Chapter 730: All Sand Sculptures
"No, no, no...... You face your base, I will forget it, and I will not mix with you blindly! ”
"Excuse me! Leave! ”
With the crisp 'crackling' rhythm, Hao Meng's little hands flew quickly on the keyboard, and when the last enter key was struck, he didn't wait for the sand sculpture group members to reply, and directly Alt+F4 forced to close the chat software process!
After doing all this, Xiao Lori collapsed on the chair and looked up at the ceiling, and couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on her forehead while breathing a sigh of relief.
Hao Meng's original purpose in coming to this group was to use his pseudo-identity as a 'friend of the funny little Lori', through a little hint, to convey a message to these sand sculpture group members and fans, such as 'A certain little Lori privately told herself that she didn't want to hold another concert in the future', so that they could spread it as 'reliable internal news', and dispel fans' expectations for their next performance in the most tactful and gentle way.
However, although the abacus is playing very well, it has not yet had time for a showdown, and now there is a bigger crisis in front of her!
Surface-based?
Hao Meng never imagined that this nightmare word for a dead house would one day befall him.
And everyone in the group has to come to their own homes!
It's worth it!
You must know that those guys in the group are all fanatical fans of themselves, if these guys are in their own homes, they find that the so-called 'can't be provoked' in the group is actually their idol funny little Lori......
Little Lori didn't continue to imagine, she didn't dare to think about it, and she couldn't think about it.
However, just in the blink of an eye, Hao Meng suddenly realized something, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his little brain!
Lori ...... That's right! They're all lolitacons!
As the only Lori in the group, it's strange that they don't care about it!
In the final analysis, I'm afraid that all this is because of my label and personality in the group is-
Lori!
And they are so deliberate to use the excuse of 'face base' to meet with themselves, and it's all because of their own Lori character!
Now that you have figured it out, then the problem is easy to solve.
As long as you forcibly collapse the Lori character you built up in the dead house group, it's a big deal!
At the same time, little Lori remembered an example she saw in the news report a few days ago, and she made up her mind at that time!
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When Hao Meng restarted the chat software and entered the dead house group, he found that the sand sculptures in the group were still talking about themselves.
"The group leader is really reckless, you see that the little Lori scared people, and went offline directly!"
"Actually, this is not bad, if you scare people out of the group, where can we find her!"
'Don't worry!' I can't afford to provoke 'Little Lori's penguin number, I've written it down.,I'll go back and find those good buddies to check the IP address directly.,Find the door in minutes! (proud)"
Seeing this, Xiao Lori was completely panicked, and didn't dare to continue diving to peep at the screen, so she helplessly tapped the keyboard and replied:
"Okay...... I admit it! I confess! ”
"Actually,I'm not Lori at all.,The so-called'little Loli' image is all pretending to deceive you.,Fake,It's all fake.,The Loli sounds you heard when you played games before were also conjured up by me turning on the voice changer......"
"Also, I'm 58 years old this year, really 58 years old, don't lie to you! I'm still a 'tank' weighing more than 300 pounds, are you really good at this? Really plan to press 'F' on the tank or not? ”
typed so many words in one breath, but Hao Meng's little hands were tired.
Resting first and shaking her sour little hand, Little Lori stared at the deathly silent chat group on the screen, and couldn't help but think a little proudly in her heart:
Hmph~ I've said so, I don't believe that you lolitcons will still be interested in me?
See which of you dares to come!
Pity...... Xiao Lori still underestimated the obsession and sand sculpture degree of this group of sand sculpture members.
"I saw a little Lori desperately explaining that she was not Lori but an aunt...... Poof-I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back, I laughed"
"Coincidentally, Benbeta loves to drive tanks! I'm going to have this tank! ”
"Is it true that a grandmother of more than 300 pounds? I'm good at it! Grandma, come to my arms~"
"Just kidding, what 58 years old, what tank...... Do you think this gentleman will believe your nonsense? ”
"I don't believe it! Come on, come on...... Let's go to the 'group video'! Turn on the camera! ”
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Xiao Lori casually rejected the invitation to the 'group video' that popped up in the chat software, and then the code word explained:
"It's useless, even if you turn on the camera, you can only see a GIF of Connor-chan, so don't bother."
In the face of these sand sculptures who don't believe in evil at all, Hao Meng, who is a little tired, is trying to make the last resistance at this time.
However, what really caused a fatal thing to Little Lori's was the person who came out later, and said this big truth:
"I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad little Lori! Do you think you've watched the news the other day? Trouble, even if you lie, don't copy the character of other people's tank grandmothers, okay? It's not easy for people to come out live at the age of 58! You also stole other people's personalities, why don't you respect the 'tank car' characters that other old people have worked so hard to build at a young age? ”
Seeing this news, Hao Meng completely gave up struggling, and looked at the sky tactically, and could only sigh that she was worthy of being a sand sculpture netizen, and she was qualified to be her group friend.
And below, there are even sand sculpture group members who joked:
"Let me guess...... 'can't be provoked' are you going to say that your surname is poor and your name is Biluo, and you are a good-looking anchor, and you can't show your face, right!"
"Is it the poor Biluo in the poem 'Upper Poor Biluo (Luo) and Lower Yellow Spring' written by Bai Juyi? Who is Poor Biro? Why her? Also Who is Huangquan? Why scare it? ”
“FFFFFF……”
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In the face of such a 'sand sculpture of all staff', Hao Meng knew that today, her Lori character would not want to collapse, and she would not be able to stop their face-based plan.
At the moment, Xiao Lori had no choice but to send a compromise message:
"Okay! Since you do not believe evil and are not afraid of death...... Then come on! ”
"But there is one thing I need to say first, without my consent, you are not allowed to come directly to my house to disturb me, let alone check any IP! As for the day of the day...... I'll book the meeting place! I'll be there waiting for you to visit! ”
As soon as this news came out, the group immediately cheered again, and at the same time unreservedly agreed to Xiao Loli's conditions, many people were worried that Xiao Lori would regret it, and they said that they had taken screenshots to keep the evidence, so that even if the other party withdrew, they were not afraid.
What the? You say it's a pity that you can't go to the house that you can't 'mess with'?
Are you kidding! The drunkard doesn't mean to drink, as long as he asks out the 'can't be provoked' and gets the information, wouldn't it be beautiful to go straight to our cute 'funny little Lori' house and sit down?
The innocent and sand sculpture members thought so......
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