Chapter 73: Are You a Tease Invited by the Monkey (2nd Update)

Nothing was said all night.

Early the next morning, because he dreamed of eating the braised pork made by his mother at night and bit his tongue, Sun Lei looked loveless and Tang Seng and Zhu Tianpeng After eating tofu brain and two sauerkraut stuffed buns for a night, he immediately packed his bags and left the hotel to go to the quicksand river.

If it weren't for the fact that there was no way to leave this world, Sun Lei couldn't wait to take a taxi home immediately to eat his favorite braised pork.

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to continue to work hard!

Thinking that there were still dozens of difficulties waiting for him, Sun Lei felt that his life was gloomy.

On the bank of the quicksand river, looking at the incomparably wide quicksand river, Tang Seng asked Sha Yifan, who had just joined the Journey to the West team, "Wujing, this river is quite wide, how can you cross the river?" ”

Sha Yifan's face was tired at this time, but when he heard this, he hurriedly replied: "Back to Master, this river is impossible for ordinary people to cross. Look at the river monument, there are still 800 quicksand realms and 3,000 weak water depths. The goose feathers can't float, and the reed flowers sink to the bottom. ”

"It's a bit of a dilemma." Tang Seng, who has always been extremely brave, looked at the quicksand river in front of him for the first time and had no countermeasures. Although he himself has peerless supernatural powers, he is still an ordinary person with a mortal body after all. Unless you can restore the golden body of your previous life, you will also fall to the bottom of the river like a goose feather when you step into this river.

"Master, what's so difficult about this, can't it be over just by letting the fourth junior brother carry you?" Sun Lei said with a smile on the side.

Sha Yifan was stunned for a moment, and then said with a sad face: "I can cross the river myself, but if I carry the master on my back, I will definitely fall to the bottom of the river together." ”

"Senior brother, let's think of a different way!"

Zhu Tianpeng used to be the power of the Tianhe Water Army, so he knew that this quicksand river was as powerful as the three thousand weak waters.

"I don't believe it, this river has such an evil door as you say!"

Before Tang Seng could speak, Long Aoxue didn't care and jumped directly into the river with the white horse on his shoulder.

"Third Senior Sister, no!"

Seeing Long Aoxue's reckless approach, Sha Yifan couldn't help but say in a hurry.

He has been in the quicksand river for twenty years, can he still not know the power of this river?

Not to mention the dragon girl, even if the dragon king jumped in with a white horse, there was only one way to sink to the bottom.

Sure enough, the third princess of Longsan, who grew up in the East China Sea and has always been the overlord of the sea, jumped into the quicksand river with a white horse, and before she could be happy, she directly spit bubbles and sank into the river.

"Alas! Look at what I'm talking about, you can't be so reckless! ”

Taking off his shirt, Sha Yifan shook his head, and then a fierce man plunged in.

After a while, Long Aoxue, who was rolling her eyes, was picked up by Sha Yifan wet, and the white horse disappeared.

"Ahem! I didn't expect that my dignified dragon clan was almost drowned, it's really unreasonable! After spitting out a few mouthfuls of river water, Long Aoxue woke up leisurely.

As soon as she scolded angrily, Long Aoxue met Tang Seng's cold gaze.

"Aoxue, when you cross the river, you will become a white horse and travel for your teacher!"

"Don't~Master~" Long Aoxue wailed.

Seeing Long Aoxue being punished by Tang Seng, Sun Lei, Zhu Tianpeng and Sha Yifan all chose to remain silent.

The three of them have the same idea, that is, they want Long Aoxue, who has always been impulsive, to increase his memory, and save him so recklessly next time.

Just as Tang Seng was frowning and thinking about how to cross the river, Sun Lei's eyes were sharp, and he had already seen a young man in a green robe descending from the sky on the mountain behind him.

And when this green-shirted young man saw a few Tang monks on the bank of the river, he immediately showed joy.

Sensing the green-shirted young man on the mountain, Tang Seng and Zhu Tianpeng also immediately turned around.

"Hui'an Walker, why are you here?" Seeing this green-shirted young man, Sha Yifan couldn't help but ask in surprise, listening to this tone, it was obvious that he knew this green-shirted young man.

