"There is so much faith energy!

Sure enough, compared to live webcasting, live TV will bring more faith energy! ”

Chen Merden became excited.

There are two more matches, if you can get 500,000 faith energy in each game.

He'll even be able to redeem a high-end item!

I went back to my room.

Chen Mo looked at the information panel and was excited for a long time.

In the evening, after eating.

Chen Mo is ready to start the live broadcast.

After all, this thing is currently his most stable source of faith energy and income.

You can't sit back and eat empty!

As soon as it was launched, water friends were in that crazy barrage!

"Hang the king, come and have a few jokes! Without your jokes, you can't pull out! ”

"Can you be more stable in your live broadcast? Also at every fixed point in time! ”

"Quick! Give me a paragraph, I can't breathe anymore! It takes several small stains to be saved! ”

Chen Mo immediately activated the immersive skill and said with a smile:

"The old rule, a few small dirty sections before the live broadcast are warmed up!"

"A man saw through the red dust and decided to become a monk.

So, he came to a certain mountain and found the abbot of the temple. ”

With Chen Mo's speech.

All sailors are immersed in the scene.

A temple appeared in front of him, and there was an old white-bearded monk with fairy wind bones, who was cleaning the temple full of fallen leaves.

"Man: 'Abbot, I have seen through the red dust and want to become a monk with you.

Please abbot to do it! ’

Abbot: 'Amitabha, although it is said that anyone who is destined for Buddhahood can become a Buddha.

However, not everyone can abide by the rules of Buddhism.

People in Buddhism need to abstain from women, can you do it? ’

Man: 'Yes! I absolutely can! ’

Abbot: 'Then let's take a test. ’

Then, the abbot took a small bell and asked the man to tie it to Tintin.

Abbot: 'As long as the bell doesn't ring, even if you pass the test, you can become a monk.' ’

Then.

The abbot called a very sexy beauty out and asked her to take off all her clothes.

As a result, the man couldn't hold back, and the bell rang out in a mess.

Abbot: 'Amitabha, you are not qualified. ’

”

When the sailors saw this, they all complained.

"Damn, I finally saw this kind of picture in the paragraph!"

"Heaven, earth, it's worth it!! This live broadcast is really worth watching!! ”

"This abbot makes it clear that he doesn't want people to become monks! Such a beautiful, such a sexy beauty, who can qualify? ”

"That's right! I'm all heartbroken! ”

"I'll just say that, as long as it's a man, unless it's a eunuch, it's impossible not to be impressed!"

"Eunuchs will also be tempted! That beauty is the most beautiful and sexy beauty I've ever seen! ”

"That's right, as if it was right in front of my eyes! I've got a lot of nosebleeds! ”

At this time, Chen Mo continued:

“

Like everyone else, the man also complains like this.

Man: 'I don't accept it! Does anyone see such a sexy beauty undressed, will it not sound? ’

The abbot smiled and said, "Then I will show you today." ’

Subsequently, he called out ten monks to do the same test, and none of them sounded.

”

The sailors were dumbfounded.

"These monks...... He is a saint! ”

"It's too fake!"

"Are these men men? Doesn't it make a sound? ”

"No wonder the abbot didn't let that man become a monk, it turned out to be really strict!"

Chen Mo:

The man was convinced, and was about to leave, but he saw a bar of soap on the ground and picked it up.

At the moment when the man bent over.

The bells of the ten monks began to ring wildly! ”

As Chen Mo finished speaking.

There was silence in the live broadcast room at first!

A minute later.

The barrage exploded directly!!

"!!"

"Assi, my eyes!!"

"I never thought of it, I never thought of it!!"

"It's waiting for us here!"

"Run!! There is a monk chasing me in the back!! ”

"I've seen this scene too, the sound of the bell in the back is even more terrifying than being chased by a ghost in a horror movie!"

A small dirty section successfully made all the sailors speechless and even frightened.

Chen Mo felt very relieved.

After a moment's thought, he continued into the microphone:

"That little dirt was a joke.

In fact, when Hang Wang played League of Legends, he had an unforgettable online relationship.

I wonder if you want to hear it? ”

"I want to hear it!"

"Gossip or something, I like it the most!"

"Yo, do you still have online dating experience?"

"Interesting!"

"Lift my little bench and take the melon seeds!"

Chen Mo began to talk about his unforgettable online relationship in a sad and nostalgic tone......

I was a freshman that year, and League of Legends was in full swing. I was finally taken into the pit by my roommates......

I was a freshman that year, and League of Legends was in full swing. I was finally taken into the pit by my roommate.

