Human beings are very magical creatures, with many very magical characteristics, such as seeing people with the same shortcomings as themselves and hating them - just like how Hao Ping sees Asami Haruka now.

Although I just drank Nanase's black tea, I feel that my life is almost complete, and I feel comfortable like a wasted person. But when he saw Haruka Asami, who had become a waste like himself, Hao Ping still felt disgusted - how could a person salt fish to such an extent?

"In other words, isn't "Sword Art Online" about to be broadcast soon? Why do you still have time to run to Shenzhen to hang out? Hao Ping complained: "I can still understand Nanase, Michiko and Ami coming over, why did you come here too?" What does this have to do with you? ”

"Why doesn't it have anything to do with me?" Asami Haruka said in a loud voice: "Nanase, Michiko, and Ami are all my apprentices, I am their master, a teacher for one day, and a father for life, do you understand?" I'm their mother's family. As a mother's family, isn't it natural for my own girl to be wronged? ”

She smiled and said, "Speaking of which, I am Nanase's teacher, that is, their elder. In the future, if you become one of them, then I will also be your elder. Come, call me first. ”

Hao Ping sneered: "What's it called?" Old father? ”

"Why is it the old father?" Haruka Asami was angry, "How can I say that I'm also a girl, father?" Still old? ”

Hao Ping said: "Didn't you say it yourself, a teacher for one day, a father for life." He also said hesitantly: "Anyway, you also matched Xiao Zhengtai in the sub-supply animation, so it's better to take this opportunity to change the gender to male." Don't worry about the image, as far as I know, Thailand's technology is very good, and once a strong man was transformed to the extent that he could be an underground idol. It shouldn't be a problem to transform you into an iron-blooded man, not to mention that male voice actors have a much longer career than female voice actors. ”

"And this kind of thing? Which underground idol is it? Asami Haruka gossiped.

"You're off topic, big brother." Hao Ping found it difficult to explain the topic to her, so he simply changed the subject.

“……”

Asami Haruka thought about it, although he could take advantage of Hao Ping's life, but turning himself into an old father was a bit of a feeling of killing eight hundred enemies and losing one thousand, so he felt that he was losing.

"Alright, alright, I'm not going to take advantage of you. Call me by your old name. Asami Haruka muttered in a low voice: "Brother Asami's name is too ugly." ”

"What was it called?" Hao Ping thought for a moment and asked, "Fat Yao?" ”

"Do you want to die once?" Haruka Asami said coldly.

"Say that just now, say it again!" Hao Ping heard this sentence and said excitedly.

"......" Asami Haruka turned his head to look at Yumiya Nanase: "It's over, you guys are too irritating to him today, your Hao Ping is stupid." ”

"You're stupid." The loneliest thing in life is that you want to play a stalk, but no one understands, so life is really lonely like snow. "Forget it, you don't fit this sentence anyway. You're still suitable for sub-oriented animations with Zhengtai. ”

"Ah,yes,I'm just suitable for the sub-supply animation with Zhengtai.,Super interesting.,Do you have any opinions?"

"That's not for you." No matter how suitable Xiao Zhengtai's voice is, it is not suitable for such a male high school student's lines. "Forget it, let's get down to business, where did you just get to it...... At this time, you don't even have to stay in Tokyo? Speaking of which, Miss Yasui was a little surprised that she could agree with you to come over at this time......"

Hao Ping was halfway through speaking, and suddenly found that Haruka Asami's expression was a little abnormal, and there was a chill behind him: "You won't come over quietly without telling Miss Yasui alone, right?" ”

"How so!" Haruka Asami was confident: "After I got off the plane, I sent an email to Sahi. ”

Hao Ping rubbed his head: "Although I think you are completely hopeless, we have known each other for so long...... I'll take care of the aftermath for you, if you still have the whole corpse. ”

"Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you show your friendship and the spirit of hard work and victory at this time, and help me stop Saki? Peace of mind, as long as you cut off one of your hands, Saki should calm down. One hand for one life, what a bargain. "Haruka Asami.

"I don't envy the fact that I have a beautiful daughter-in-law, but I have to live alone with an ugly eagle for sixteen years." Hao Ping said, "Besides, there is only one hand left, how can I cut my nails?" So please die. Besides, it's clear that you want to die yourself, what does it matter to me? ”

"Actually...... I'm not just here to hang out. You see, with Sword Art Online about to air, isn't that weird game of Holy Grail Wars going to be a character and skin for Asuna? At this time, I happened to come over, so I can cooperate with your high-point propaganda and something. Asami Haruka said, "It's a big deal, I won't count your carriage and horse expenses for this event, you see how good I am to you." ”

Hao Ping saw through it at a glance: "This excuse was just thought of by you." “

"......" Haruka Asami was silent for a long time, and found that this time he was indeed dead, "...... For the sake of the party-state, pull the brothers! Help, Saki is super horrible when she's angry! ”

"Yes!" Hao Ping said hatefully, "Wait for death." ”

As he was talking, his mobile phone rang, and when he picked it up, he looked at it and said to Haruka Asami, "You're done." ”

"It's Saki?"

"Why did she call me? Wouldn't it be faster and more direct to call you? ”

Haruka Asami whispered, "I refused to answer after I sent the email......"

Hao Ping was amazed, so the potential of human beings is really unlimited: how can you say that a person can die to such an extent, this is basically giving up the five horses and splitting the corpse, and running directly towards the road of 3,600 swords. Basically, the next time you eat hot pot, you don't need to prepare mutton rolls, and you can directly scald "Asami Haruka rolls".

Hao Ping picked up the phone, and before he could say anything soft, he heard Saki Yasui's voice from the other end: "Mr. Hao Ping, is Xiao Yao next to you now?" ”

Miss Yasui's voice, how to say it, is very calm and peaceful, but it is like the sea before the arrival of a huge wave, and the valley before the arrival of the wind and rain, although there are no big waves, but you can deeply feel the great power contained in it - basically no matter what, Haruka Asami is really dead this time.

"Yes." Hao Ping glanced at Haruka Asami, and by the way, he felt his right hand that was still alive, and sighed secretly in his heart, "Don't you know, this time, in order to cooperate with the broadcast of "Sword Art Online", our office here plans to launch an Asuna skin to warm up, and you also know that the income of "Holy Grail War" is very good on the Chinese side, and it just so happens that Miss Uehara from our office is going to come over to inspect the work, so I asked her to bring Haruka Asami over, planning to do an event here...... Why, didn't she tell you. ”

“…… Didn't get an official notice? That's probably because she is too familiar with our side, and such an important formal process has been skipped, and it is because we haven't taken it into account on our side. I'll ask someone from Tokyo to send you an official document and a written apology. ”

“…… Didn't answer your call? Probably a signal issue. After all, she is carrying a Japanese mobile phone, which is probably a little different from the signal system here. ”

“…… Uh, okay, I'll tell her. ”

The phone stopped here.

"How?" Haruka Asami asked cautiously.

"Miss Yasui said that she accepted this excuse for a while, and at least it was enough to take it out to deal with others." Hao Ping looked at her and said, "But she asked me to tell you that you should be mentally prepared when you go back to Tokyo." ”