)! ”

Long Ao is actually coquettish!

Chen Mo couldn't stand it anymore, and a basin of water was splashed on Long Ao's face.

Long Ao, this is a spirit, as if he has woken up.

Then he looked at Chen Mo with a frightened face and said, "Brother Mo...... You...... You've just ...... to someone Ahh What did you just do to me?

Why did I just suddenly feel so handsome about you!

I miss you so much? ”

Chen Mo slapped Long Ao's face and said speechlessly: "Get out!!! Dead!!! ”

Long Ao covered his swollen cheeks and couldn't help muttering, "Could it be ...... Do I really have a problem with my sexual orientation? ”

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In the early morning of the next day, because the level of the demon seed was getting higher and higher, Chen Mo's sense of crisis was getting stronger and stronger.

"In order to be able to compete with the S-level demon seed as soon as possible, we must continue to broadcast live to collect faith energy!"

Thinking so, Chen Mo opened his laptop and logged in to his Douyu account.

"You haven't broadcast live for two days!"

"Wasn't it seduced by a bewitching slut?"

"Pull it down, it's too late every time the king is broadcast live, it must be a drop of wood sex (harmonious) life!"

Chen Mo landed on the game and found that a new hero had been updated, so he decisively bought it.

As soon as he opened Yang Yuhuan's modeling interface, Chen Mo couldn't help but say teasingly: "Wow!

This hero is simply so sexy!

This perfect S-shaped curve, 36E's explosive (harmonious) breasts, and the buttocks wrapped in this antique long skirt!

I have only two words to evaluate this new hero - I want to say! ”

“233333！”

"Crazy, hanging king!"

"That is, there is such a beautiful old-fashioned girl in the game!"

"That's right, how can there be such a beautiful girl in reality!"

Chen Mo shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't say it, I met a girl who is more beautiful than this Yang Yuhuan in the bar last night."

He invited me to drink Lafite in '82, invited me to eat Western food in a high-end restaurant, and invited me to a seven-star hotel, opened a presidential suite on the top floor, and helped me bite the words in the water, and insisted on it for two hours! ”

After Chen Mo finished saying this, the live broadcast room exploded directly!

"Betta's first blow than the anchor was born!"

"Really, blow than I only recognize the king!"

"This is, I almost believed it!"

"Hanging the king, it's not me who said...... I don't believe the first thing you say...... A girl who is more beautiful and sexy than Yang Yuhuan will take a fancy to you? ”

"Hanging King, your cold jokes are getting colder and colder."

"You've donated two kidneys, and it's still two hours? Can you do it in two minutes? ”

Everyone thought that Chen Mo was bragging.

However, they didn't know that what Chen Mo said was really no longer true.

"Don't talk nonsense, the old rules, let's have a few jokes first."

"Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and I know a lot of people are going to buy kits.

I used to buy condoms at the supermarket, and I always felt very embarrassed. Now that I've figured it out, I should be proud to have a sexual (harmonious) life!

So every time I go to the supermarket, I have to proudly buy a few boxes of condoms, even though I don't have a sexual (harmonious) life.

Isn't it just pretending. ????"

"Poof...... Hanging king, without kidneys, is your function okay? ”

"Poor people buy some plastic wrap to make do with it!"

"Is it so luxurious, can't it be a plastic bag?"

"I used to help my girlfriend buy sanitary napkins, and I always felt very embarrassed. Now that I've figured it out, I should be proud to have a girlfriend! So every time I go to the supermarket, I have to proudly buy a few packs of sanitary napkins, even if I don't have a girlfriend. Isn't being a man just pretending? So, do you know about sanitary napkins? ”

"I buy it a lot, and even if I don't have it, I can buy it as bubble gum to blow on."

"The light photographer put it upstairs, put the microphone in his mouth, and let the upstairs tell his story!"

Chen Mo cleared his throat and continued: "The first time I took a colleague from the south to the north, and took him to the bath at night.

I asked the boss: how much does it cost to scrub?

The boss said: The man scrubs the bath for 18 yuan, and the woman scrubs the bath for 20 yuan.

My colleague whispered to me, "Let's not miss the two dollars, find me a female rub." ”????”

"I'm not convinced! Why are our women two dollars expensive, it means that we have a lot of mud, and we are too good at knocking people! ”

"Damn, what your colleague thinks is so beautiful!"

"Inside, I want to ask, will the man take the chicken aside when he rubs the front?"

"When I answer upstairs, I usually wrap it around my waist."

"I'm tied in a knot on my thigh."

"I'm different, I asked the master of the bathhouse to open the skylight, wrap a kite on it, and fly a kite while rubbing the bath."