That day, Zhao Dayue secretly looked at the QQ number that Zhang Chengxin applied for and told it to the buddy in the dormitory next door. They applied for a female account, found a very beautiful avatar, and chatted with Zhang Cheng for a day in shifts.

On that day, Zhang Cheng did not dip a drop of water or rice, but he was still in good spirits. In the evening, Zhang Cheng almost visited the entire dormitory of Building No. 3, and when he met people, he said that he had an affair. As a result, after the inside story was exposed, Zhang Cheng was depressed for a long time.

But soon, Zhang Cheng re-entered the hot chat state. That night, it was a girl with a big temper who majored in Chinese language and chatted with Zhang Cheng.

The girl said, "I'm in a bad mood today, don't bother me." ”

Zhang Cheng said: "What's wrong? ”

Then he sent a QQ emoji with a bloody sanitary napkin in his hand.

Zhang Cheng often prides himself on being able to chat with multiple people at the same time. That day he showed off again: "You see, four people sent me a window shake at the same time. ”

Then Zhang Cheng leaned over and turned off the phone: "Damn, it's dead again!" ”

Zhang Cheng's computer hard drive was very messy, and he often couldn't find what he was looking for. Zhang Cheng gritted his teeth and saved all the wool pieces to the C drive.

Zhang Cheng later became obsessed with playing cards. At that time, everyone liked to play enough, and it was a three-way hold. In Zhang Cheng's underwear, in addition to his mobile phone, there will also be a handful of three and four playing cards. Later, Zhang Cheng won twice, so he went to the dormitory next door to play and win money. After playing all night, Zhang Cheng lost all night.

The next day, Zhang Cheng slept until the afternoon before waking up. He was overjoyed: "Haha! Saving a breakfast and lunch is equivalent to not losing.

Zhang Cheng ate instant noodles that night, "Qiao Noodle Restaurant" brand chicken stewed with mushroom flavor. Zhang Cheng opened the seasoning and said, "Sure enough, there is baby chicken." The chicken was very small, Zhang Cheng picked up the rice fork and said, "I'll plug it, I'll plug it!" Later, this sentence became Zhang Cheng's mantra. Then, every time Zhang Cheng lined up in the cafeteria, the girl in front of him would lose her face.

Once, after Zhang Cheng lost another night playing cards, he slept until the next night, but he didn't buy a "Qiao Noodle Restaurant". Zhang Cheng, who was almost starving, saw a "×× dumpling" on the table, so he ate it, and muttered while eating: "Dumplings are also filled with soup?" ”

The next day, my roommate wailed, "Why is the aloe vera gel I bought for my girlfriend gone?" ”

After being examined in the infirmary for a long time, Zhang Cheng was transferred to the school auditorium on campus after leaving.

"Classmate, is there a horror movie that plays in the middle of the night?"

"Is there an after-dinner line?"

"Forget it. You probably didn't pay attention, it's dark in the middle of the night, what can you do all the way back with girls......" Zhang Cheng was very obscene.

Zhang Cheng didn't go to the movie after dinner.

The dormitory next door called: "Zhang Cheng, let's play cards!" ”

"No, I'm jerking off! You can come and learn. ”

The person next door pushed the door and saw that Zhang Cheng was playing "Landing on the Beach". However, Zhang Cheng's technique did not seem to be very good, and he said that he was dizzy after a while. Others say that Zhang Cheng has no lasting combat power when he fights planes.

Zhang Cheng lay on the bed in a daze after the plane.

"What's wrong, Zhang Cheng?"

"I'm thinking about life." Zhang Cheng closed his eyes and stopped talking.

Everyone suddenly felt that Zhang Cheng was much taller.

After a while, Zhang Cheng suddenly jumped up.

"Zhang Cheng, are you done thinking about it? Did you get any results? ”

"I suddenly remembered that there was an oil painting class at the Academy of Fine Arts tonight, especially European religious paintings, and the women in it were not wearing clothes, and they were ......," Zhang Cheng rushed out of the door at that time.

Once, Zhao Dayue took someone to the boys' dormitory to check the hygiene, and saw Zhang Cheng playing Lianliankan in the QQ game.