They said, you first train the level to 30 and then we can play together, we don't want to bully the children.

So, I practiced by myself, starting with man and machine.

In the second game, he ran into a Yasuo who died 15 times in the middle.

Computer Annie kills! Gone on a rampage! No one can stop you! Dominate the game! Draw close to God! Super god!

I thought to myself, why is this man doing this, I should help him.

So I walked to the middle and glanced at the computer, Annie.

Computer Annie is double killed!

I'm not convinced, continue to go to the middle lane, continue, continue again.

And then we lost.

I was annoyed, so I started another game of man-machine.

There's another Yasuo in the middle of our side.

Died a dozen more times.

I'm still not convinced.

And so we lost again.

I was really annoyed, and then I found out that someone had added me as a friend.

I thought to myself, am I the legendary god Miaozi who was discovered?

Be decisive through your friends.

After chatting, I realized that this was Yasuo just now.

It turned out that Yasuo in the last game was also him.

I asked him why he added me?

He said that he played so many man-machine games, only I didn't scold him in the game.

He felt very touched, he felt that I was a good person, a kind person, so he wanted to play with me.

I thought about it thoughtfully and said, "Okay, let's play together."

He asked me why I was so slow to reply.

I said, I'm really thinking about it.

He said he was impressed. Let's start playing together.

He played Yasuo all the time, and in order to be able to cooperate with him, I started practicing different heroes.

Auxiliary Stone Man, Jungler Stone Man, Top Single Stone Man, ADC Stone Man.

At the beginning, he said that if he chose a stone man, he would have a sense of security.

Later he said that I always pressed Ctrl+2, and that the stone man's "you will lose" sentence was too annoying.

So I changed to another hero and continued to practice.

Bull Head, Monkey King, Titan, Bron and many more.

My skills are getting better and better, but we're still in Brass 5.

Since there were so few people in Brass 5, we were all cooked up and down.

So Yasuo and the Stone Man could no longer choose.

So the opposite side will always start to go berserk within ten minutes, kill and kill, and come to the real Rui.

A lot of brass friends have quietly added my friends and asked me if I would like to be in a double row with them.

I said no, I'm going to play with him, he's my brother.

When I told him about it, he couldn't get angry.

Every time I choose a toad, the five-speed shoe home guard eats the person who ran out of the spring and throws it back.

At the same time, he scolded wildly.

It's hard to hear. He's always been like this, but the brass 5 brothers are used to it.

So 9 people stood in two rows and started dancing.

Finally he got tired and ended the joyous game.

Later, we worked hard to reach the qualifiers.

Damn, finally seeing the light of day for Brass 4.

We are full of spirit and high morale.

The last one, if you win, you will embark on the road to the king!

Promotion, fortune, CEO, marrying Bai Fumei is just around the corner!

Then I stoneman flashed 5 bigger, and he didn't get R.

We lost.

In the chat box after the game, teammates complained wildly:

Look at what you've dragged Xiao Qi down into! Without you, he would have been able to make silver a long time ago!

You colored pencils! You schoolboy! You can't play!

It's for Xiao Qi that we don't have the Yasuo stone people who have been dropped by BAN! In the end, I still lost!

Why don't you stand and dance together?

He didn't say a word. It's not like him.

I chatted with him privately:

It's not your fault, it's that I'm flashing R too far away, and I don't blame you for not being far enough.

It's me who didn't take a good look at your position. I'm sorry.

He still didn't say a word.

His avatar shook and went offline.

I was a little bitter and went to bed without turning off the computer.

I don't know how long I slept when I woke up.

The in-game chat box is flashing and flashing.

He said, "Thank you." Actually, I'm a woman, and I've lied to you for so long.

I think you're nice, can we chat outside of the game later? This is my QQ: 897XXXXX

I added that QQ with apprehension,

Then we often chat, during class, after class, in the library, on the tennis court.

I carry my phone with me everywhere and keep it charged anytime and anywhere.

I often wake up in the middle of the night, dazed, and then suddenly find that a message has arrived.

When I clicked on it, she didn't sleep.

Let's talk, talk, talk.

One day she asked me if I could see my pictures, after all, we knew each other so well.

I'll send it to her.

She said it's good to rub, do you think you can't clean it up?

I said, that's it, no way.

Then I asked for a picture of her.

She wouldn't give it to me, and after begging, she gave me a puzzle, saying that I could only agree to it if I solved it.

The mystery was so difficult that I thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with it.

She said I was so stupid and let me know what she looked like and she wouldn't be insecure.

Just send me the picture.

I'll click on it and take a look.

