Frankly, LeBron James breathed a sigh of relief when he learned that Snoopy had been traded to the Los Angeles Lakers.

Finally... Finally... This scourge left the east.

Although those commentators are now saying that the Bulls' strength has improved, they are still the strongest team in the East. But for LeBron, he'd rather play against the current Bulls' five-star generals than meet Snoopy in the same series.

That guy is so elusive, you never know how many weapons he has in his arsenal, he seems to be exchanging potential all the time, and when you're not paying attention, he'll kill you with one shot!

Here's a sad truth: King James hasn't won a series against him since Duke Snoopy joined the NBA.

That's why LeBron is relieved.

In fact, it's not just him, all Eastern Conference teams are relieved: Snoopy is so crazy that the entire East has been single-handedly controlled by him since he entered the NBA, and for four whole years, he has been the one who lifted the Eastern Conference championship trophy!!

And now, finally, it is the turn of the western headache.

However, in the analysis of those commentators. They generally don't think the Lakers can win the championship right away, and they even think that this year's Lakers should aim to fight for the top half of the championship, rather than aiming for a championship trophy. After all, the current Lakers lineup is in addition to the aging Kobe Bryant and Dug, who is about to enter his prime.

Who else?

Artest, who is becoming more and more cancerous, is almost half a hundred years old, and Carlos Boozer, who can only pat on the back...... and a bunch of NBDL-level players.

What to play.

Perhaps, not a single ball is enough for the Duke to play with the Black Mamba. These two are the two most famous iron gods in the league today, and they are all powerful, and it is not a matter of fifty or sixty yuan in a game. If you're really willing, it's not a problem to knock a symphony for Lakers fans.

However, everyone ridiculed and ridiculed, and sarcasm was ridiculed. The body is still very honest, and the Lakers instantly jumped to the top spot in the new season, reaching a staggering 58 games.

What is this concept?

Lakers all-time record is 43.

The second-ranked Miami Heat, with the Big Three, have only 32 times. The gap is close to half!

This is the market appeal!

Let you laugh at the lake every day, everyone just likes to listen to the symphony, no tricks!

……

"I can't control Kobe Bryant. He's running to Snoopy's house every day now, and I've heard that Stephen Nash has joined in, and God knows what the three of them do every day. ”

Vanessa was besieged by a large number of reporters while she was waiting to pick up her children from school on October 1. She is particularly helpless now: "I have the same concerns as Snoopy's fiancée's father right now. Even though I know they're normal, you can't ignore your family because of basketball, right? Especially Snoopy, he's not married yet. ”

Now the focus of the entire City of Angels is on the Black Mamba and the Duke Dog, and all the talk shows are making fun of them, and Oprah even invited the two to join the affirmative action.

What the hell is this kidding?

Is it really not at all afraid that Snoopy's engagement ceremony will be messed up? Stephen Nash managed to convince Daphne's father, and the Jewish physicist was still unwary of Nash.

After an afternoon of talking, the scientist finally let his guard down, and he began to agree to Snoopy's engagement with Daphne.

However, he believes that it will take at least ten months to observe.

At this time, Daphne's mother, a Chinese Kochi woman, inherited the fine tradition of the Chinese mother-in-law who liked her son-in-law more and more.

She secretly gave Du Ge a suggestion: "This matter is too easy to handle." As soon as you get Daphne pregnant, everything will be clear. ”

"You have to have your own people in key positions."

The mother-in-law taught earnestly.

It's all a golden rule.

But Duge was dumbfounded, why did he feel that the style of painting was so strange?

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'I'll wear the number nine shirt next season. Yes, I gave up my number 10 jersey to Snoopy. On the football field, number 10 is the playmaker and number 9 is the attacker. When Snoopy arrived, I felt like I could be an attacker with peace of mind. Don't forget, I'm also a top scorer. ”

"By the way, I've become the godfather of Snoopy's first child. Although he is not married and is not officially engaged. But I believe it's only a matter of time, and I can't wait for this glory, because the Black Mamba guy is so greedy that he actually wants to be the godfather of all Snoopy's sons, and he says that he has countless basketball skills that need a few boys to inherit. ”

"I think he's probably crazy, and Vanessa won't let him go."

"I only teach kids to play football. As you know, I'm a very good footballer. ”

Nash spoke to the press before Duke Snoopy welcomed the meeting.

It seems that his relationship with Snoopy has become very close.

This makes people very suspicious, how did Nash, as a third party, get involved in the relationship between the Duke Dog and the Black Mamba?

