Chapter 13: Strange Becomes a Teammate

I frowned impatiently, rubbed my wrists, soothed the resentment accumulated from being bitten by the phoenix, and squatted in the corner with white eyes and sobbed in the strange combination.

"I said you two, can you change your expressions, don't make it look like a good daughter-in-law who has been oxxed by a group of big men, and make people upset."

"That's it, Xiao Yi is right."

Phoenix nodded her head and echoed my words.

Seeing my fierce and vicious appearance, the wonderful duo finally stopped sobbing, and still looked at me with an aggrieved face, the resentful look was almost like the innocent girl who had been robbed of her blood and looked at Chen Shimei, who was desperate.

"Do you really want me to take you?"

I hate this kind of aggrieved expression, especially the gunman man next to Little Lori, who looks good and dresses up very coolly, so he can eat with his face, so why do you have to be an adventurer in the dungeon.

I've seen adventurers who fight five scum.,I've never seen a person who dares to follow Lori to learn grievances and sell cute.,Especially this kind of strange thing that can be 'cute' to the point that people abandon ghosts.。

"First of all, put away your shameful selling cuteness! Oh. I'm talking about Loki, not you, Lily, you can continue to sell cute. ”

I just wanted to put on a kind and kind uncle's appearance, and my back was a pain in my heart, and I could deeply feel that there was a pair of fair-skinned and immature but powerful little hands, which were winding up on my back waist at this time, and the pain made me want to jump to my feet.

Phoenix, this Nizi is designated to be jealous.

Turning his head, he smiled softly at the phoenix: "What, today, hard work, go out in a while, for you, buy, favorite, clothes." ”

This sentence was almost said through gritted teeth.

"Hmm~" The phoenix retracted her arm coquettishly, hugged my arm and smiled at me cutely.

It didn't hurt anymore, but I almost didn't cry at the thought of my wallet being looted again.

Distressed..

I turned my head and continued to cross-examine.

"Which family are you from?"

"We. There is no family. ”

The gunman glanced at the little Lori, spread his hands, and made an innocent gesture to me, and then pointed to the little Lori who was still trying to sell cuteness and said to me: "I don't have a family, Lily used to have a family, and she was later removed." ”

I glanced at Lily and couldn't figure out why this little Lori was removed.

Generally speaking, there are three ways to expel a family member, one is through the decision of the family elders, the second is to bring great losses to the family and seriously damage the family's reputation, and the third is to be so vicious as to wantonly kill family members.

These are all told to me by a former companion, she is a big-breasted girl, it is said that she is the successor of an unknown family, she has a violent temperament, but she is so good to me, she has wanted to suffocate me to death under her [breasts] more than once, but fortunately, her teammates acted in time, and forcibly saved me from being beaten by her until her nose and face were swollen for three days and could not see anyone, so as to save my life.

Otherwise, I'll be the first adventurer to be suffocated by giant breasts.

However, when I saw the pair of waves where the phoenix was clinging to my arm, the suffocating feeling of being suffocated by the huge [breasts] hit me again.

Phoenix's chest is bigger than that girl's.

Let it be.

I sighed helplessly.

At least the giant [breasts] died under the mountain, and it was also romantic to be a ghost.

Looking at Lily's pitiful and lost little eyes, I didn't ask too much about the family, anyway, she has been removed from the family and has become a commoner like us, so why bother with these past events?

Anyway, I'm not a man who will haunt last night's sleep.

"Which guild do you belong to?"

I asked again.

That's what I think is the most important question.

The family is huge, and apart from the ultimate group interests, any member of the family can join any of the adventurer's guilds they want to join, or even establish an adventurer's guild, as long as it does not affect the family's status and growing interest needs.

But guilds are very different.

Guilds are single-minded, and no one is allowed to team up with other guild members without permission, except for insiders and alliance groups with common interests, and if discovered, they will be punished extremely severely.

After all, no guild wants to be able to keep all of the treasure to themselves, or to share the treasure equally with the Alliance Guild in order to maximize their profits.

And when there are members of other strange guilds or members of rival guilds in the team, once the spoils are unevenly distributed, it will evolve into a scene of saber rattling and even non-stop.

The result is often that strange guilds become hostile guilds, hostile guilds become mortal enemy guilds, and mortal enemy guilds become immortal, as for immortal guilds. It's still going on and on.

It's an ending that no one wants to see.

Although there are many guilds, but there is only one dungeon, I am not sure when we will meet, enemies will see each other, and there will not even be dialogues like 'what are you looking at' and 'what are you doing', and rushing directly is a dead knock, this kind of random encounter is often much more tragic than the loss of encountering a awesome mini-boss in the dungeon.

