When this hit lasted for about half an hour, Jin Siwei was almost mad with anger!

Why?

Nima, a pro player from four sviper teams, gave more than him!

As a result, he was originally the first economy in the audience, but now he has become the number one economy on their side!

Jin Siwei: "Nima, four pit goods!" I'm going to paralyze you! Just know to send! Do you know that your behavior is shameless?

Those of us die-hard fans who love to play kings are all out of the pit because of garbage like you! ”

Xiao Cook: "Right...... Belch...... Why do you have the face to say? ”

Centennial: "Anyone is qualified to say this, but you don't!" ”

Chic: "Looks like you were the best at the beginning, right?" ”

Jace: "Silly beep! ”

Originally, the four of them were forced to be actors for their salaries, and they were already very depressed.

Now I've been educated by an actor!

This kind of passerby is not Wang Silian, so they won't bear it!

Four professional players with amazing hand speed scolded people, and this Jin Siwei had no room to fight back.

This makes him angry!

Jin Siwei: "Stupid beep! All four of you are stupid! Hurry up and call Lao Tzu! Grass door mom!! ”

Xiao Cook: "Yo, brothers, can you stand this anger?" ”

Jace: "I can't take it anyway!" ”

Chic: "Let no one win, let the fool win!" ”

100 Years: "Surrender Begins !! ”

At this time, Chen Mo smiled and said, "Hey, that one is called Jin Siwei, don't you want me to win?"

Why don't you cheat us?

You keep pitting! ”

Jin Siwei: "Don't be complacent! These are four garbage pits on our side, or you'd have lost! ”

Bite!

"System prompt: The plug-in has been located 'Jin Siwei', from now on, every time the host is ranked, Jin Siwei must be on the enemy, and the host can be removed from positioning at any time."

Chen Mo was instantly happy.

Pit me, and think it'll be okay after letting go of the cruel words?

I'm so good at hanging the king?

Chen Mo: "Okay, if you meet me in the next ranking, believe it or not, I'll beat you out?" ”

Jin Siwei: "Heheda, if you are my enemy in the next ranking, you will die!" ”

Chen Mo: "I hope you won't cry when the time comes!" ”

Jin Siwei: "Stupid beep! ”

At this moment, four of Sviper's teammates decisively clicked to surrender.

After the crystal exploded, Chen Mo shook his head and said, "I'm sorry old iron, this doesn't count, there is a stupid beep that has been sent in the early stage, which caused my plug-in to not be cool, and the live broadcast effect has not been played."

Let's have another Gongsun Li, shall we? ”

"No, it's already very cool to see Jin Siwei's angry appearance!"

"Yes, just annoy this kind of self-righteous people!"

"My dream is to swap this kind of pit teammate with the god teammate on the opposite side, I always dream of it! You've made my dream come true! ”

"That's it, although there is no plug-in related to Gongsun Li, but this one is really cool to watch!"

This was originally an interesting plug-in that Chen Mo wanted to design and Gongsun Li, but it was indeed cheated by Jin Siwei.

In order to make up for the water friends, Chen Mo said: "Then let's give you two additional jokes today." ”

"Because I often travel for work, when I booked a hotel last night, the proprietress said that the guests were full, but recently launched a "shared room" service, which is to pay one

Half of the room fee can be checked in by the other party's tenant, and I ask if I want to experience it?

I was confused, so she led me to the second floor, and it was a young girl who opened the door, dressed up...... emmm……

Have you ever seen the clothes in the little movie played by the island lady? Probably like that.

I was still a little confused.

At this time, the proprietress saw this and immediately said enthusiastically: "We have more than one room, if you think that the girl in this room is not suitable, I can take you to continue to pick until you find a room that you are satisfied with."

By the way, here's a list of our guests with their basic information. ”

Later, I decisively picked a hot girl from 36F-cup to share a room with, and in the evening we chatted about life ideals and the like, and the conversation was very speculative.

On the issue of physiology and fertility, we conducted practical experiments and discussions.

