Chapter 450: What kind of garbage is a crayfish
Wen Liang's Weibo summarizes a few points:
1. "Journey to the West" is indiscriminately adapted, disrespectful to famous works, and destroys national culture.
2. Animated movies are for children, and those who still tout animated movies are immature.
3. The filmmakers of "Journey to the West" hyped up and used improper means to crowd out other works of the same schedule and seize the film schedule.
4. The movies he made himself are really good, but it's a pity that no one can understand them.
Sprinkled with thousands of words, comparable to a chapter of others. can only be said to be worthy of being a director, written in such a way that it is called an emotional and touching person, and people who don't know are really likely to be persuaded by him after reading it.
It's a pity that when he opened the dozen or so messages under his Weibo, he found that several of them were "too long, don't read them".
"Lao Tzu D, you M!" was so angry that Wen Liang almost dropped his phone.
He hated it so much, why did he only have so many fans of a big director, this is so unreasonable!
"People nowadays really don't have any aesthetics at all." He cursed as he poured boiling water.
As a result, the cup cracked, and the boiling water splashed his pants.
"Ahhh Holy! He jumped up in pain, but accidentally stepped on the glass of water with his foot, and the pain made him scream like a pig.
He wanted to call someone for help, but found out that his wife had already run away with Lao Wang next door, and the nanny also resigned because of his sexual harassment. He was alone in the whole house, so he limped into his pants and socks, and then took the glass bag downstairs and threw it away.
When I arrived at the garbage dumping place, I met an aunt in a sanitation uniform and said, "What kind of garbage are you?" ”
Wen Liang: "Hmm??? ”
The aunt pointed to the bag in his hand: "What kind of garbage are you?" ”
"I ...... I'm not trash! "Wen Liang is angry, can this person speak? He simply turned around and left with the bag, and today Lao Tzu won't throw it away, what's the matter?
"It's not garbage, what are you doing here? Awu eggs! The aunt also scolded in a low voice, and then continued to the next person, "Hey, the wet garbage bag is thrown away from the garbage, and the crayfish head is not picked?" It's clear. ”
Wen Liang returned to the door of the house with the garbage, but his face changed as soon as he touched his pocket. Oops, I was in such a hurry to go out just now that I forgot to bring my keys.
I had no choice but to go to the gate of the community to match.
"Boss, how much does it cost to get a key?"
"140, are you worthy?" The boss was eating, and said without raising his head.
Wen Liang's face changed again, was he too careful? Why do you always feel weird when you listen to other people lately?
But he still endured it: "Yes." ”
"How many do you have?"
"I ...... "He really wanted to throw the broken glass out of the bag, how did this man talk?" I'm not worthy anymore. ”
"You don't deserve it." The boss continued.
Wen Liang almost vomited blood, but after looking at the boss's strong biceps, he still endured it.
[I'm a big director, a celebrity, why should I be more serious with a small citizen? ] Lose points. 】
With that in mind, he left the key shop, intending to find another one with the key.
On the way, he saw a blind fortune teller setting up a stall at the entrance of their community, he didn't believe in this, but the wound on the soles of his feet was pierced by the glass was really painful, and he couldn't walk a little, so he planned to borrow a fortune teller stool to sit down.
When he sat down, the fortune teller asked him, "What are you?" ”
Wen Liang: "......"
What about knives? Please, somebody give me a knife!
He got up directly, opened the APP, called an express car, and was ready to go to the hospital.
As a result, after waiting for a long time, the car didn't come, so he contacted the driver on the APP.
"What's going on? What about your car? How long have I waited? ”
The driver replied, "What about you?" I went around several times and didn't see you. ”
"I'm right here! Look at positioning. Wen Liang replied, and scolded: "No one has found any broken driver." ”
After a while, the driver replied, "I don't think you figured out your position." ”
"I ......" Wen Liang scolded more than a dozen grasses at the mobile phone, and then took a closer look, as if he really had a problem locating himself. This broken navigation,Since the original voice sister of the navigation got married, he uninstalled that.,Replaced with a new one.,As a result, bugs are frequent.。
I had no choice but to contact the driver again and report the specific address. After tossing and turning like this, he finally arrived at the hospital, and it was already half past one in the afternoon when he came out of the hospital after bandaging his wounds.
He was eating lunch, but he was hungry until now because of the boiling water. I looked around and found a cart selling lunch boxes and walked over to buy one.
The other party obviously also discovered him, and took the initiative to push the cart over: "Sir, do you want food?" ”
Wen Liang was shocked and almost pulled over.
"I've got money! Don't eat! ”
"Don't?" As soon as they saw that he didn't want it, they pushed the cart and walked away. Do you have the money to worry about me, so you need to run up to me and shout a word? I don't bother to take care of you if I don't buy food.
Wen Liang was so aggrieved that he simply endured hunger and went home, he didn't want to be asked "do you want food" anymore.
As a result, when I got home, I remembered that I hadn't matched the key yet.
I had to go back and get the key. As soon as he went downstairs, he saw a courier guy riding a tricycle over, and remembered that he seemed to have bought some computer accessories online the day before yesterday, and he should have arrived almost too.
So he walked over and asked, "Can I see if my stuff has arrived?" ”
The courier guy stopped and asked, "What are you?" ”
Wen Liang only felt a buzzing of his head, and the sky spun in front of him, and he fell to the ground. He was still carrying a bag of broken glass.
My head is full of "What kind of garbage are you?" ", "Are you worthy", "What are you", "You don't know your position", "Do you want food", "What are you"......
The next day, an article titled "The director of the movie XXX that is being released was mysteriously hospitalized and is still unconscious, and his ex-wife submitted an application for property division to the court" appeared on the hot search, which also led to the attention of this movie increasing a lot, and the box office also rose a little.
I don't know if it's a blessing in disguise.
……
Rewind the time to noon on the same day.
The location turned to the Pacific Ocean.
A pod of dolphins are jumping in the sea, making graceful arcs.
One of the white dolphins was sitting on top of a blonde beauty.
She had a "0v0" expression, which appeared on the surface of the sea and fell to the bottom of the sea.
Isn't this who Adjani is? She has been drifting on the sea like this for more than half a month, although she really wants to go to the capital to find Song Yunge, but she can't go for various reasons.
A plane crash, a volcanic eruption, a monster eaten, a dolphin taken away......
"I hope Ximen Qing is in a better mood recently, and she is in a good mood, so she will help me take care of him." Adjani silently made a wish in her heart.