"I'll come first, I'll come first, if I win, let the empress wash my feet every day!" A strong man with an obscene face jumped onto the high platform and said.

"I am the most beautiful man in the Wei Kingdom, and I also want to compete!" A fat man with a fat head and big ears rolled onto the high platform.

"And me, and me!"

"I also want to compete, I also want to compete!"

In a moment, the Suzaku platform was crowded with a bunch of disheveled Wei generals.

Wu Zetian looked at herself with the expressions of this group of people who had not eaten meat for eight hundred years, she pursed her lips, and her face was loveless. As long as there are one or two beautiful men in this group, Wu Zetian can be full of interest, but it is a pity that this group of crooked melons and cracked dates makes her not interested in sex at all.

"It's rare for you to have such a Yaxing, since you are friends with martial arts, you can't rush up and don't follow the rules!" Cao Cao coughed and said: "As the so-called no rules are not a circle, take advantage of the night to be sultry, and draw up a few rules for martial arts, and everyone will compete according to the rules, and the final winner will successfully win the right to dispose of Wu Zetian, the empress of the Tang Dynasty!" ”

"Speak, my lord!"

"Speak quickly, the king!"

A group of strong men on the stage were already in a hurry, and they couldn't wait to start a duel immediately, so that they could end it as soon as possible and carry Wu Zetian to a place where no one was "severely punished"!

"The rules are very simple, they are grouped in pairs according to the order, and then they will compete with each other, and the final winner will be the champion."

Cao Cao has never participated in the world's first martial arts meeting, I don't know what rules the martial arts will have, but I have never eaten pork and seen a pig run, Cao Cao is a generation of heroes, and he still has the ability to formulate a martial arts rules.

"In principle, friendship first, competition second, competition first, point to point, you must not be greedy for victory and lose and get angry and hurt brotherhood!"

After explaining the rules of the competition, Cao Cao paused to accept the warm applause from the audience, but no one applauded, and he said with a dark face: "The competition begins!" ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, good evening! I am a hundred miles of sword gods, that's right, in fact, I am to change the social atmosphere, popular among thousands of girls, stimulate the martial arts industry, improve the connotation of young people, Yushu Linfeng, personable martial arts expert Baili Sword God is also! A lewd-looking man jumped on the stage and said.

"The Hundred Miles Sword God is really personable!"

"The Baili Sword God is handsome, I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you!"

The big men in the audience cried wolf.

"Lei has to die and sisters, I am a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow in the chest, I am a person who blocks and kills, and a Buddha blocks and kills a Buddha. I am the legendary Yushu in the wind, graceful, handsome and chic, extraordinary, people love, flowers bloom, cars see car tires, the garden can not be closed in spring, a pear blossom pressed begonia is also the Taishang cotton clothes! Another extremely obscene man jumped up and said.

"Taishang cotton clothes are really brave and invincible!"

"I love you in too many cotton clothes, just like a mouse loves rice!"

The big men in the audience shouted to the sky and grabbed the earth.

"The king is very happy, thanks to the king's love, he ordered me to make a guest host, everyone be calm and don't be impatient, follow my command for a competition!" Sima Yi jumped onto the high platform and said, "Now please start your competition!" ”

After Sima Yi's opening remarks, the Baili Sword God jumped up, glared at Taishang Cotton and said, "Boy, you are very arrogant!" ”

"That's right, Lao Tzu is the first in the wealth rankings, what are you going to fight with me? Today's champion is mine, and the empress Wu Zetian is also mine! Taishang Mianyi shouted.

"I'm going to give you a banana bala stick, and you're worthy of it?" The Baili Sword God took a sip and said: "Lao Tzu's combat power is worth MAX, if you want to win the championship, ask Lao Tzu if the big sword in his hand agrees!" ”

"It's useless to disagree, because it's already been bought by me, and just now your entire ten-mile house was bought by me!" Taishang Mianyi said proudly: "So, now you are also mine!" ”

"What? Poof-" The Baili Sword God spat out a mouthful of blood and said, "It's so hanging?" ”

"Uh-" Sima Yi said with black lines on his head, "This-"

"What is this?" Taishang Mianyi shouted at Sima Yi: "Don't hurry up and announce it, I'm the champion!" ”

"The result of the first competition, General Taishang Cotton Clothes won!"

Sima Yi's heart of 10,000 CAO mud horses galloping by, what the hell is this?

"I'm not convinced, why?" The Baili Sword God shouted while vomiting blood: "I admit that his father is rich, but this is a martial arts competition, not a fight, I ask for a new comparison!" ”

"Yes, yes, this is a competition, not a fight!" The onlookers in the audience who hated the rich loudly echoed the Baili Sword God and said: "Re-compare, re-compare!" ”

"Compare your sister again, wait for Lao Tzu to win the championship, all the brothers present today are 10,000 yuan each!" Seeing this, Taishang Mianyi immediately shouted loudly.

"There's nothing wrong with it, it's also a competition to compare with my father, and my father can't compare with it, what kind of competition to take!"

"Yes, yes, let that kid of the Baili Sword God die!"

"Hundred-mile Sword God, get down! ! ”

"That's right, the Baili Sword God will go down, no father will dare to pretend to be forced, go home!"

The audience suddenly said excitedly.

“...”

The Baili Sword God spewed a few mouthfuls of blood wildly and died.

"Alright, everyone, be quiet!" Sima Yi maintained order and said, "Someone will carry down the body of the Baili Sword God!" ”

"Next, the second competition will be held, and there will be a thousand miles of sword gods and a middle two pencil!" Sima Yi looked at the roster and said, "Thousand Miles Sword God, what is your relationship with the Hundred Miles Sword God?" ”

"I don't know him, he pirated my name, my Thousand Miles Sword God is hot, he changed to a Hundred Miles Sword God to rub the heat, that's all!" Another lewd man jumped up and shouted, "Some people imitate my name, some people imitate my face, but how can I be handsome in a way that a person like him can imitate?" That's right, I'm the dream of hundreds of millions of girls, I'm just-"

"Look at the sword!"

"Damn, you—you sneak attack!" The Thousand Miles Sword God clutched his chest and looked back at the visitor.

"Ahh Thousand miles of sword gods, pawn.

"Are the people of the Baili family talking so nonsense?" The second pencil snorted coldly.

"In the second round of the competition, the second pencil general won!"

。。。。。。

Wu Zetian and others, who were watching the battle in the audience, broke out in a cold sweat, what kind of martial arts competition is this, this is obviously funny!

"Ladies and gentlemen, after a series of fierce competitions, three generals finally stood out from the vast crowd, they are General Taishang Mianyi, General Zhonger Pencil and Tang Jialiu Major General, please invite three generals to the stage!"

Taishang cotton clothes, middle two pencils, and the six young people of the Tang family came to the stage in response, and stood beside Sima Yi.

"Because there are only three generals who have won now, the next competition needs to be decided by lot!"

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