……

Although Jeanie Bass thought the deal was very problematic and ceding 20 percent of the shares before the deal was a humiliating disgrace. But now, the Lakers are in charge and have become Buss Jr.

Bass Jr. and Kupchak can be described as proud. Snoopy's arrival made everything go smoothly.

The day after the deal was announced, he received a number of phone calls.

In the past, he begged others to do a deal, but now they take the initiative to send it to the door.

Byron Davis, the pride of California basketball. The former NBA All-Star, Warriors Black Eight creator, and former bearded captain of the Clippers voluntarily accepted a one-year, $1.01 million contract.

Antoine Jamison, a former All-Star who plays both offense and defense, Washington's defender, and the lowest-key Mr. 20,000 points, also entrusted his agent to sign a two-year, $2.3 million contract with the Lakers today.

In addition to these two former All-Stars signing contracts, there are many other powerful stars waiting to join the Lakers, including many elite players in their playing years.

The whole world knows that there are two players in the NBA, one is Stephen Nash and the other is Snoopy.

Now, the Lakers have all the dragons and phoenixes in their hands, although there is also a black mamba, a weakened teammate buff, but it is not in the way at all. The Lakers' banner has become Duke Snoopy, and now is the time to recruit troops, who wouldn't want to come here to mix up a ring, or... Increase your value, and then go away to get a big contract after gilding? James Johnson, David Lee, Eddie Curry, Zach Randolph are all examples in front of you!

This fundamentally reduces the workload of the Lakers management, and it is no longer about looking for players to join all over the world, but looking for suitable players from the players who have actively defected.

"I feel like my salary is a bit high."

Kupchak had a cheap and obedient expression, which made Bass Jr. want to kick him twice.

"We don't have a high goal this year, just make it to the Western Conference Finals!"

Little Bas said seriously.

Kupchak smiled lightly.

He didn't think the little duke was here for the Western Championship. And the Black Mamba has been looking forward to the Duke dog for so many years, plus Stephen Nash has been regretting the championship all these years, these three are tied together, and the Western champion wants to send it away?

……

Duke Snoopy's welcome was held at Staples Arena.

For this welcome ceremony, the Lakers club and the California government spent a lot of manpower and material resources, and even invited the queen Britney to do the opening performance.

As soon as Miss American Dream opened, she couldn't wait to announce that she was a dual identity as a Lakers fan and a Duke fan. "When the deal happened, I was even more excited than if I had a Grammy. That's all I wanted, Snoopy finally back in his kingdom. He was supposed to belong here, and he was able to make the most exciting records, the most popular movies, and the most pulse-pumping dunks here...... He is the son of the media in the new era, and the exposure rate is ...... because of him"

Britney's statement was anything but low-key.

In fact, this is also her inner monologue.

She's fed up with Doog in Chicago and herself running a label in Los Angeles running songs. In August, they released Dugg's third solo album together, and although more than half of the lyrics were written by others, the sales are still amazing, and now they have broken the diamond record.

And because the two were not in the same city before, many commercial performances or concerts had to be cancelled. And now that the Duke is back in Los Angeles, Britney has more arrangements, which also means more money for both parties.

So, what's reason Britney wouldn't welcome the Duke back to Los Angeles?

Also holding the same idea were Scarlett, Hathaway, Jennifer and others sitting in the box. Now, they're all Lakers shareholders.

To be honest, when old Bass saw this new group of shareholders, his heart was at great risk. He had thought that the fund that could get Snoopy was backed by some duchess girl.

But he didn't expect that it was all duchess girls!

This lineup is too huge.

Is it trying to control Snoopy by manipulating the Lakers???

For the first time, Old Bass realized that his mind could not keep up with this rapid era.

This was even more shocking than the first time he operated an Apple phone.

……

"I know that people have been quietly watching me and supporting and encouraging me. Now, I'm home!! ”

When Duke Snoopy, who wore the Lakers' No. 10 jersey, walked onto the stage and said this affectionate confession.

The whole yard was blown up by the sound.

Everyone was screaming with excitement. For Lakers fans, there's nothing more roaring than seeing the Duke dog don the purple and gold robes.

This is due to the magical championship of UCLA that year, and also due to the fact that Snoopy led the team to the Finals twice to compete with the Lakers, and more importantly... Thanks to the black mamba's dog-licking behavior for four years (here is the verb). This made the people of California begin to feel: If these two people don't play together, heaven will not tolerate it!

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