194 For my husband, I will kill myself
The so-called "smart one, confused for a while", this is also!
Speaking of which, this woman is usually a little arrogant, but how can she be so shrewd at this time? I really want Di Renjie more than Di Renjie!
The matter of women dressing up as men and molesting Taoist priests from good families is a stain that lingers in the life of a little Taoist priest and does not dare to touch. Naturally, he killed him, and he would never dare to let the person next to him know.
Helplessly, Xu Ruoxue's eyes were like swords, and the sword pointed to her heart. Under such a forced gaze, the little Taoist priest who felt so weak did not dare to lie. Seeing that the murderous aura in Xu Nuxia's eyes was getting stronger and stronger, the little Taoist priest was in a hurry, and swore to the sky: "Ruoxue, I swear to Sanqing Daozun, in this life and this life, this is the first time to help a woman put on makeup." ”
The people of the time swore very seriously, Xu Ruoxue naturally believed it, but the suspicion in her eyes still did not subside.
The little Taoist priest sighed: "If you ask where you learned this skill, it is natural that someone taught it or a man. There's a secret involved, and I won't say it. Ruoxue, don't ask again. ”
Speaking of the latter, his tone was very resentful, obviously being forced to swear, which had annoyed him a lot.
Seeing this, Xu Ruoxue didn't dare to ask again, so she had to withdraw the Blood Sea Sword, and naturally the look on her face was not much better.
During this time, the two have been blending oil in honey, and this time there have been some disagreements for life.
The little Taoist priest felt uncomfortable in his heart and sighed secretly: "A tiger is a tiger, even if she has been a cat for a while, but after all, there is still a tiger in her heart." Hey, but I got carried away. Will a woman who dares to say those four rules be easy to mess with? ”
Xu Ruoxue was even more unbearable, she was angry for a while, she wanted to pat the horse away, and for a while she felt ashamed, she only felt that she had gone too far. Which of the virtuous and virtuous women in the world will put a sword on her husband's neck, and which one will force her husband to swear to the sky?
was silent like this until noon the next day, when the little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue couldn't help but say at the same time: "That,"
The two laughed.
The little Taoist priest said, "Ruoxue, you can speak first." ”
Xu Ruoxue said: "Husband, you are the head of the family, please speak." ”
The little Taoist priest no longer pushed: "Strange, why haven't Wu Qibu and Wu Li come back?" ”
Xu Ruoxue frowned: "Yes!" When his wife encountered that kind of thing, no matter how convinced Wu Qibu was of that liar, he had to take Wu Li away first, right? Is it ......?"
Could it be that the words after that, because they were too unbelievable, Xu Ruoxue didn't dare to say it, and the little Taoist priest didn't want to ask.
The little Taoist priest got up, paced around the house twice, and finally made up his mind: "Ruoxue, since you know that person is hateful, you can't let him go anymore." You and I will go to Lijia Village and act at the opportunity to eradicate this bane. ”
Xu Ruoxue hesitated: "But there are countless foolish people who are willing to go to the soup for that liar." It's a dangerous trip! ”
The little Taoist priest sighed: "I also have a headache about this. Those fools have been brainwashed and seem to have been reduced to puppets. As long as the liar is instigated by the slightest incitement, they will definitely dare to kill people and set fires. But I thought about it for a long time, no matter how difficult things are, they have to be done. If everyone turns a blind eye, the scourge will only accumulate and the harm will eventually increase! ”
"Therefore, if I turn a blind eye, I will be troubled! In this way, you and I will go with makeup and be careful. If something can be done, if it is really impossible, hey, it is considered to be exhausted. ”
Xu Ruoxue nodded.
So Xu Ruoxue pretended to be a village girl, and the little Taoist priest pretended to be a village husband. After putting on makeup, the two looked at each other and smiled, and some resentment towards each other in their hearts disappeared.
I rented an ox cart and arrived at Lijia Village when it was dark.
After getting out of the car, the little Taoist priest was dumbfounded.
This Lijia Village has not only become a Great Dao Temple, but looking at this situation, a big Dharma meeting is being prepared in this Great Dao Temple.
Xu Ruoxue asked someone, and the person said with great interest: "You don't know this?" Outsiders right. Li Shenxian of Lijia Village will do a big Dharma meeting every year on July 15th. People from dozens of townships in the four nearby counties will come here. That's called a hilarious. ”
The little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue looked at each other and smiled bitterly, their luck was really good.
The so-called crowd of firewood and flame is high, but in more than a day, a huge shrine platform was erected in the village, and the worship on the platform was still very prosperous. The little Taoist priest looked at it and was decent. This liar has some real skills.
Xu Ruoxue used the silver, entered the small courtyard of a family, and was able to get close to the shrine to watch carefully.
After waiting for a long time, I heard the sound of the Dharma bell, and the gongs and drums were noisy in an instant, and the bells and drums rang in unison.
That liar coquettishly appeared, what a big momentum!
Before and after, there were more than 20 people, all dressed in Taoist robes, surrounding him in the center. Among them is Wu Qibu, seeing his excited expression, you know that he is extremely honored.
After standing still, the liar raised the dust in his hand, stood on his chest with his left palm, and said: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." ”
With just this sentence, I listened to the countless voices around me "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", and saw that there were countless people kneeling and worshipping all around. Many people actually bow three times and bow nine times!
And Li Liar was on stage, and he actually accepted it calmly.
The Festival Begins!
Today is July 15. July 15 is the Taoist Midyear Festival, and it is advisable to repent of sins and die. Those who have sinned in the year can ask for forgiveness from the heavens, the earth, and the people through this kind of puja on the day of the Midyear Festival. This is confession. July 15 is the most yin time of the year, this day is the Christmas of the underground palace, and the underground palace is in charge of the gate of the underworld. The cave of Hades is opened, and the deceased ancestors can return home for reunion. So it's also Halloween.