Seeing Zhao Dayue come in, Zhang Cheng nodded and said hello. Zhao Dayue stood aside, fiddling with a small pot of cactus balls on his computer desk, and asked, "What is this for?" Self-defence? ”

Zhang Cheng listened, waved his hand and said, "Use this**?" Am I perverted? ”

After watching it for a while, Zhang Cheng's operation was indeed very fast, and the people who played with him were all angry, and one of the girls even said that Zhang Cheng had no grace and won her more than ten games in a row. After Zhang Cheng saw it, he was not angry but happy, and laughed proudly.

Zhao Dayue asked curiously: "Zhang Cheng, you are not like this usually." Hasn't pity for jade always been your style? ”

Zhang Cheng ended the game and said: "I can see through it, what's the use of pity and cherishing jade, and the falling flowers are intentionally ruthless." It's not as refreshing as spicy hands. ”

Zhao Dayue looked at Zhang Cheng's constantly flashing QQ penguin icon and asked, "Why is your network cable still continuous?" ”

Zhang Cheng smiled mysteriously and said, "It depends on relationships." I invited people to drink twice, and it was finally done. As for the details, I won't tell you, anyway, you don't use much of the computer in your dormitory, even if you connect to the Internet cable, it won't be your turn to use. ”

The next day, Zhao Dayue saw Zhang Cheng walking with the help of his roommate. Zhang Cheng's entire face was wrapped in bandages, and only one eye was exposed, like a mummy.

Zhao Dayue was taken aback: "What's the matter, you?" ”

Zhang Cheng said a little choked: "I heard others say that the cactus ball is radiation-proof, so I saved money and bought one and put it in front of the computer." Later, a girl joined me to chat, and I chatted late, and I was sleepy, so I habitually wanted to lie down and rest for a while, who knows......"

Zhao Dayue asked with concern: "Didn't hurt your eyes?" ”

Zhang Cheng said: "No, I was wearing glasses at the time!" ”

Zhao Dayue felt a little relieved in his heart, and his tone was a little more relaxed: "We always thought that you were very good at staying up late, don't you yourself admit that you are a virgin, unlike other boys who have been hollowed out by wine?" ”

Zhang Cheng sighed before returning to the dormitory: "If you keep holding it, your body will be broken." ”

Under the high-voltage control of the dormitory staff, the network cable and power supply were cut off tonight. Everyone recalled some interesting stories about Zhang Cheng, which was the opening of the talk.

The sleeper meeting in the 608 dormitory talks about nothing more than emotions, officialdom, idol stars and girls, and occasionally involves national affairs. Compared with the openness of most dormitory talks, the 608 dormitory is relatively conservative.

Although Zhang Danqing speaks sharply, he is conservative in his life and everything. Because of his age, he always takes care of his brothers like an elder brother.

Li Gaochao belongs to a boy with high IQ and low emotional intelligence, and in Zhang Danqing's eyes, he is easy to be deceived, so he is the object of protection in the whole dormitory.

Su Yu, who is the third in age, knows some people in school and society, and he is very open-minded, but his behavior is very conservative.

Chen Jianke is similar to Su Yu, he knows more people in society, but his behavior is more open than Su Yu. It's just that he never gets involved with his classmates in the dormitory, and he is very measured.

Zhao Dayue is fat and not as good-looking as Zhao Weiyang and others, so the girl's relationship is a little worse. It's been nearly a semester since he entered school, and he can't figure out whether he likes boys or girls anymore.

Lei Yu is a strong man and is decisive, but he is more emotionally twists and turns.

Fang Xin is a literary man, hoping to be an actor or director, and likes Nicolas Cage. Romance and melancholy are synonymous with him. However, he is more of a senseless entanglement and crankiness.

No matter what topic you talk about, except for online games and movies, Su Yu knows the most. Therefore, he was nicknamed a doctoral supervisor by the whole dormitory. Su Yu did not refuse, and resolutely took on the important task of preaching, teaching, and solving doubts. Sometimes, Chen Jianke will make a cameo ride. As for the others, they are not qualified to instruct.

As the youngest, Zhao Weiyang still feels very fortunate to live in such a dormitory. During his four months at school, he saw a lot of overt and covert battles in the boys' dormitories. In contrast, he felt that the people in the 608 dormitory were very good, and they were not hypocritical at the least.

Because it was winter, the dormitory was already heated, and it was very comfortable to lie under the covers. Chatting and chatting, Zhao Weiyang fell asleep unconsciously.