It's April Fool's Day again, and Guo Xu pays close attention to everyone's actions, especially how the two boxes of Gatorade drinks entered the house. He saw Haslem and a bench inside line arrive a little early, bring in the drinks, put them on the ground and go out to carry other things, unattended.

Everyone arrived, and after the warm-up exercise, the three players came over and opened three bottles, and then put them in different positions on the sidelines, on the ground, on the windowsill, so that they would not make a mistake with each other's drinks. Two of the three are guards and one is a substitute insider.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" Florida coach Billy Donovan asked.

Donovan is 35 years old, with a touching hairline and a large triangle on his forehead that resembles a Saiyan prince, which is very intimidating.

He had an unsuccessful playing career, being selected by the Utah Jazz with the 22nd pick in the third round of the 1987 NBA Draft and retiring after two years in the NBA. In Guo's previous life, he had a brilliant coaching career, coaching at the University of Florida for 19 seasons and winning two NCAA championships, before becoming the third head coach in Thunder history.

Guo Xu got too close, and finally aroused a little suspicion, his lack of eyebrows made people want to look twice.

Guo Xu directly put Brad Stevens' idea on himself. "I'm sorry, I'm a basketball fan, a fan of the Pacers, I usually follow the NCAA, and I want to go to a college to volunteer basketball in the future, I want to hear you guys learn a little bit about tactics, is it okay?"

Donovan had no doubt about him. "Then just listen, what's going on with your eyebrows?"

Guo Xu took off his hat and said with a wry smile: "I had a strange illness and lost my hair all over my body." ”

Hair loss all over the body, it's really pitiful. The people around cast pity on them.

Bonner's brain opened and he shuddered, glancing at his crotch. Poor baby, this is the rhythm of being alone.

None of them thought in the direction of "this is a spy", because they had never heard of any player in the Final Four who had suffered from hair loss, and if there were, it must have been unforgettable at first sight, after all, any red-haired player in the player can attract attention.

In the next cycle, Guo Xu got a cleaning job with ease, ate two tofu burgers casually at noon, and hitchhiked to a pharmacy.

Guo Xu entered the door and asked with a smile: "Is there a laxative?" The very powerful kind. ”

The black female nurse who was the shopping guide looked at him suspiciously, not looking sick. "What do you want laxatives for?"

Guo Xu sighed: "I am a student at Purdue University, my roommate in the dormitory is not very good, he has not pooped for several days, he is very uncomfortable in the dormitory today, let me buy some medicine for him." We were all poor students and didn't have the money to go to a big hospital, so we ...... I need the most powerful laxatives, and the sooner it works, the better. ”

The nurse smiled in understanding. The medical insurance in the United States is very disgusting, students really can't afford to see a doctor, as long as they call a car and send them to the hospital, just do a random examination or something, it will cost more than 2,000 dollars to come out, and intestinal problems are more expensive, probably have to take a film to make sure that it is not a serious disease such as intestinal obstruction.

"In his case, it's actually the most suitable for using Kaiserlu." Nurse introduction.

Guo Xu waved his hand: "When I went out, he specially instructed me, absolutely don't open the Selu, if I bring him back that, he will jump from the school's bell tower." Saying...... What the hell is Kasselo? ”

The nurse smiled, "I guess you still don't know." ”

In fact, Guo Xu knew that Richardson had a Shar Pei dog at home, and the dog was very constipated in high school, so the pet hospital prescribed this thing, and then Richardson went to give the dog an enema on the order of his parents, Guo Xu helped press the dog, the picture was so beautiful, he didn't want to have this memory at all.

Guo Xu bought a powerful laxative as he wished, just three small tablets, and the nurse said that one was enough, and he said that it was a spare.

According to the nurse, this medicine is extremely effective, as long as a person takes it, no matter how constipated he is, he will also carry out a large emptying of the intestines after ten minutes.

The medicine must be used with caution, because the patient will not have ordinary diarrhea, but the spectacular scene of "flying down 3,000 feet, suspected to be the Milky Way falling for nine days", and it is said that a person once accidentally took this medicine outside, and as a result, he was sprayed in an elevator......

If it weren't for Guo Xu's handsomeness, he would be very righteous at first glance, and the nurse would not have sold it to him.

To be on the safe side, the nurse asked, "Today is April Fool's Day, I have to ask, aren't you playing a prank on this?" It is a crime to give this medicine to a normal person. ”

"Miss, where do you think, do I look like the kind of person who can sin? As a prank, I want to grab a cane, put on sunglasses and pretend to be blind, and then crash into the beautiful woman I like. Guo Xu smiled.

The nurse imagined it for a moment, folded her hands and exclaimed, "Sounds so romantic." ”

Romantic paws. A handsome guy does this, and a girl may like it, but if an ugly man does this, he will be 100% a hooligan, and he will be beaten by someone to become really blind.

After the haircut, Guo Xu went to the stadium, and after Haslem put down a case of drinks, he unscrewed the three bottles of Gatorade that would be taken away the first with his memory, quickly put the tablets in, and then screwed the lid on, without seeing the slightest flaw.

After doing all this, Guo Xu left the stadium for a while, and when everyone arrived, he was late with the mop again. He didn't talk to people and tried to avoid a butterfly effect.

The players warmed up as before, listened to tactics, and prepared to fight in groups, the three players also picked up three bottles of drinks, and Guo Xu chatted with Donovan and said that he wanted to be a basketball volunteer.

The confrontation only lasted 5 minutes, and the highlight of the day was staged, and the players who got the first three bottles of drinks successively expressed stomach discomfort and were anxious to find a toilet.

Originally, there were fewer people in the team who could play, and Donovan lost his temper when he saw this: "I repeatedly told you not to eat messy things, what did you eat at dinner?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just fast food." Mike Miller replied.

A black player chimed in: "Could it be because there is a dish that is not fresh at noon?" Most of us went together, and most of us were fine. ”

Others also expressed their opinions, and no one thought about the drink, because there were already 7 people who had already drunk the drink, or they brought it themselves, who would have thought that someone would add ingredients to the drink? It doesn't seem logical to add only three bottles, but if it hurts them, it can completely make everyone diarrhea.

There are only 9 players left who can play in the group confrontation, which is embarrassing, the coaching staff is older, and playing with the boys does not have a good training effect at all, and the more reliable is Donovan himself to play, after all, he is a point guard who has played in the NBA.

But Donovan still had to watch the training effect on the sidelines, he thought about it, and said to a white young man in his twenties who was about 1.8 meters long: "Tony, can you go up and fight for a while?" ”

"Huh? I'm on? Tony pointed to himself with a wry smile, visibly unconfident.

He's an unpaid volunteer for the team, who studies videos and does logistics, he doesn't have any muscles, his defense is sloppy, and his offense is amateurish.

Of course, Donovan also knows that Tony goes up to play training poorly, but there is no better way now.

At this time, Guo Xu spoke......