"It's too much of a bully, it's too much of a bully!"

The car was rolling around, and the little Taoist priest sat in the carriage, his mouth fragmented.

"Hey," Xu Ruoxue sighed: "Madam, you've been talking all the way, don't you bother!" ”

The little Taoist priest said angrily: "But I'm angry, I'm even more wronged!" I said it all, you are not allowed to go. I obviously said that I won't go with you. But you're going to go, and you're going to take me there. ”

"Hmph, how can you be so domineering? When you were a lady, I was never so domineering. I'm a lady, you can be so domineering? ”

Xu Ruoxue was annoyed by what he said, and said angrily: "Because I have always been a domineering person!" Because you couldn't beat me in the first place! ”

This reason is very good and powerful! The little Taoist priest had nothing to say, he snorted coldly, turned his head to the side, and the anger in his heart rushed upward.

Seeing that he was really angry, Xu Ruoxue had to explain softly: "Madam, you are so smart, why can't you understand?" ”

"Li Buhuan is romantic, if he doesn't even participate in the grand event of the first Oiran in Sichuan and Shu laughing at Xi Shi, wouldn't it reveal a flaw in the boss?"

"Not to mention, the people from the Crane Control Division invited me to Zuiwei Tower, and I didn't have any good intentions. That Xu Buli has always suspected that I am a woman disguised as a man, and if I am really a woman as he expected, then naturally I can't taste Oiran. If I were a real man, I would certainly be able to indulge. ”

"Madam, this is Xu Buli's last temptation to me. If this pass is passed, Xu Buli has nothing to say and can only leave Jiazhou. He has been here for more than ten days, how can he not let more than 30 people from the Crane Control Division stay here for the rest of his life. ”

"So this drunken Wei Lou, I really have to go. I went, is it safe for you to stay alone in the inn? Don't talk about the people who control the crane division, if someone wants you to be beautiful, they break in and rip off your pants. It's really fun. ”

"Madam, did you say so?"

If someone tries to make you beautiful, they break in and rip your pants. These words really frightened the little Taoist, and when he thought of the consequences, he trembled violently, only to feel a chill.

But despite this, the little Taoist priest was still awkward in his heart. With his cleverness, he naturally understood these truths. But the truth is the truth, is he really watching his wife in front of him, go, well, hook up with other women?

This, of course not! Although his wife is not hooking up with a man, even if it is a woman, it is not good.

Therefore, the little Taoist priest asked angrily, "But if that Oiran takes a fancy to you, what will you do?" Is it really her guest in the curtain? ”

"Fancy me?" Xu Ruoxue touched her chin and said with a smile: "Yes! How I didn't think of that. ”

"Now I am a rare beautiful man in heaven and earth. Like me, a peerless good man who looks better than Pan An, has strong martial arts, is full of poetry and books, and has excellent piano skills, even if I see it myself, I will be very moved and want to recommend myself to the pillow. That Oiran took a fancy to me, and that was natural, and it should have happened. ”

"That's going to be difficult! If that Oiran has to go over the clouds with me, then am I on it or not? ”

"If so, I feel sorry for you. If not, wouldn't it be a clear message to everyone that this man is not a real man. ”

"Hey, it's hard!"

"That's it, the lesser of two evils. When that time really came, I reluctantly made it difficult, sacrificed my hue, and fell in love with her! ”

Yes! A bolt from the blue!

The little Taoist priest blurted out with a "coquettish call": "Don't!" ”

The first Oiran in Sichuan and Shu smiled at Xi Shi to visit Zuiwei Tower, which was a grand event. For some men who claim to be "romantic but not obscene", this is a rare event in a thousand years!

Therefore, today's Zuiwei Building, just into dusk, is already full of guests. Not to mention Jiazhou Mansion, it is Chengdu Mansion, and there are a few talented high-rollers who are confident that they can be the guests of the curtain, and they have come from thousands of miles away.

This excitement made even the garrison adults who were accustomed to seeing big scenes secretly speak, and quietly extinguished the idea of kissing Fang Ze in their hearts.

At this time, on the high platform in the drunken building, all kinds of silk and satin mopped the floor. Between the undulating red and green like waves, a beautiful woman can be faintly seen, which is the famous Sichuan Shu No. 1 Oiran Xiao Xi Shi!

Although the beauty could not be seen at this time, just looking at the graceful figure that was hidden or visible, the men sitting in the audience were all hot in their hearts, and there was a bit of murder in the eyes of the men around them.

A bell rang, and the sound of silk and bamboo rang softly. Under the fiery gaze of the men, the silk under the stage was slowly pulled away.

Then, there was an amazement!

On the high platform, there are only a few paintings and flowers, a bed and a case, but a boudoir is cleverly arranged.

In the boudoir, a beautiful woman in white is reclining on the couch, concentrating on a book, and reading it with relish.

Her face is naturally extremely beautiful, and every bit of it can be included in the painting. Her figure is naturally extremely beautiful, and it is enough to hook the soul together. But at this time, what attracts men the most is her temperament!

Her qi is pure, she is full of economy, and her export must be a talented woman with peerless sentences; Her spirit is true, she is a beautiful woman who has been raised in the deep boudoir and has never been touched by red dust in her life!

Such a temperament!

All the men in the audience were ashamed of themselves, but they felt that in comparison, they were really dirty, smelly and stupid, and they should stay away from such women, so as not to be polluted by the turbidity, stink, and stupidity on their bodies.

