Chapter 797 - Calling Brother and Brother
Killing Baihua Shy, the golden retriever didn't feel a little guilty in his heart, but felt very cool!
It's a natural release.
Everyone has an evil side in their hearts, and if they know how to suppress it, they are good people.
On the contrary, they are wicked.
The golden retriever plans to wait until those people on Kowloon Island are knocked unconscious, hehe, none of those beauties want to run, they all have to play again!
Knock knock knock......
In a moment, the golden retriever came to the alchemy room of the Tushi Palace.
He wasn't very familiar with Kui Mu Wolf before, but this time, he can make a fuss with the help of Baihua Shy, and he is not afraid that he will not borrow it!
There are many kinds of pills, in addition to health pills, there are also healing pills, highly toxic pills and so on.
"Who?"
Hearing the knock on the door, Kui Timber Wolf was a little surprised.
Because since Lao Jun rebelled against Heavenly Court, many people don't like to come here, for fear of affecting their image.
Even if anything with Lao Jun is contaminated a little, it feels dirty!
"Brother Kui, it's me!"
The golden retriever stood at the door with a smile on his face.
"You are?"
Kui Timber Wolf and Golden Retriever have only a few faces, and their memories are very vague, and they have never spoken.
"I'm Guanyin's mount, Golden Retriever!"
He introduced himself.
"Ah, it's a little impression, isn't it the one who was a monster on the way to the west, and was later killed?"
Kui Timber Wolf asked.
The golden retriever's face tightened, it was too faceless, and he poked at the black history of the year, why didn't you also be a monster on the way to the west?
The golden retriever scolded in his heart, greeted him with a smile on the surface, and nodded: "It's me, it's me." ”
"Are you resurrected?"
"Yes, now I am back to Guanyin and change my ways!"
"Well, Guanyin is a good master, follow her, you will definitely be rich and rich in the future!"
Kui Mu Wolf flattered, and casually asked, "Why are you here today?" ”
"I want to borrow some elixir!"
The golden retriever finally spoke.
"What kind of pill, if you still want Guanyin, Tang Seng and Guanyin have a good relationship, if it is really Guanyin, in a word, Tang Sanzang and I are iron buddies!"
Kui Mu Wolf patted his shoulders and said with righteousness.
"It's Guanyin who wants it!"
Listening to what Kui Wood Wolf said, the golden retriever naturally wants to use the name of Guanyin, so it is more convenient to borrow it.
"What elixir do you need, I'll look for it and see if it's available."
Kui Timber Wolf asked.
"You need that kind of very poisonous elixir, it's best to poison the immortals to death!"
The golden retriever said unabashedly.
"Is it really Guanyin who wants a highly poisonous elixir?"
Kui Timber Wolf couldn't help but be suspicious.
Guanyin is a kind person, he can't bear to step on an ant, and he is even somewhat tolerant of the wicked, which is well known in the Three Realms.
Guanyin wants a highly poisonous elixir, it's wrong to think about it!
"Don't be poisonous, if you can make people unconscious!"
The golden retriever thought that if he poisoned all the beauties on Kowloon Island, and then faced a cold corpse, it would make people not sexually interesting.
"Tell me the truth, do you want it, or do you want Guanyin?"
Kui Timber Wolf is not a fool, said seriously.
If he aided the abuse, the Kui Timber Wolf would not be able to do that kind of thing.
"It's me!"
The golden retriever didn't want to waste time, so he simply took the initiative to admit that he had a handle in his hand anyway, and he didn't worry about the Kui Timber Wolf not cooperating.
"Hehe, sure enough, you want to take the pill to do bad things again?"
Kui Mu Wolf sneered, "For a monster with an impure purpose like you, the elixir will not be given to you even if you throw it away, let's go!" ”
"Do you really not think about it anymore?"
The Golden Retriever threatened, "I saw your lady leave here with my own eyes just now!" ”
"What?"
