Chapter 988 [Violating the Laws of Physics and Becoming Captain America]
Fans will be very disappointed if Guo Xu can't become the Olympic flag bearer in the end, and his approval rating has set a record for public opinion.
As for Guo Xu's mixed-race identity, the flag bearer of the U.S. team at the 2008 Beijing Olympics was track and field athlete Lopez Ramon, who became an American citizen very late. He fled his home at the age of 6 due to the Sudanese civil war and spent 10 years in a refugee camp before being placed in the United States and known as the "Lost Sudanese Boy."
The Olympic captains also had a vote, and Guo Xu defeated the women's sabrester Zagunis by two votes.
Zagunis was born in 1985, four years younger than Guo Xu, she voted for Guo Xu as the flag bearer, because the two met and had an exchange with fencing in Los Angeles, and Guo Xu actually won her.
This incident was also exposed by the media in the news, and online fans couldn't believe it was true, this is Guo Xu's fourth sports show talent.
Because the training location is not far away, Guo Xu's schedule is relatively free, he does not do his job, and likes to go to the fencing team training hall to play.
He regarded free sparring for the fencing team as a kind of relaxation, and the archery team and taekwondo team did not restrict his freedom. This is the prerogative of the recognized boss in the sports world, he can do whatever he likes, and the universal rules are not suitable for him.
In the 2008 Olympic Games, Zagunis won the gold medal in the individual women's sabre, but at 168CM, she and Guo Xu were at a comprehensive disadvantage, even if Guo Xu didn't use her strength to suppress people, she couldn't win.
Guo Xu's speed is too fast, and the two are not at the same level. If Zagunis's sword is fast enough to be friends with Xiao Li's flying knife, Guo Xu's sword is fast enough to be able to sneak attack the Saiyan who came to the earth twice, breaking his tail and breaking his armor.
Guo Xu and the two seeded players of the men's epee team also practiced against each other, and although they lost most of the time, they also won twice, which made the fencing team's jaws drop.
The gap between professional and amateur players should be huge, but Guo Xu won against someone who won the championship in the United States, which is simply a violation of the laws of physics in the eyes of everyone in the fencing team.
Heath Kelsey, who competes in the men's epee event, said: "I can't believe that anyone can practice to this extent, and if Jason had started playing epee at a young age, there would have been no suspense about the Olympic gold medal at all, he had an amazing momentum, he was very versatile, he just lacked major experience. ”
The news of Guo Xu's omnipotence spread quickly, and the captains of other projects were also convinced, they were not as versatile as Guo Xu, so they voted for him.
Because of Guo Xu, the attention of the two events of archery and taekwondo has reached a historical peak, and it has become a popular project that not many people like.
The TV station began broadcasting advertisements a week in advance with detailed schedules for the two competitions, and fans were ready to watch Guo Xu's performance in front of the TV set at that time.
Regardless of what he ends up with, it's a lot of fun just to compete. Tomorrow, the company will arrange for directors and photographers to go to London to follow Guo Xu, preparing to make a complete documentary about his Olympic journey, and then sell CDs to make money.
At the end of July, the U.S. team went to London, and Guo Xu's nickname changed from "The Flash" to "Captain America"!
Guo Xu stayed in a luxury hotel with Alexandra Daddario and Megan Fox, and he didn't live in the Olympic Village.
The Basketball Dream 10 team did not stay in the Olympic Village during the Olympic Games, but rented an entire hotel outside the Olympic Village. Guo Xu is very familiar with Jerry Colangelo, president of the United States Basketball Association, and after saying hello, he moved in with his girlfriend.
Commenting on the selection of the U.S. team, Argentina captain Scola said: "The members of the Dream Team are all celebrities, and I would love to be one of the many athletes in the Olympic Village. I understand that the Dream Team can't stay in the Olympic Village, but if you miss out on that experience, you won't be able to experience the Games. In the Olympic Village, no matter what you do, you can always feel the laughter and crying of the athletes in all sports. ”
In Guo Xu's previous life, the London Olympics were so happy that they were promiscuous, and there was a statistic that the Olympic Village used up 150,000 condoms in 5 days, setting a record for Olympic promiscuity.
On the basis of this filthy and filthy erosion, the Olympics could simply have another competition. If Guo Xu stays in the Olympic Village, his documentary may become an A-movie.
The main player of the U.S. women's soccer team, who later won the championship for the national team, said in an interview: "I saw people having sex in public in the Olympic Village, and on the lawn between the two buildings, people were naked and covered in dirt. ”
Don't look at these athletes are here to compete for the gold medal, it sounds like a very high national honor, in fact, most of the top athletes drop out of primary school, and high school students like Kobe Bryant are considered highly educated stars.
Guo Xu has a deep impression of the London Olympics, and it is impossible for him to join in this kind of excitement. It doesn't matter if he loses light in the time loop, but he's afraid of getting sick out of the loop. And he entered the Olympic Village to be hunted by those generally ugly, muscular female athletes, and he didn't want to be the target of indecent assault.
At the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, Guo Xu led the team as the flag bearer of the United States and made a big splash, and was the athlete with the most close-ups in the live broadcast. And there are a lot of slots in the opening ceremony in London, and there are too many people to come.
When the British flag is raised, all the children who sing are wearing pajamas, which is to tell the world, wash and sleep, right?
The Queen of England made a stunning appearance in her "skydive". Accompanied by Daniel Craig, the sixth James Bond actor in the 007 film series, the "Queen" jumps from a helicopter and arrives at the London Bowl with the oldest Bond girl in history.
There was also a giant Voldemort on the scene, defeated by a group of girls with umbrellas, after the author J.K. Rowling had just finished reading a fairy tale.
Beckham acted as the mascot of the Olympics, stiffened his face on the river and blew the wind for two hours before leaving, and the British Empire was literally going to play him to death.
The biggest highlight of the opening ceremony was Mr. Bean's appearance in the London Symphony Orchestra, and the wonderful silent performance caused the audience around the world to burst into laughter.
Mr. Bean, who tossed around blindly during the performance, also fell asleep, and the camera cut to the movie scene, recreating the opening scene of "Chariots of Fire", Mr. Bean randomly joined the running, and later rushed to the crowd in front of the runners in a funny way in the car, ruining the classic.
When he woke up, Bean was still pressing the keys, but found that the performance had ended, and the audience resounded with the sound of his own keys, and the conductor was looking at him blankly, and Mr. Bean showed his unique expression, and then ended the performance with a series of finishing plays.
After the opening ceremony, Guo Xu was interviewed by reporters.
The reporter asked: "I heard that you have worked very hard in the preparation of the national team and have been highly praised in the two events you participated in, do you have the confidence to hit the medals in this Olympic Games?" ”
"I didn't know until later because I didn't have experience in these two events and it was my first time competing in a tournament. The mentality and environment of the athlete will affect the final result, so hopefully I will have good luck. I'm half English and this is my home turf and I've heard a lot of people are ready to support me. ”
Holding the Olympics in London is a big advantage for Guo Xu, who has attracted a large number of fans three times to the United Kingdom, where many people regard Guo Xu as their own, and his popularity is higher than that of his cousin Jason Statham.
The reporter asked: "How do you feel about becoming the Olympic flag bearer of the U.S. team?" ”
"I'm very happy, it's a great honour, I'll never forget it, and I'm going to show everybody the Olympic spirit."