After all, the monsters in the dungeon will not produce internal strife, and their spearheads are the same as the outside.

When encountering such brain-dead incidents, they tend to consciously separate the two sides under the wise leadership of elite mobs, leaving the battlefield to the adventurers who are playing with their lives, while they pick their noses, eat berries, eat berries, engage in base, talk about love, and talk about love.

By the time the tragic tearing is over, there will generally be no more than five adventurers still standing, and at this time, it is time for them to show off their skills.

That's why I take this issue so seriously.

As a fifth-level person, I won't be afraid even against ordinary small guilds, even if it's really time to tear them to the death, I can at most fight to destroy them with serious injuries, and there are phoenixes on the side.

I'm afraid they're medium-sized or large guilds.

Even the most ordinary medium-sized guild will have one or two more awesome characters who support the field.

There are even more large guilds.

I used to be lonely and not afraid, I couldn't beat it and ran away, but now I have the little tail of the phoenix, I have to look forward and backward, I can't leave the little girl there for my own hi, so before I become strong enough, I will never provoke those who are similar to me, or more awesome than me.

Of course, if they dare to provoke me, it will be another matter, after all, I am not easy to provoke.

Loki and Lily shook their heads in unison, indicating that they had never joined any guilds.

My heart was half lightened, but the expression on my face was still tense, after all, if I wanted to tell their truth, I had to put a sense of pressure on the other party and make them nervous.

"Why did you choose to follow me?"

"Needless to say, you're awesome, I admired you from the first sight, especially when you swung your knife to kill those four green-skinned monsters, that posture, that action, that..."

Loki ran out of words, and 'that' didn't come up with a reason for a long time.

He turned to look at Lily beside him, blinking.

Lily was stunned for a moment, sighed, and said, "That beautiful shadow! ”

Burst!

I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

The phoenix covered its small mouth and smiled.

Stupid!

Loki was instantly full of, and he shouldn't have expected this cute creature to say anything right.

You better rest and continue your great career of selling cuteness.

Covering his face, Loki roared silently inwardly.

Lily, the cute thing, also seems to find that her adjectives are not appropriate, the whole red is like a tomato, a pair of pointed ears began to spew steam outward, like a spout filled with boiling water, held it for a long time, and suddenly pointed to the phoenix and said: "I'm talking about this beautiful sister!" ”

Fair.. Sister..

Sure enough, if you want to be good friends with a girl, you must first praise her strengths, even if you repeat it over and over again, she will never get tired of listening to her.

For example, Phoenix.

She shook my arm into a pendulum, looked at me with little stars in her eyes, shot the longing light over and over again, pouted, and said to me in a milky voice: "Xiao Yi, let's leave them, okay, okay, okay~~~"

I felt like my bones were crispy.

"Listen to you."

I smiled at Phoenix.

This time, not only Lily, but even Loki's eyes were full of admiration when he looked at the phoenix, as if the phoenix in front of him was not a person, but a goddess with holy light shining and shining all over the earth.

"Thank you, Goddess, ahhh

Loki and Lily pounced side by side, trying to hug Phoenix's leg and express their excitement.

I kicked Loki away.

Bringing two drag oil bottles, I was helpless.

I heard Loki say that his bullets were not enough to fight the green-skinned giant, and as for Lori Lily, she was a cute thing, and the spell missiles she released couldn't even reach the indicators of hatred.

After listening to their descriptions, Phoenix also asked me, "Why can't my Qigong Bullet inflict fatal damage on those green-skinned giants?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and boiled it all down to one answer: you are not of enough rank.

"Also, those green-skinned giants are goblin warriors, and they all indicate in the adventurer's manual, how could you not know?"

The phoenix blushed and coquettishly said to me: "Isn't it you, hehe~~~"

As he spoke, he spit out his little pink tongue.

The strange combination also smiled and wanted to pretend to be stupid, I glared at them, they wilted, and had to tell the truth.

"One day we were so hungry that we boiled those two books and ate them."

Listening to their statements, I was half thundered.

How hungry you are!

I didn't even let go of that hard kraft paper!

Why don't you eat bark and leaves, those things taste better than the adventurer's manual, don't ask me how I know!

Moreover, no matter how poor the adventurers walking in the dungeon are, they will not even be able to guarantee basic food and clothing every day, so where are the coins and materials you used to fight monsters?

With a big head, I suddenly felt a very bad sign.

What kind of grade is this weird?

After much thought, I still asked this question.