This puja is to confess sins first and die again.
Countless villagers in the audience thought that they had been guided, and although there were many people, they were not chaotic at all. All of them looked respectful and saluted the gods. Each one repents of his own body to wash away his sins.
The whole ceremony was solemn, and the little Taoist priest was infected by it, and he even had the urge to kneel and repent!
This liar can win the convincing of countless villagers in dozens of villages in four counties, and he really has some Taoism!
After the confession ceremony, rest for half an hour.
When the six Taoist priests carefully held the statues of six children in front of the altar, the little Taoist priest's eyes were condensed!
These six statues of children must be the refuge of the little ghosts.
Good guys, one is six. It's true, Li Lingzhi is faint and seeks his own death!
The Death Festival begins.
At this moment, the little Taoist priest naturally understands that tonight's festival, the previous confession is just to cover people's eyes and ears, and by the way, to create a "fairy image", its real purpose is to use this huge festival to worship the little ghost he raised on this day of the year, so as to enhance the spiritual power of the little ghost!
Sure enough, what a deep calculation, such a big stroke!
It's just that if a man raises a tiger, the tiger has wanted to devour the Lord. At this time, he also put wings on the tiger, which is clearly that the birthday boy hanged himself and lived impatiently.
The ceremony continues!
The more he went to the back, the stronger the ominous premonition in the little Taoist priest's heart. In his Dharma eyes, there were five statues that did not move at all, except for the one in the middle, and the yin qi on its top increased extremely rapidly.
Thinking of the little ghost who attacked Xu Ruoxue the night before, the little Taoist priest figured out the key. The imp must have been seriously injured at that time, and he was already sane, so he simply killed the other five imps before tonight's puja. In this way, all the offerings in the whole festival will be exclusive to him.
The puja for nearly 1,000 people is at the height of yin energy, how powerful is this kind of offering! is occupied by a ghost by him, and when he recovers from his injuries, his ghost skills will inevitably increase greatly!
Sure enough, the yin energy emitted by the statue was as thin as smoke at the beginning, gradually black as ink, and then condensed like substance, and in the end, the yin qi turned into the appearance of a child, like an invisible carving knife in the void, which was being carved carefully.
When the outline of the child condensed by the yin qi was fully revealed, and the limbs were like the same, the little Taoist priest could no longer sit still.
After this little ghost is completed, he will be the first to attack his master. But after killing Li Banxian and breaking free from the cage that bound it. With its brutality, it will definitely go on a killing spree. Li Banxian is not a pity to die, but other villagers are innocent!
As soon as he thought of this, the little Taoist priest smiled bitterly and said, "Madam, you must remember that you must not be impulsive for a while. If you are really forced to do so, you can only hurt people, and you must not kill people. Remember. ”
Xu Ruoxue said suspiciously: "Husband, what are you going to do?" ”
The little Taoist priest sighed: "Your husband and I want to kill myself." ”
After speaking, he raised his breath and shouted, "Li Banxian, don't stop this festival quickly." The imp you raised has turned into a powerful ghost and killed five other imps. Now I am using the power of the puja to greatly increase my cultivation. If you continue, you will not be able to restrain it, and you will be eaten by it! It doesn't matter if you kill yourself, but don't harm the villagers. ”
At this time, the entire Lijia Village was silent, so the shout of the little Taoist priest shocked the four people.
There was silence all around, and then, there was a big uproar!
Countless villagers were shocked, screaming, and furious: "Who is this? Dare to disturb this fairy event. ”
"Get rid of that nonsense."
"Surround it, don't let this bastard thing get away."
"Let's go together, kill him, kill him!"
Shouting and shouting, hundreds of foolish people stood up in unison and rushed to this side, and there was chaos in the field for a while.
Xu Ruoxue cried bitterly in her heart: "I'll go, husband, you are really killing yourself!" How dare this hornet's nest poke? There are people everywhere, where are you going? ”
There was no time to complain, Xu Ruoxue hurriedly closed the courtyard door, holding a sword in her hand.
Seeing that the situation was critical, the little Taoist priest shouted: "Li Banxian, you are also a person who has a bit of Taoism, what I said is true or false, you know it." Do you really want to be obsessed and cut off your own way of life? ”
When he said this, everyone looked at Li Banxian in unison, and even the person who was running over couldn't help but stop.
Under the torch, Li Banxian's body kept trembling.
Such a large puja was extremely exhausting, and he had been so engrossed in it that he had not had time to think about it, even though he vaguely felt that it was wrong. But at this time, he felt it intently, how could he not know, something was wrong.
Five of the six imps who used to have the same heart and mind with him as the arm have severed their connection, and one of them ignored his call!
The consequences of the little ghost's backlash, he naturally knew that there was a mental stop at the moment. But looking at the countless pairs below, he gradually took on a bit of suspicion, and he didn't dare to make this decision.
It took me a lifetime of hard work to achieve the reputation of this "immortal", and I have obtained endless benefits from it, if the festival is suspended at this time, then wouldn't it be clear to tell everyone that he is not an immortal, he just used evil magic and raised six evil people?
As soon as the coat of the gods is torn off, not to mention the previous achievements, it will be difficult to protect their lives!
As soon as he thought of this, Li Banxian gritted his teeth, pointed with his hand, and shouted: "This person bewitches the people, messes with my puja, spoils everyone's merits, shocks everyone's ancestors, and his sin is the greatest and unforgivable!" ”
As soon as he said this, countless people roared, and hundreds of men were red-eyed, and they killed the little Taoist priest and Xu Ruoxue like a tide!
For a while, the situation is out of control and dangerous!