However, these men clearly knew that this woman seemed to be out of reach, and she could only watch from a distance and not play with it. But as long as you sprinkle enough money, you can enjoy a close view, you can touch it boldly, and even play with it at will!

As a result, all the men breathed roughly, and their eyes were red!

The old bustard of the drunken Wei Building saw it in his eyes, was overjoyed, and said secretly: "If it weren't for the insistence of the Oiran lady, I would not have arranged it like this." But now it seems, tsk, the Oiran is the Oiran! ”

At that moment, she walked out like a willow, cleared her throat, and was about to speak. Unexpectedly, a round fat man stood up and pointed at the bustard with a hand as thick as a pig's trotters: "Wu Na old lady, Hugh is noisy." A certain pattern of silver fifty, oh no, one hundred taels, to make a head wrap for the Oiran lady! ”

After saying that, he looked around triumphantly, and was deeply proud of his strength as soon as he appeared.

But who knows, as soon as his words fell, there was a burst of laughter in the drunken building.

Someone laughed and said: "Where did the old man come out, and he dared to show up here for a hundred taels of silver?" A certain out, out of the pattern silver, two hundred taels! ”

"Hmph, it's only two hundred taels. A certain pattern of silver, three hundred taels. ”

"Go, a certain pattern of silver, three hundred and eighty taels."

The fat man was so ashamed that his face turned red, and he wanted to hide his face and run away for a while. But looking at the Oiran on the stage, he gritted his teeth, held the fat face with both hands, and sat down.

But listening to the voices in his ears one after another, he was dumbfounded, and he even forgot about his shyness for a while.

Oh my God! This is just a tea circle, and even that slender jade hand may not be able to touch it. These people, crazy, really crazy!

But that's just the beginning!

"The authentic work of Zhao Danian, a famous family member of the dedicated family, "Du Fu's Poetic Intent", is worth a thousand gold."

"A certain dedication to the night pearl of the Western Regions, as big as an egg, the dark room is self-generated, worth thousands of gold."

"A certain offering of six East China Sea Li beads, as big as a pigeon's egg, the color is the same, the surface is transparent, and the value is immeasurable!"

The fat man only heard sweat like rain, and just as he sighed and wanted to slip away quietly, he heard a clear cry at the front door:

"I offer, twelve flowers, to pay tribute to the beauty!"

The voice was clear, and it shook the audience, and everyone was stunned for a while.

The fat man rejoiced in his heart: there is someone more uninteresting than me. Twelve flowers? Hehe, wildflowers on the side of the road, Lao Tzu can pick a basket casually. Is this the old man who came out of there?

He looked up and saw that at the main gate, in the sunset, a person walked in Shi Shiran. At that time, a few rays of red, orange, and purple light were casting behind him. In the dazzling confusion, I can only see that this person is personable, chic and calm.

He entered, chuckled, and sprawled to his feet like a bird. He tiptoed a little pillar, and the man was like a frightened dragon, and suddenly he ran to the wall. There was a "clang", and the sword was unsheathed. The long sword was like a needle, and it was woven into the big red candle on the wall. In just a few breaths, I don't know how many swords were stabbed. Then the long sword was a little, and the high-grade red candle with the thickness of the arm's arm flew out, like a meteor, and flew towards Xiao Xi Shi, and landed on the fruit table in front of her bed.

Everyone, exclaim in unison!

In the exclamation, the figure of this person did not stop, and he chanted loudly:

The world is out of my generation, and the years of the rivers and lakes are urging,

In the talk and laughter of the emperor's hegemony, it is better than a drunk in life.

In the sound of singing, he was like a frightening dragon, graceful like a dragon, and his white clothes fluttered, and he walked around the drunken Wei Building. At the point of the sword light, a total of twelve big red candles, the heads of which were like meteors, flew in front of Xiao Xi Shi.

When this poem was finished, his people were also falling in front of Xiao Xishi.

This fall is a flying immortal outside the sky!

And this person is also like a fairy.

The delicate eyebrows and eyes are even better than Xiao Xi Shi. He put away his sword and smiled, just a stand, and the free and easy and heroic spirit that naturally escaped from his body made people feel broken and drunk by it!

The men in the audience are all dizzy!

So, in the drunken building, there was silence!

In the silence, there was an exclamation.

But it is, Xiao Xi Shi exclaimed!

This woman, who has been reclining in front of the couch, is the "Du Fu's Poetic Intent" worth thousands of gold, the night pearls of the Western Regions worth thousands of gold, and the immeasurable value of the East China Sea Lizhu, which has never made her eyebrows and eyes ripple.

At this time, she stretched out her hand to cover her lips and exclaimed, and even the book in her hand fell to the ground.

It's just because, she was blooming a few years ago, twelve, roses! In a few breaths, on the big red candle, carved with a long sword, a big red rose!

The roses are bright red, and the flowers bloom several times. Every weight is like a cicada's wings, and it seems to be able to shine on people! And the twelve roses, just forming a big heart, are swaying, blurred candlelight!

So, in the Zuiwei Building, all the rooms are dark, but in front of her, there is light!

Xiao Xi Shi looked at it blankly, this beautiful scene. In the eyes, there were tears falling.

She did not wipe away the tears, she looked up at the man, and sighed:

"Today, I know that in this world, there are such heroic poems, such magical swords, and such elegant people!"