The green-shirted young man who was killed by Sha Yifan took out a wooden gourd from his arms, and said to Sha Yifan with a serious face: "Wujing is not going to see Master soon!" ”

"Huh?" Hearing this, Sha Yifan couldn't help but be stunned in his eyes.

"Haha!" And Sun Lei on the side laughed out loud.

Looking at the stunned Sha Yifan and the monkey who couldn't stop laughing, the green-shirted young man standing on the stone was surprised.

He thought strangely in his heart: "The Bodhisattva ordered me to come to help Tang Seng subdue Sha Yifan, but why did they look at me so strangely?" ”

Just when the green-shirted young man was strange, he suddenly heard the monkey below shouting: "Muzha, stop the ink, hurry up and throw the gourd in your hand into the river, and we and the master will cross the river!" “

"Ahh How do you know that I am going to use this gourd to help you cross the river? Mu Zha looked like he had seen a ghost, and at the same time had a faint feeling in his heart that the plot should not be like this.

"That's right, senior brother, how do you know that this Muzha is here to help us cross the river?" Long Aoxue was also puzzled.

Sun Lei shrugged his shoulders and asked rhetorically, "Then what do you say he is here for?" ”

Belch!

Long Aoxue was stunned for a moment, and then immediately asked Muzha: "Muzha, you say, what are you doing here?" ”

Hearing this, Muzha hesitated for a moment, and then said with a bitter face: "I 、、、 I'm here to help you cross the river." ”

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed directly.

[Super Saiyan: Looking at Mu Zha's bewildered face, he obviously didn't know that Sha Yifan had been subdued by the Great Sage yesterday]

[Shenxu Ancestor: As the saying goes, there is a day in the sky and a year on the earth, is this Muzha a few minutes late on the road, so it is the next day when he arrives here!] 】

[Little Princess of the Heavenly Demon Clan: Poor Muzha, it is estimated that she will go to be beaten up than the Bodhisattva]

[Riding a snail to travel: Is this a comic invited by Brother Monkey?] 】

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Sun Lei also had a smile on his face, looking at Mu Zha's confused eyes, his heart felt an indescribable joy.

Damn, it always makes me feel like a male protagonist, he thought to himself.

After Tang Seng and Mu Zha talked about yesterday's events in detail, Mu Zha threw the wooden gourd in his hand towards the quicksand river with a look of remorse.

The wooden gourd grows larger in mid-air against the wind, and when it falls into the river, it has become a super large gourd that can seat more than a dozen people.

"Don't worry, Muzha, my grandson won't tell the Bodhisattva about your late arrival." Before jumping on the gourd, Sun Lei put his arm around Mu Zha's shoulder and whispered.

Mu Zha's face changed when he heard this, and then he thanked Sun Lei with a grateful face: "Thank you, Great Sage!" Thank you, Great Sage! If you need help with anything in the future, just let me know. ”

Seeing this kid like this, Sun Lei also let go of Muzha's shoulders and jumped on the gourd, and then glanced meaningfully at Muzha who turned into joy on the shore.

Seeing this gaze, Mu Zha couldn't help but shudder, and began to have a bad premonition in his heart.

It's just that the Bodhisattva is still waiting for him to go back to regain his sight, so when Tang Seng and a few people took the gourd to the other side of the river, he immediately beckoned to take back the gourd, and then hurriedly flew into the sky and went straight to Lingshan.

"This is the first nail I planted in Lingshan, and I will use it in the future."

Sun Lei looked at the direction where Muzha disappeared, and said secretly in his heart.

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Xiniu Hezhou, there is a fairy mountain surrounded by clouds and mist, the people outside the mountain call this mountain Wanshou Mountain, legend has it that this Wanshou Mountain lives a great immortal with boundless mana.

On this day, the clouds are light and the wind is light and the autumn is high and refreshing, outside a Taoist temple on Wanshou Mountain, there are constantly Taoist priests with fairy wind and Taoist bones stepping on auspicious clouds falling from the sky.

"Master Qiqi, the forty-eight senior brothers have rushed back and are waiting in the hall." A young boy with red lips and white teeth came to the door of the quiet room and said respectfully.

In the quiet room, the old Taoist priest who was sitting on the futon and dressed like an old farmer opened his eyes and said slowly: "The teacher knows, so let's go." ”

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