Kui Mu Wolf was stunned, messing with the relationship between men and women in the heavenly court is a very serious matter, and both men and women will be punished.
"I know everything about you and Baihuashy!"
The Golden Retriever smiled and groaned, "Just now in this house, you and her did something intolerable, don't think I don't know!" ”
"You dare to peek!"
Kui Mu Wolf suddenly became angry, picked up the fire shovel used for alchemy, and smashed it over.
"Don't be angry!"
The golden retriever hurriedly said, "As long as you give me the pill, I will never tell the second person about today's incident, just now I was just passing by, standing at the door and eavesdropping, not peeking!" ”
In this way, Kui Mu Wolf felt a little better, and if people peeked at it, it would be embarrassing.
"Golden Retriever, count yourself ruthless!"
Kui Timber Wolf was a little helpless, after all, the handle was in the hands of others.
"Ha, we each take what we need, you give me the pill, and I will keep it secret for you!"
The golden retriever said.
This transaction made a lot of money, not only did he get his wife, but he also wanted Kui Wood Wolf to be willing to hand over the pill with both hands!
"It's okay to ask for pills, but you must promise that you must not use them to do bad things!"
Qui Timber Wolf warned.
"Yes, I don't want a highly toxic elixir, you just give some instant coma elixir, of course, you have to ensure that the immortals will fall asleep after drinking water!"
The golden retriever made a request.
"As long as the Sleeping Pill, this is slightly less harmful than the Poison Pill!"
Kui Mu Wolf thought about it in his heart, and quickly agreed, "Okay, I'll refine some sleeping pills for you!" ”
Just do it, Kui Wood Wolf took it personally, took out all kinds of herbs, all kinds of blends, and threw them into the alchemy furnace.
Within an hour, dozens of red pills rolled out of the furnace.
"Great, Brother Kui, thank you so much!"
The golden retriever was overjoyed.
"You remember, these pills are very powerful, you should use them carefully!"
Kui Timber Wolf admonished.
"Don't worry, I never do anything bad, it's just that I have insomnia at night, so I asked you for some."
The golden retriever coaxed, "If you are still not at ease, you can go to Guanyin another day and explain the situation." ”
"No need."
Kui Mu Wolf waved his hand, and in his heart he still felt that the golden retriever was going to do bad things.
However, compared with the highly toxic elixir, the harm of the sleeping pill is reduced, and it is believed that it will not cause much damage.
Kui Timber Wolf forcibly convinced himself.
"Come, Brother Golden Retriever, let's make friends today!"
Kui Wood Wolf is very good at doing things, and he put the handle in the other party's hands, and simply made a few dishes and two jars of wine.
Drink with the Golden Retriever.
"Good wine, good food, just beautiful!"
The golden retriever gave a thumbs up.
"Brother Kui is so blessed, he has such a beautiful sister-in-law, since the first time I saw her, I decided that you are a friend!"
"Ha, it's just a shy look, and it can't compare with many fairies in the sky!"
Kui Timber Wolf said humbly. 、
However, I feel quite comfortable in my heart, especially when I hear the other party praise my wife for her beauty.
"Brother Golden Retriever listens to my advice, everything can be stopped in moderation, people are watching the sky, it's better to be careful!"
Kui Wood Wolf tactfully persuaded him not to use the pill to do bad things.
"This is natural, I have been taught by Guanyin all the year round, and my conduct is very good, sometimes mosquitoes fall on my body and bite, I am reluctant to kill it, and when it is full of blood, it will naturally fly away!"
The golden retriever blows up, no worse than Tang Seng.
"That's good, come on, do a bowl!"
Kui Timber Wolf poured wine, and the two of them drank bitterly.
The relationship is very close, and after drinking two bowls, they begin to call each other brothers.
"Brother Kui, in the future, your business will be my business, as long as you open your mouth, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, you will never give up!"
"Brother, that's good, I'm not mistaken!"
Kui Timber Wolf nodded heavily.
(End of chapter)