Chapter 197: I'm not afraid of being lame
Fang Bai didn't explain to Abu why it was called Tang Seng Meat, because this also involved a book called "Journey to the West".
The two classes in the afternoon were both square white.
The moment Fang Bai walked into the classroom, the whole classroom was silent in an instant, and all the little radish heads looked nervously at the big devil who walked in, and the big devil said, "The exam results will be issued in the afternoon."
Fang Bai was holding a stack of test papers in his hand, with a smile on his face, looking at the group of small radish heads sitting very upright, Fang Bai smiled slightly, "It seems that everyone is ready!"
Everyone was silent, to put it simply, everyone was very nervous, well, Ao Xiaoxiao was not very nervous, because she already knew that she had passed.
"First place, Xia Lily, ninety-three points. ”
Fang Bai didn't say much, and directly read out the name and score of the first test paper.
"Bang Bang!"
The classroom resounded with applause that I didn't know whether to be envious or jealous or hateful.
Xia Lily slowly walked up under the gaze of all her classmates.
"Second place, Chen Yue, ninety-one points. ”
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"Fifth place, Ye Shen, eighty-four points. ”
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"Twentieth, Virgil, sixty points. ”
Virgie, who was originally looking at others with envy, looked at the big devil on the podium incredulously.
"What are you doing in a daze, do you still want to take the test paper?" Fang Bai frowned.
Virgie, who thought that he could not pass, hurriedly rushed to the big devil, took away his test paper, and looked at the sixty points on it...... Vicky's little heart couldn't help but beat several times, you must know that he only scored twelve points for the first few big questions...... Is this still passable?
"As for the other students who didn't read their names, they didn't pass. Fang Bai shrugged his shoulders, and the little radish head that hadn't read his name instantly felt cold.
"I didn't read it...... It is...... Didn't pass?" Abu muttered in disbelief with his eyes widening, "also... That is, I didn't pass?"
"According to what the teacher said at the beginning, the students who fail will be lame...... Well, that is, the students who didn't read their names, stay after school. Fang Bai took out his ruler appropriately, and then gently placed it on the podium.
Seeing the ruler in the big devil's hand, the faces of the little radish heads who didn't get their names were like ashes, and at the same time, they were a little desperate, that is, Ye Shen, who had taken the fifth place in the exam, according to the agreement with the big devil, he was going to be lame on two legs......
"Today, the teacher is going to tell you a very long story, and the name of this story is called "Journey to the West". ”
The current second class of the year has developed a relatively good habit, that is, after the formal class, basically everyone will listen to the class with great energy.
Fang Bai thought about it, he still had to adapt Journey to the West, roughly change the background and characters, and then copy the plot.
Mr. Wu Chengen's "Journey to the West" itself is a history of resistance, exposing the dark direction of society, and the 83 version of Journey to the West that we are familiar with today has also been adapted, magnifying the quality of the four masters and apprentices who learned from the scriptures, and showing the beautiful side inside.
"Journey to the West" can be called one of the four famous novels in my country, because this book can see different meanings from different angles, but as the so-called thousand readers and a thousand Hamlets, it is best to understand the book by yourself.
Why do you say Journey to the West, because Fang Bai's favorite thing to watch when he was a child was "Journey to the West" played by Teacher Liu Xiaolingtong, putting everything aside, Sun Wukong should be regarded as the eternal heroic dream in every child's heart.
Dare to fight, dare to fight, dare to resist, dare to say no to everything.
"The number of heaven and earth is one hundred and twenty-nine thousand six hundred years. Divide one yuan into twelve associations, Naizi, Chou, and Yin...... Twelve branches, each of which will be 1800 years old...... Therefore, it is said that life is born in Yin. ”
Fang Bai didn't read the poem at the beginning of "Journey to the West", because the origin of this world was still being debated, and Fang Bai didn't want to get involved in some bizarre religious cases.
But the latter paragraph about the age of a few years is still quite pretending to be forced.
After roughly pretending to be forced, Fang Bai didn't continue to say this, because he actually couldn't remember too much, and jumped directly to the birth of the Monkey King.
"There is a country overseas, called Aolai, near the sea, there is a mountain in the sea, called Huaguo Mountain. ”
"What is the sea?" Fang Bai had just finished speaking, and he was directly interrupted.
"The sea, it's a thousand times bigger than the Luoshui River, it's the water drop lake we went to last time, after magnifying it countless times, anyway, what you can't see at a glance is the sea!" Fang Bai thought for a while and explained, this can't be explained, only after seeing it with your own eyes, you can know what the sea looks like.
"Oh......"
The little radish heads nodded thoughtfully, anyway, it was to magnify a lake many, many times, and it sounded like that.
"That mountain is on the top, there is a fairy stone ......" Fang Bai thought about it, or directly omitted the description of the heavenly court, Journey to the West changed it, and it could be written as the four Tang monks and apprentices saved the world......
