Li Yi pointed to the table, "You go and hide underneath, don't scare people." ”

Under Li Yi's obscenity, the rat obediently got under a table, which was wrapped in a tablecloth. As long as you don't open it, you can't see the bottom one.

"Don't make a noise, or hehehehe."

Rat Orm looked at Li Yi's malicious gaze and nodded hurriedly.

With a "spray", the door was violently thrown open.

A big fat man who was visually more than 300 pounds squeezed through the door and got in.

The mouse hidden under the table was also curious about who was looking for Li Yi, so he calmed down and used his talent to look outside.

A huge flower pot that greeted the eyes of the mouse orm, no, it was a chubby chick in an embroidered flower dress squeezed in through the narrow door.

Obviously beautiful clothes, wearing on her are really flowers inserted in cow dung. The clothes are flowers, and she is cow dung. It is embroidered with beautiful flowers against the backdrop of this woman, which is particularly attractive. It's just that the rat ORM can't look at it directly.

"Hmm."

Thinking of Li Yi's ill-intentioned gaze just now, the rat orm forcibly resisted vomiting, stopped using his talent to look at the scenery outside, and covered his ears by the way.

"Hey, are you the husband my dad found for me?"

Li Yi was also dumbfounded.

This is a human, it's a mountain of meat, especially the fat oily face is smeared with layers of rouge powder, and there is a golden phoenix fork stuck in his head. It's disgusting to watch.

The two elephant legs were short and thick, and Li Yi was worried about the floor under his feet when he took a step. I'm so scared that she'll kick a hole in the wooden floor.

The woman was still holding her nose in one hand, and she was holding natural melon seeds in the other hand, and the boogers were eaten in her mouth.

This made Li Yi finally understand why the village chief's daughter was twenty-five years old and still had no husband.

Li Yi looked at the fat woman's body and remembered the joke he had heard in prison, which said that the daughter of the village chief contacted and killed three husbands on their wedding night.

The first one is to sit down and die when the woman is on the top of the man; the second is directly clamped with **; The third one really didn't dare to have sex with the village chief's daughter, and was crushed to death by the village chief's daughter who slept at night.

I used to think it was a joke, but now Li Yi doesn't think so.

“Stop。”

Li Yi looked at this fat building, really endured the nausea, didn't even want to speak Chinese, and said loudly in English.

"Ah, dead fat woman? You dare to scold me. I'm the village chief's daughter, and my name is Li Xiuying. ”

After speaking, the fat woman's greasy big hand grabbed Li Yi directly.

Li Yi took out the Grimm's fairy tale machine gun that had just been placed on the table to threaten the rat orm, and swept at the fat pig.

"Wow, wow, wow. If you dare to hit me, it looks like I'm going to have to reinvigorate my wife, and I hope I don't want to be like my first three waste husbands. ”

It seems that the legend is true.

After the fat woman Li Xiuying was hit by a bullet, the bullets were all squeezed by the bloated fat meat, and then squeezed out again.

Li Liyi really suspected that it was the brain-dead who named this woman Xiuying. Is it because he is neither showy, nor as handsome as a tomboy like a man? The fact is that the scholar who gave the village chief's daughter a name after giving her a name again, hanged himself at night.

Li Yi finally knew why the village chief brought the woman to him, because his daughter was stronger than him.

After hearing the gunshots, the red ants guarding Li Yi's door were about to rush in.

I saw Li Xiuying's two fat big hands shake hard, and directly collapsed a whole wall, crushing all the red ants that were about to impact into the wall.

"Obey me, husband. You're the most handsome man I've ever met, more handsome than my father was when he was younger. ”

Li Xiuying took out a handkerchief from her body and said in a half-coquettish tone.

Li Yi couldn't help it, and directly leaned on the table and vomited.

The rat under the table suffered from it, and it was closest to Li Yi's vomit.

At this moment, he couldn't help it, along with the mouse orm, and spit out all the goubuli buns that he had eaten in the morning and hadn't digested them.

"It's disgusting, I can't help it, you just kill me, I have to vomit as soon as possible."

Rat Orm burrowed out from under the table.

"Wow, big rat."

The sudden appearance of the mouse orm startled Li Xiuying all of a sudden.

"I really want to eat rat meat, the rat my father caught last time was delicious."

Lee so-young is not afraid of rats like ordinary women, she is not afraid at all, but is very interested in rats.

Li Xiuying's eyes lit up, "Such a big mouse is enough for me to eat for a few days." ”

"Don't, don't."

The rat orm, who was already timid, turned around and ran when he heard that he was going to be eaten.

"Don't run."

Li Xiuying looked at the mouse that was about to run and chased after her directly, and in her excitement, every time she took a step, a hole appeared in the floor of the ground.

"Damn, she just came in and still has the strength."

Li Xiuying chased out of Li Yi's room, only to see that she was already surrounded by red ant soldiers.

"Good job, daughter. It's not in vain that I love you so much. Hahaha. ”

Only the village chief threw out the corpses of the two red ant soldiers who were in charge of monitoring him.

"Father, what's going on? Something happened. ”

Li Xiuying was a little confused.

"Daughter, you have always been deep and simple, and you don't know that our village is occupied by them."

The village chief pointed to Li Yi.

"Don't point your finger at me."

A bullet hit the village chief's outstretched finger. Severed the village chief's finger.

"Ahhh Who is it, the secret arrow hurts people. ”

The village chief endured the pain and looked around to see who was hiding in the shadows.

The sniper is like a poisonous tongue that kills with one hit, and if you want to see the sniper's location, you have to wait for him to attack before you have a chance to see it.

"Father, damn it. I'm going to tear you apart. ”

Li Xiuying shouted, and a heavy sonic attack caused the red ant soldiers to stagger.

"Put on the helmet and activate the fully enclosed seamless mode."

Seamless mode means that the Red Ant's combat suit is completely connected, so the outside world cannot affect the Red Ant wearing the combat suit, and the Red Ant Soldier can only be contacted through unlimited devices.

"Shoot."

The dense firepower was like tongues of fire, instantly annihilating the clown-like village chief.

But after the death of the village chief, the belt of the armor bucket appeared under the ashes of the corpse.

And the bullet hit Li Xiuying's body, but it just caused scars.

"You dare to kill my father, I want you to die."

Li Xiuying went crazy, and his two fists directly smashed the two red ant soldiers who used Aegis to block him.

"It turned out that the belt was on the village chief, and I said I couldn't find it. It's time to settle this farce, transform. ”

Li Yi grabbed his belt and transformed into a fighter.

"To be honest, killing you really dirty my hands."

Li Yi said in an unhappy tone.

(End of chapter)