Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I going to do?

Hong Yi got up from the gray ground with a confused face, touched it up and down, fortunately, there were no parts missing, looking up at the sky, the blood-colored crescent moon in the clouds looked enchanting and weird, and directly in front of him was a high mountain cliff, bare all around, without a single vegetation, as far as the ears and eyes could see, not to mention the beasts, there was no sound of mosquitoes.

What the hell is this place, or is it a big world? Shaking his dizzy head violently, Hong Yi seemed to recall something.

At the beginning of the formation of the mount, he rode the auspicious heaven and Yang Pan to kill until the sky collapsed, the sun and the moon were lightless, and finally the space was shattered, and several of them were also involved in the void turbulence, in the darkness he seemed to hear the voice of the primordial god, and then he fainted, and appeared here after waking up.

'Boom! ’

"What's that, isn't it an illusion to hear the voice of the Adi Adi before fainting?"

Hong Yi suddenly heard the loud noise at the bottom of the cliff and couldn't help but be startled, and then saw the smoke rising from the bottom of the cliff, his heart jumped, he just wanted to turn around and run, as if he thought of something, his steps paused, hesitated for a while, and then found a few rattans to climb down from the top of the cliff!

The Dark Emperor Daoist got up from the ground with a disgraced face, although because of the strength of the Eight Tribulation Ghost Immortals, he was not injured because of the rapid landing, but this strength was limited to protecting his body, and his clothes were not among them.

So when he watched his majestic and ornate ancient robes become leaky, tattered, and similar to the beggar's clothes, he couldn't help but let out a roar full of anger from the depths of his throat.

"Lin Xin, what the hell are you doing!"

Of course, this is also taking advantage of Lin Xin's absence to roar, in front of Lin Xin, he doesn't dare to borrow ten dares.

Calm down a little, look around, this is really the bottom of a cliff, surrounded by mountains, the mountain wall is smooth, extremely towering, looking up, only to see a cloud and mist, the Dark Emperor Daoist frowned slightly, because he noticed that this place was slightly strange.

The air is filled with a very unpleasant smell, this is not a dark smell of boundless malice towards living beings, it is somewhat similar, but it seems to be mixed with something indescribable, giving people a feeling of deterioration and decay, which is physically unacceptable, if you have to describe it, it is like a piece of stuffed in a durian that has rotted for a month, which makes people doubly unhappy.

Without time to probe the source of this unpleasantness, the Dark Emperor Daoist unfolded the letter that Lin Xin stuffed into his hand before he was thrown away, and the first line that came into view was as fucking as the tone before he was thrown away.

'When you read this letter, you should have landed in your workplace, the job you have to do is to become a competent treasure delivery grandfather, as for how to do it, please play freely, when you come back, I will give you medals according to your performance, by the way, when you read this letter, the young man you want to assist should be almost there if there is no accident, at this time, you must remember to put on a chic posture to greet them......

"Hey, there are really people in this ghost place, and the sound I heard before is real?"

The Dark Emperor Daoist looked up and saw a young man with a rattan hanging from his waist, climbing down the cliff step by step, this person is no stranger to the Dark Emperor Daoist, the protagonist of the Journey to the West project led by the Red Moon, called Hong Yi.

The reason why he is familiar with it is very simple, Hongyue ran to the world because of that bullshit Journey to the West plan, leaving him alone to carry the pressure of the central world, and he was bombarded twice by Xuyi in the middle, and secretly I don't know how many times I cursed the other party, can I not be impressed?

Thinking of what Lin Xin said in his letter, the Dark Emperor Daoist unconsciously showed a sinister smile, and then his figure flashed, and instantly appeared in front of Hong Yi across dozens of meters.

Although the clothes are tattered, although the face is gray, but when standing in front of Hong Yi, the majestic and turbulent momentum of dominating the world is still unquestionable, and before Hong Yi can react, he was punched hard in the stomach.

Kneeling on the ground in embarrassment, he couldn't help retching, and the Dark Emperor grabbed Hong Yi's hair, pulled it up fiercely, staring at Hong Yi's facial features that were wrinkled in pain, revealing an unprecedented hideous smile.

"Hello, I am the old man who specially assists you in sending the treasure, according to Lin Xin's bastard, the first time we meet, I should put on a chic action to greet you, Lao Tzu has thought about it for a long time, and always feels that it is still the most chic action to step on your grave, so, if you have any last words, please give Lin Xin that bastard at night, remember to put on a terrifying pose when you dream, so as to scare that bastard to death!"

"Grandpa, please raise your noble hand and let me go?"

Hong Yiqiang endured the severe pain in his abdomen, and begged for mercy without hesitation, and the Dark Emperor asked with a cruel smile.

"Why?"

Hong Yi showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, because he didn't know if his next words would allow him to survive under the hands of this seemingly crazy "old man who sent the treasure", and the reason why he had no faith was because these words came from God's whispers in his ear.

"God told me before that every grandfather who sent a treasure has a perverted heart, and the casting of this perverted heart comes from the fact that the old man who sent the treasure squatted at the bottom of the cliff for decades, ready to prepare the secret books of divine skills, gold and silver treasures, divine weapons and beautiful granddaughters waiting to fall from the sky, and was hooked by the pine trees that would always appear inexplicably and immortalized the young heroes of the rivers and lakes, but they couldn't wait for the emptiness and loneliness caused by the period of the young heroes."

"Hmm, is that what you said? I don't know what to say! ”

The Dark Emperor Daoist no longer smiled fiercely, and when he heard these incomprehensible words, his smile disappeared, and only a pure, 'naked' killing intent remained on his face.

"Wait, also, God's words are not finished, she said, every old man who sends a treasure may be psychopathic because he can't wait for the appearance of the young man in the rivers and lakes for a long time, which leads to emptiness, loneliness and coldness, and then leads to menstrual irregularities, moodiness, irritability and murder and other menopausal symptoms, she said, if I encounter such a menopausal psychopath, let me rest assured, because she has prepared tons and tons of drugs that can treat menstrual irregularities, to ensure that the medicine is eliminated, even if the medicine is not removed, it doesn't matter, eat a ton is ineffective, then eat two tons, If two tons don't work, then eat three tons, three tons won't work, and it's definitely okay to eat for a lifetime. ”