Well, it's not pretty.

Seeing that I hadn't replied for a long time, she asked me if she was too ugly and scared me.

I said no, the good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand.

She was quite satisfied with this answer, and replied to me after a while:

Aren't you still scolding the old lady for being ugly?!

We talk about everything.

She said: I just like handsome men.

I said: Handsome can be for a while, but humor can last a lifetime.

She said, "I just like tall men."

I said: When the sky falls, Yao Ming is always stoned to death first.

She said, "I just like rich men."

I said: No matter how much you earn to sleep, it will only be three inches away, and after death, it will be all a passing cloud.

She said: The man I will marry in the future must have super cooking skills, and he sleeps every day in addition to eating.

I said, "Then why do you marry you, I can marry a pig, and I eat less than you."

She said: I admire talented men.

I said: "Suddenly like a night of spring breeze, thousands of trees and pear blossoms" is not the same as ", really good-looking", the latter also emphasized the excitement in my heart.

……

Whenever she did, she always called me and sang me a song.

It doesn't matter which song it is, as long as she sings it, it's all about human life.

In the beginning, we tacitly agreed not to talk about where we were, what we were doing, who we were, or how old we were.

Until one time her LOL number was blocked for a few days, and she played with my number.

In the TGP login information section, she found out that I was in the same city as her.

Later, we talked about it.

We know each other's weight, height, interests, hobbies, and habits.

We have known each other for more than ten years.

Then I slowly realized that I had less contact with her.

I understand that I am just a passer-by in her life, and I think that I am still quite handsome, and that is enough.

She disappeared for a long time, and suddenly called me one day.

Ask me: There is a man chasing him, rich, handsome, talented, sports-loving, humorous, considerate, she can't hold on, and asks me what to do.

I was silent for a long time and said: What should be yours is yours, go Pikachu.

The other end of the phone smiled and said sweetly, thank you.

After a while, she was finally on the game.

I habitually chose the stone man, and she refused.

She asked me to play ADC, and she wanted to choose a piano girl.

I asked her why, and she said that she was more like herself.

I said, "Well, the piano girl is a mute."

She was stunned, and began to sing to me again.

She's changed, and she's never played Yasuo again.

I play ADC, and she plays assist.

I play the top laner, and she lives in the jungle on the top lane.

When I play in the middle of the lane, she shines around me with an eyestone first.

But she still liked to say: Hasen, Hasey, Hasai, ah, dead.

One day, she asked me if she was my buddy.

I said yes.

She asked again if she should stick a knife in her buddy's ribs.

I said it depends.

She said huh? So buddy is going to have a birthday, so you have to say it, right?

I said okay, I like to eat Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles the most, and I'll give you two boxes when the time comes.

She said that if you do this, you will die, and prepare well, otherwise this day next year will be your death day, Hazaar.

I hung up the phone, thinking that I really didn't have anything to give, so I gave her the Yasuo oil paint I had drawn.

To be honest, I've been ready for a long time.

It's just that the oil paint is too late to be ready.

I happily took the painting on my way.

Take the bus, get off the bus and walk,

I sat at the agreed place and waited for her.

A beautiful woman walked over, and another beautiful woman walked over.

I looked left and right and thought, it's okay, I recognize her at a glance.

Beauty can be seen, you have to watch. It is said that admiring beautiful women for 5 minutes a day can extend your life by 10 years.

A beautiful woman in a black dress sat not far from me with her ass shaken.

Shouting, it's really beautiful. Tsk, look at the slit of this skirt to the root of the thigh, the designer of this dress is really talented

The skin is so white, hey, it's still backless.

Tsk, this little waist is twisted, ho, this ass is so warped.

After watching it for a while, I felt that something was wrong, why didn't this chick come yet, maybe somewhere watching me, no, I have to pretend.

Fake start reading the book.

Why haven't you come yet? I looked up and looked around, thinking to myself, isn't this girl cheating on me?

I swept the light from the side, and saw that the beautiful woman just now was looking at me and laughing, and I laughed too

She couldn't hold back her laughter, and bent over with a smile covering her mouth, I shook my head, thinking, this beauty is really different from ordinary people.

She stopped laughing and walked over.

"Old Seven......

I'm dripping mom,

"You, you ......"

She grabbed the bag she had at hand and gave it to me:

You pretended to be quite similar before, what kind of skin and soul, your tone is so big, I thought you were a decent gentleman, I didn't expect to catch a woman and watch it non-stop, what you said to me was all nonsense!

I recklessly said: Beauty needs to be appreciated, do you say that you are so beautiful that you can not be seen by others?

