☆ Chapter 1 The sad Internet addict teenager

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"Spicy chicken Ibaraki! Eat a broom head from this Daoye! On the edge of the steep cliff of Kunlun Mountain, China's first immortal mountain with an average altitude of 5,500-6,000 meters, sat a fifteen-year-old Taoist priest wearing a gray Taoist robe and a white sheet behind him, his name was Xiao Xia.

At this moment, he is holding a Samsung note7 in his hand and stroking the onmyoji mobile game, yelling from time to time "spicy chicken Ibaraki", "spitting waste wine swallowing" and other words, take a closer look, it turns out that it is a fighting skill mode.

"Spicy Chicken SSR, Master Ben Dao swept you to death with a broom!" Xiao Xia saw that the other party was swept away by his N-card critical hit "Broom God" with Kagura's "Psychic Wind", and after killing the other party in two rounds directly, he couldn't help grinning.

It's very heartless.

"Haha, 2386 points!" Xiao Xia looked at the "seventh section with points" on the mobile phone display screen, which had reached 2386 points that were about to reach the eighth stage, and immediately laughed, and after calming down a little, he smiled and said, "One more game, this Dao Master is about to go to the eighth stage!" Hahaha"

On the 6,000-meter-tall Kunlun Mountain, his laughter seemed so magical, like the wail of a crow being a chrysanthemum.........

"Boom!"

Maybe even God can't get used to it, boom, a huge white lightning slashed across the sky, splitting the sky and Xiao Xia "splitting".........

"Holy! ........." This is just two words that Xiao Xia left behind at the last moment of his life, and he tried his best to breastfeed, which can also be said to be ......his last words.

In the end, when the people from the division came to him to go back for dinner, they only found a gray robe that had been scorched on the edge of the cliff, exuding a fragrant smell of barbecue that made people drool and had been burned to ashes, as well as a Samsung note7 that was classified as flammable and explosive, and a terrifying Samsung note.......

After the inspection of the division, it was found that the only Internet addict teenager in the division died under the thunder and lightning bombardment caused by playing with his mobile phone at a high altitude.

At the same time, after this incident, a door rule was added to the division, "Do not play with mobile phones outside the division, take Samsung with you inside the division, and those who violate the door rules will tie Samsung to their bodies, drag them out of the mountain gate, and let them perish!" ”

I have to say that after Xiao Xia's incident, there are fewer and fewer people with mobile phones in the division, and even if they do, they are not Samsung.....

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"Ahh Oh~, uh-huh~ it hurts! Pain! Yes! Pain~"

"Xiao Shanjun, you said our child is not sick, right?" A beautiful young woman with blue hair and a kimono frowned, looking at the words that the five-year-old child on the ornately decorated bed was whispering there when he had a fever, and couldn't help but look at the middle-aged man who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with a blue robe next to her, and asked softly with a slightly ruddy face.

"Xue Lizi, Xiao Xia is a descendant of me, a C-level onmyoji, how can she be sick?" The middle-aged man named Xiao Shan Ishikawa stood up, as if he didn't look at his wife's ruddy face, and frowned and said seriously.

"But, but ......." Xue Lizi wanted to speak and stopped, she especially wanted to say, if she was not sick, why would her child say such things in her dreams, which made the family so ashamed....

But she didn't dare, she knew her husband's character, he couldn't allow others to question him, and as soon as he questioned him, he would be anxious with that person.

"That's it!" Xiao Shan Ishikawa snorted lightly, then stood up, looked at his wife's pretty face and said, "No, but when Xiao Xia's child wakes up, ask him to come to me, and say that I will wait for him in the study." ”

After speaking, Xiao Shan Ishikawa walked out of the room without looking back.

"Alas!" Xue Lizi watched her husband walk out of the room, but she could only sigh, picked up the towel on Xiao Xia's forehead, dipped it in water, and changed it for Xiao Xia, and then walked out of the room.

The room was silent, except for the child with the same name as Xiao Xia, who was lying on the bed and was struck by lightning in front of him, was sleeping and whispering, and the content sounded unsightly.

"Oh ~ it hurts, hmm~ ahhhh It hurts~" It sounds similar to that article, but Xiao Xia is really in pain in his heart.

In a pitch-black space, there was not a single ray of light, as if it was like eighteen layers of hell that would never see the light of day.

"Made, it hurts Ben Dao Ye to death! Ahhh Xiao Xia was in this dark space, he rolled on the ground with his head in his hands, he felt as if his head was about to explode, the severe pain made him can't help but snort, his mind was a mess, except that he only knew that he was not dead, he couldn't remember anything, but the pain in his mind made him want to die immediately.

As the saying goes, it's better to die a happy death than to live and suffer!

And Xiao Xia is this kind of psychology at the moment.

Suddenly!

"Huh!" A classical book emitting a golden aura rushed out of Tian's mind, and the divine golden light shone in the air, lighting up the entire space, making the space no longer dark, even Xiao Xia, who was rolling on the ground, stopped, lay on the ground, knocked his head in confusion, and muttered: "Huh? It doesn't hurt anymore! ”

"Hahaha, it really doesn't hurt anymore!" Xiao Xia punched his head again, although there was a big bag on his head, but there was no pain, so he couldn't help but laugh again, and suddenly yelled vigorously: "Spicy chicken!" Spicy Chicken! ”

"Huh? What is it? After a period of madness, Xiao Xia finally noticed the classical book that emitted divine golden light in the air, and couldn't help but answer himself curiously and surprised.

Taking a closer look, Xiao Xia was immediately stunned, rubbed his eyes, and made sure that he was really right, before swallowing his saliva and muttering, "This TM is really a "talisman taboo record"! ”

"I'm going, it's terrible, it's terrible, the legend is actually true." Xiao Xia looked like a pig, and his thoughts returned to the hall on the night before he was killed by lightning.

"Void Master, you must take care of it, this is the foundation that our Kunlun Sect has been able to maintain in the cultivation world for thousands of years!" That night, Elder Taishang solemnly explained to the new head who was about to sit in the position of head of the sect.

"I must abide by your instructions from Elder Taishang, take good care of this 'talisman taboo book', and never let it fall into the hands of other evil sects. The new head replied respectfully, his tone full of confidence.

"That's great!" Elder Taishang didn't say anything, replied with a smile, and disappeared above the main hall.

"Hmmm! Elder Taishang believed in me so much, I must not let him down. Nodding, the new head glanced at the main hall, and finally fixed his eyes on the huge statue of Sanqing, looked up at the jade crown on the head of the statue of Sanqing, and said with a light smile, "Just put it here, no one should find it!" ”

As he spoke, he threw this "Fu Gong Taboo Record" in his hand, threw it in the jade crown that was more than thirty meters high, and finally walked out of the hall without looking back with confidence.

After he left, a small head melon emerged from the main hall, so.... So the "Taboo Book of Talismans" was stolen that night......

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