Chapter 10: The Boss Wants to Be Analized
Shi Jinlang glanced back at Ah Li, just as Ah Li was also looking at him, his eyes met, and Shi Jinlang saw grievances, excitement, excitement, pride and incredibly complex expressions on Ah Li's face.
"Bao'er, you are so powerful, you saved Ah Liye!"
Ah Li didn't care about the pain in his body, and rushed up excitedly and hugged the rabbit into his arms.
The familiar feeling of suffocation came again, Shi Jinlang finally poked his head out of Ah Li's arms, and squeaked in his mouth: "In our place, saving someone's life is to make a personal promise, you can make a promise casually, just mean it!" β
Ah Li couldn't understand what Shi Jinlang said, but the squirrel monsters could hear it clearly, they not only heard it, but also understood it.
"Are rabbits so free-spirited now?"
"Woo woo - I envy this woman, I can promise to the rabbit with her body, the rabbit is so man, I may change me!"
"Don't you look at your big face plate, do you want to allow, do you want to go out?"
"Boss, people love rabbits to say it loudly, you are good, you always promote family planning among us, is it appropriate to beat squirrels?"
"Shut up!" The leader of the squirrel monster roared: "Master Rabbit is showing affection, you all keep me quiet!" β
Shi Jinlang jumped down from Ah Li, jumped up and walked in front of the squirrel monster leader and said, "You little squirrel, you are not very big, but you are quite good at talking!" β
The squirrel monster leader is full of black lines, if you talk about the head, Lao Tzu is bigger than you.
"You hurt my woman, I was going to bite you all to death to relieve my hatred, but for the sake of you being so good at talking, I'll spare your lives for the time being!" Shi Jinlang pinched his waist and glared at the squirrel monster leader in front of him.
β...β
The leader of the squirrel monster looked bitter, your woman is just a skin injury, you are good, you will bite dozens of my brothers to death when you come up, and in turn, you will make us think that you are the emperor's grace, and you are the best at talking.
"There's nothing to say, get on your knees and kowtow and get out!" Shi Jinlang said lightly.
"Kowtow!"
The leader of the squirrel monster took the lead and knelt down without hesitation, and a group of squirrel monsters followed suit.
This group of squirrel monsters was originally just ordinary squirrels, and then they were invaded by death here, and they became demon squirrels, although the body has evolved, and the combat ability is stronger, but the nature of being timid and afraid of things and surviving has not changed, in front of the powerful rabbit, as long as you can live, let alone kneel and kowtow, kowtow and call grandpa.
After kowtowing, under the approving gaze of the rabbit, the leader of the demon squirrel stood up tremblingly and said, "Master Rabbit, can we go now?" β
"Hug it!"
"What?" The leader of the demon squirrel didn't understand what the rabbit meant, and asked, "What did the rabbit say?" β
"Before you go, give it a hug!"
Shi Jinlang stretched out his two front paws and waved at the demon squirrel leader in front of him.
"It's-"
The leader of the demon squirrel was stunned, kneeling down and kowtowing was nothing, and the rabbit was stunned to hear such a strange request.
"Hold the grass - the rabbit wants to hug the boss?"
"The rabbit is interested in the boss!"
"Interest or sexuality?"
"I don't know, I always feel that the boss will be analized by rabbits!"
"Boss wants to be analized? It's so exciting! β
In the midst of the jubilant discussion of the demon squirrels, the leader of the demon squirrels probably understood what the rabbit meant. It regrets it now, regrets that it shouldn't have run for the squirrel leader, it's good, it was analized by a rabbit in front of so many of its kind, how can it go out to meet people in the future?
The leader of the demon squirrel walked up to the rabbit step by step, and then it turned around and pouted its ass.
"Master Rabbit, you tap!"
"Nima!"
Shi Jinlang kicked the leader of the demon squirrel with his ass in front of him and gnawed on the mud.
"Just hug it, what's going on in your head?"
"Just hug it!"
The leader of the demon squirrel who was kicked to the ground didn't care if his butt hurt or not, he jumped up excitedly and said, "Master Rabbit said it clearly, scared me to death!" β
"Don't talk nonsense, hug it and get out!"
Shi Jinlang stretched out his little paw and hugged the demon squirrel leader in front of him into his arms.
Even if it was just a hug, the demon squirrel leader didn't dare to take it lightly, and it used its two front paws to protect its hips.
"That's it!"
Shi Jinlang hugged it for a while, stretched out his hand to push it away and said, "You can get out!" β
"Thank you Master Rabbit for not killing, goodbye Master Rabbit!"
The leader of the demon squirrels was relieved when he heard this, and he kicked his legs on the spot and wanted to jump back into the group of demon squirrels.
"Wait a minute!" Shi Jinlang spoke again and stopped it.
The leader of the demon squirrel who had just jumped out of the step let out a "groan" in his heart, could it be that this rabbit had other strange requests?
"What else does Master Rabbit command?"
"What are you going to do with the squirrel carcass on the ground?"
Shi Jinlang pointed to the demon squirrel on the ground that was bitten to death by himself and asked.
"Wait a minute, find a place to bury it, they provoked the rabbit master's woman, not to mention the heinous crime, it's just innocent!" The leader of the demon squirrel gritted his teeth.
"Don't bother!" Shi Jinlang waved his hand and said, "You find a few strong subordinates and transport these corpses to me, and I will help you dispose of them!" β
"Really? Then there is Lao Rabbit! β
The leader of the demon squirrel just wanted to get rid of the rabbit in front of him as soon as possible, so no matter what the rabbit asked, it nodded in agreement.
After a while, more than a dozen relatively sturdy squirrels came out of the demon squirrel group, and they carried all the dead squirrels on the ground on their shoulders according to the rabbit's request.
"Let's go!"
Shi Jinlang got into Ah Li's arms, took a group of demon squirrels, and returned home.
After the rabbit left, the leader of the demon squirrel sat down on the ground.
"Grass and mud horses, scared the squirrel leader to death! Huh - where did the baby I picked up? β
The leader of the demon squirrel touched the waistband of his trousers, and the small bag tied to it was empty, not completely empty, and there were several black pills pouring out of it.
"What is this?"
The leader of the demon squirrel picked up one and put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully for a moment.
"Looks like rabbit!"
It looked like it, but it wasn't quite sure, so it leaned in and sniffed.
"It smells like that!"
Although it looked like rabbit poop and smelled like rabbit, the demon squirrel leader was still not sure that it was rabbit, so he opened his mouth and stuffed one inβ
"Grass and mud horses, you rabbit who was killed by the sky, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!"
In a moment, the pig cry of the demon squirrel leader Ghost Crying Wolf resounded throughout the maple forest.