When he heard that the Monkey King was born, the little radish heads below widened their eyes and listened quietly to the big devil.
Next is the part of Sun Wukong as the protagonist in "Journey to the West", occupying Huaguo Mountain, developing the Water Curtain Cave, and becoming the Monkey King in "Huaguo Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave Cave".
This pretending plot directly evokes the dream of the boss in the heart of every little radish head, boss, boss, I want to be the boss......
Then Fang Bai also omitted the section of the underworld, to put it simply, this paragraph is not easy to say, I don't know if there are gods in this world, and it was directly changed to only by learning to cultivate, can we avoid life and death, and only by becoming a strong man on the throne can we get away with the world.
So after the Monkey King learned that this world could be cultivated, he directly said goodbye to the monkeys, traveled to the cape, traveled to the end of the world, met the woodcutter, and got the guidance to go to the "Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, the three-star cave of the oblique moon." ”
The saint-level powerhouse on the throne has to be given the name 'Monkey King'!
After thinking about it, Fang Bai still classified Bodhi Ancestor into a new level, which was convenient for the development of the plot, but what he didn't know was that his actions had caused him some trouble......
"Seventy-two martial arts!"
"A somersault can go thousands of miles!"
"Saint-level powerhouse Bodhi Ancestor!"
Fresh words, sounding like the name of the Super Gundam came out of the mouth of the big devil, shaking each little radish head and making them directly enter the bizarre magical world......
Fang Bai said this directly, and his mouth was a little thirsty.
"And then?"
"That's it, Lao Bai continued!"
"Say it fast, and then what?!"
Seeing that Fang Bai didn't speak, the little radish heads in the class hadn't made a sound, and there was a shout directly outside.
I saw that Nan Yan and the others were standing outside staring at Fang Bai intently, and I don't know when, they came out of the office and came to the door of the second class of the year to listen to Fang Bai's story.
"Then class is over!" Fang Bai said angrily.
", I'm hearing the excitement, what kind of class, continue to go!" Gong Nuo said with some dissatisfaction.
The others nodded in agreement.
"You don't want to get off work, I want it!" Fang Bai said helplessly.
"Don't, teacher, you can continue to talk about it!"
"Yes, yes, teacher, go ahead and talk a little bit!"
"Just a little bit of good, a little bit!"
The little radish heads below all looked at Fang Bai with some pleading, and even the bad students in the class looked at the big devil expectantly, they suddenly felt that the class time was so short......
"Class!" Fang Bai ignored these little radish heads, if he retreated this time, then there would definitely be a next time, Fang Bai didn't want to set a precedent for dragging the hall, "By the way, today's test paper will be signed by parents on the weekend." ”
"For two classes on Monday afternoon, there will be a parent-teacher conference, so be sure to inform your parents and rush to school when class is on Monday afternoon!"
Parent-Teacher Conference?
"Teacher, what is a parent-teacher conference?" asked Chen Yue with a raised hand.
"It's just to talk to your parents about your recent studies, about your learning problems and whatever, and how you've been doing in school recently, so be sure to have one of your parents. Fang Bai explained, the exams have appeared, so how can the parent meeting be wooden, Fang Bai wants to let these little radish heads taste the hardships and ...... they have suffered Beaten.
Seeing the ill-will on the face of the big devil, the little radish head below couldn't help but shudder, what did the big devil want to do?
Seeing that Fang Bai really didn't tell stories, a few teachers outside dispersed...... However, next time, they can be prepared to monitor Lao Bai all the time, as long as he tells a story, he will immediately move a stool to come over and listen.
"Okay, the other students can go home, those few students who didn't pass, and Ye Shen, please stay for a while, what are you doing...... You know!" Fang Bai gently picked up the ruler in his hand.
Abu and the others instantly looked at the big devil on the podium with bitter faces...... Of course they know what the big devil means.
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When Abu limped out of the academy gate with a limp in his trembling tow, he took a deep breath with the test paper in his hand.
Stuffed the test paper into his schoolbag and took out the bag of Tang monk meat from his pocket.
At this moment, only food can comfort his wounded heart.
took a bite of Tang Seng meat, as if he was gnawing on the big devil, Abu chewed the Tang Seng meat in his mouth fiercely, his mouth was full of spicy taste, but Abu ate more and more refreshingly, the more he chewed, the hotter his body became, and his whole body couldn't help but feel excited.
It's super cool, so cool that you can't breathe, this Tang monk meat is really worth the price of three heads, chewy, and the taste is super good, the whole body is hot when you eat it, and the spiritual power of the whole body is like beating chicken blood, and it spreads quickly.
When Abu woke up from his intoxication, a piece of Tang monk meat in his hand had been eaten unconsciously.
At this time, he finally understood why the big devil let him eat Tang monk's meat after school.
Because...... His lame leg turned out to be healed.