Although the room facilities are not worth 520 yuan, this innovative concept is still more intimate. ”

"Nima!"

"The last time I said prostitution (harmony) is already very fresh and refined, this one is even more awesome!"

"Hang Wang, where is the hotel where the shared room is located? Hand over your address! ”

"It's so sad!"

"I also want to share a room with the young lady of 36F-cup and talk about ideal !!"

After a pause, Chen Mo said again: "How about another chicken soup for the soul?" ”

"Chicken soup for the soul?"

"Don't you shackle, huh...... Do you also make chicken soup? ”

"Changed the taste? This is not the hanging king I know! ”

"It's not bad to listen to some fresh stories once in a while, hang the king, tell it!"

"I have a sense of foreboding...... It's impossible for this guy to talk about chicken soup! ”

Chen Mo took a sip of water and continued:

"A young man is finally coming home after five years away.

The boss asks: Do you want 5 years of salary or 3 words of advice?

The young man thought for a moment and said, "I'll give you an answer tomorrow morning."

The boss said: Yes.

The young man didn't sleep that night...

The next morning, he said to his boss: 3 pieces of advice.

So the boss gave him 3 sentences:

First, don't try to find impossible shortcuts, there is no cheap thing in the world, only down-to-earth is the best way.

Second, don't be overly curious about things that you know are not good, you may lose your life because of it.

3. Don't make any decisions when you are impulsive, otherwise this decision may become a regret for your whole life.

After saying that, the boss gave the young man some money and a gift in a beautiful box, and said that the gift could only be opened when he got home.

Young people are on the road...

He drove for several days, and it didn't take long to encounter an intersection, and he asked: Which way is the closest road to **?

Passerby A: Let's take the path, close.

Passerby B: Take the big road, safe.

Desperate to meet their parents at home, the young man took the trail.

Not long after walking, I heard passers-by say that there were robbers nearby. The young man suddenly remembered the boss's first advice: don't try to find shortcuts.

So he turned back and walked the great way.

After a few more days of walking, the young man found a straightforward inn to stay at. In the middle of the night, he heard a woman crying, and he couldn't sleep, so he decided to go out and have a look.

That's when he thought of a second piece of advice: don't be overly curious about things you know aren't good.

So he fell asleep again.

When I started the next day, the shopkeeper exclaimed: You're still alive!

The young man was puzzled and asked why.

The shopkeeper said that he had a crazy daughter, who used her crying to lure people out and then kill her when she became ill, and that you were the only one who stayed overnight last night.

The young man sighed: Ah...

I walked for a few more days, not far from home. He was even more agitated. Not long after dark, he walked to his village. When he got home, he was about to knock on the door, but he heard the sound of men arguing in the house.

The young man was puzzled, and when he opened the door, he saw several fierce men threatening and intimidating his mother.

Furious, he ran to the kitchen to pick up the kitchen knife, but then he came up with a third piece of advice: don't make any decisions on impulse, which may make you regret it for the rest of your life.

So he calmed down, went to the house to learn more about it, and learned that his father owed hundreds of thousands of gambling debts and didn't dare to go home, so he sent the debt collector away.

The young man reassured his mother: Everything is with me, rest assured.

In fact, he was extremely upset at this time, hundreds of thousands were too large for him, and it was impossible to make up enough.

At this point, the young man remembered the gift that the boss had told him to go home and open again.

His heart was pounding, and he slowly opened the box, hoping that there was really something in it that could help him, but he was disappointed, there was only a USB flash drive inside.

The young man was puzzled, he plugged the USB flash drive into his notebook, and when he opened it, he found that there was only one game called Blue Moon. He quickly clicked on it, and when he saw the cover of the game, he exclaimed: Boss Zhang.

'Hello everyone, I'm a scumbag......

As soon as the familiar voice of Boss Zhang sounded, the young man was instantly full of bulls.

Since then, he has accompanied his boss to brush his ring, and in less than two weeks, he paid off his father's hundreds of thousands of gambling debts, and also changed a four-wheel drive car for himself. ”

(End of chapter)