She snorted and laughed, and I asked her, how did you lie to me

She said, I'll lie to you, what's the matter, I'm so beautiful and don't allow me to be defensive, who knows who you are, are you a criminal who covets Miss Ben's beauty, isn't it......

I said, okay, okay, you're beautiful, you're reasonable.

……

……

That's it.

All the sailors were dazzled!

This is a typical love story in the style of an idol drama!

"Envy the king, you can pick up a girl when you play a personal machine!"

"Yes, I've been working for a year, why haven't I seen my sister?"

"And then? What about the follow-up of the king? What's wrong with you and that beautiful girl? Together? ”

"Quick! I still want it! Keep talking! I just saw the beautiful woman playing Yasuo as if I was there! ”

Chen Mo smiled and continued:

We talked all afternoon, went to the amusement park, watched a movie, had dinner, and I sent her back, and she didn't want to.

I said your boyfriend should still be waiting for you, it's your birthday, don't go back late.

She paused, seemed to stop talking, and said softly, well, goodbye then.

After some more time, she called me to say that she had been dumped and asked me to come out to accompany her.

I came and drank with her, mainly to persuade her to drink less.

She drank two bottles and got out of her way, and started to get drunk, jumping on the couch in the bar and shouting "Hazar, Hasay, Hasay..."

I said in my heart that this was too embarrassing, so I quickly picked her up and left.

Fortunately, my buddy has been single for 20 years and has practiced two unicorn arms, otherwise he really can't hold it.

I dropped her off at her house, I've been here once before.

She collapsed on the bed, like a dead pig.

She kept talking in her sleep, and I was watching over her.

Finally, she stopped making a fuss, and I covered her with a quilt and prepared to leave.

Unexpectedly, she hugged me and muttered,

Her scent enveloped me, and I panicked a little and didn't know where to put my hand

I thought to myself, this is the work of beasts! I'm not a beast! I can't take advantage of others!

After a while, he calmed down, put her back, and left.

I stood downstairs in her house for a long time.

Finally, it was my turn to celebrate my birthday, and I thought I could finally slaughter a girl

She's coming, I'll wipe it, it's so TM beautiful, the chicken is hard!

Okay, I know you want to read the following content quickly, and the boring ones in the middle will be omitted.

Room 202, she stumbled as she went upstairs, and I took off her high heels.

A princess walked into the room.

He threw away his shoes when he entered the door and pushed her behind the door.

As she was about to get down to business, she said shortly breathing:

"Wait a minute, I have something to say!"

I kissed her neck and replied, "Then you hurry up!" ”

She said, "Actually, I have had a good impression of you for a long time, from the time when you were the only one who didn't scold me, from the time you chose the stone man to cooperate with me again and again, ah....."

She groaned as she spoke, and I continued with what I had to do.

"But I've been testing you step by step, I don't know if you're a good man, for you, I disappeared that time to go to the gym, I used to be a little baby fat, now it's gone"

I gnawed on her neck.

"But I'm still not sure, I sent you fake photos, pretending that I have a boyfriend, when in fact everything is fake."

I quickly peeled off her clothes, and now she looks like a white rabbit.

"That's it, just to test you, until the end, the last time I pretended to be drunk, you still didn't take advantage of the danger, I knew, I knew..."

I threw her on the bed and tied her hands and feet with a sheet, and good things began.

"I knew I was in love with you! Yes!!! Yes!!!!! ”

She began to cry out in pain, looking at me incredulously, and at the whip that fell on her.

……

……

Immersive sailors see here.

All of them were excited!

"My mother! It's a good time! ”

"I'll give full marks for this wave of operations!"

"I can't imagine that the king is such a perverted man! Hey...... I like it! ”

“666666！”

"Whoa~~~~ I'm already excited!!"

"Go ahead!! Vigorously!!! Don't stop!! ”

Seeing that the sailors in the live broadcast room were so excited, Chen Mo smiled evilly and continued:

She didn't believe it, I looked at the whip in my hand and thought it was too H, so I threw it and slapped her in the face.

She was really stunned.

I pumped hard in her face:

"Let you play Yasuo with a stupid fork, Lao Tzu hates the person who plays Yasuo the most, Ha Sa, Ha Sa, your grandmother has a leg!"

I slapped me left and I slapped my right, and she looked at me in despair and sobbed, "I thought you would like me!" ”

Knock, I punched her in the abdomen, "Love you chicken, how long have I endured it, just for this moment!" Let you play Yasuo again! Let you play again! Anyone who plays Yasuo should be damned! ”