"Tang Sanzang, don't mess around, there can be no relationship between men and women in the fairy world, you'd better show respect, don't destroy your future!"

Guanyin reprimanded Tang Seng, and dared to hug her just now, making her heart, which had been frozen for thousands of years, almost rekindled.

"By the way, there are two magic weapons that I have to take away!"

Guanyin took out the golden gong and cloth bag, "These must be handed over to the Buddha as evidence." ”

"Hey, what kind of oil are you, it's slippery."

Guanyin asked casually.

"Lube!"

Tang Seng suddenly thought that there were dozens of bottles in his Qiankun bag, and Sister Guanyin was so helpful, she should give some gifts.

"You have these!"

Tang Seng handed it over.

"What?"

Guanyin didn't answer, and asked suspiciously.

"Oil."

"What do I want this for?"

"It's a good thing, it's unique in this world, for example, where it's dry, you can use it to lubricate it."

Tang Seng felt that he was so dirty, but what he said was indeed the right use.

"I don't need it, you can keep it for yourself."

Guanyin turned around, stepped on the lotus seat, and prepared to leave.

"Look, your lotus seat is rusty, smear it with these oils, it's guaranteed to make you fly faster and higher!"

"How can my rosette be rusty, nonsense."

Guanyin himself looked at the rosette and found no signs of damage.

When I looked up again, I found that Tang Seng had run away, and there were more than ten small bottles on the lotus.

"Lubrication?"

Guanyin looked at it with a small bottle, and there was not a single text on it, "It can't be beauty, right?" ”

I still remember that last time, Tang Seng went to Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, and Tang Seng carried a basket of cucumbers, and I have to say that the effect is really good.

Recently, Guanyin has nothing to do, so he uses cucumber slices for maintenance.

Guanyin opens a small bottle, dips a little with his middle finger, indulges in silkiness, what does it mean to make steel, and turn it into a finger wrapper!

……

Tang Seng went back to meet his apprentices and prepared to continue learning the scriptures.

In Xiaoleiyin Temple, Tang Seng gained a total of 50,000 experiences.

"System, upgrade!"

"Ding, congratulations to the master, Brass of Valor Level 5 → Level 8!"

"I'll rub it, 50,000 experience to upgrade to three levels!"

Tang Seng felt that it was getting more and more difficult to upgrade later, but fortunately, Tang Seng's strength had improved, and the speed of fighting monsters was relatively fast.

"Disciples, speed up!"

Tang Seng has long considered the plot later.

[The king of Zhu Ziguo had a strange disease (choked on a zongzi) and issued an imperial list to seek a famous doctor. 】

[Wukong unveiled the emperor's list, used some medicine, and added the rain that fell from the sky to cure the king's illness. 】

[The king told Wukong that a few years ago, during the Dragon Boat Festival, when he and his wife were eating zongzi, a monster suddenly appeared and snatched the queen away, which scared the king so much that he choked on zongzi. 】

[Sun Wukong pretended to be the confidant of the monster, entered the monster's hole, met the queen mother, knew that the monster had a magic weapon bell, and tried to trick the bell over. 】

[When Goku prepares to kill the monster, Kanyo appears and says that the monster is the golden retriever under her seat, subdues the monster, and reunites the king and queen husband and wife. 】

The plot is very simple, one is to treat the king, and the other is to catch the golden retriever and roar to save the queen out.

"I don't know how much experience this golden retriever has?"

Tang Seng pondered, treating the king, it was too much time, so he went directly to the monster, and started the next level after killing!

After walking for a few days, I found that there was a country in front of me, and there were three big characters written on the city gate, Zhu Ziguo!

People come and go on the street, business stalls, and it is not lively.

Find an inn to stay in tonight, nourish your spirits, and fight monsters tomorrow!

The plan did not change quickly, and when Tang Seng took his apprentices and was about to open a VIP room, he was told that this country had never issued a silver ticket!

"This country seems to be quite prosperous, why is the numismatic system so backward!"

It was useless to complain, Tang Seng asked the innkeeper if there was a place to collect waste paper in this country.

Tang Seng considered that if he sold waste paper, he would exchange the silver ticket for money!

"We've never heard of paper!"

The innkeeper shook his head.

"Convincing!"

Tang Seng, as a master, can't let his apprentices go hungry and sleep on the street.

"Hey, what's that?"

Suddenly, Tang Seng found that there was this group of people in front of him, who were looking at the emperor's list.

The king is sick and seeks a famous doctor in the world, and a reward of 10,000 taels!

"I didn't want to treat the king, it seems that I have to follow the old routine."

Tang Seng sighed, "Wukong, take down the imperial list and live in the palace tonight!" ”

"Master, do you know how to heal?"

Goku asked curiously.

"Won't you?"

Tang Seng remembered that in the original book, it was Wukong who helped to treat the disease.

"My grandson doesn't know much."

Tang Seng was embarrassed, it seems that this matter has to come by himself, isn't it just a cure, the infertility of the Kui wood wolf can be solved, and the king is choked by the zongzi, which is a trivial matter!

Tang Seng is very confident.

unveiled the imperial list and followed the eunuch into the palace.

The king was very happy, he looked to be in his forties, his face was sallow, his health was very poor, and after choking on zongzi, he could only drink some rice porridge to survive.

"It's okay to treat the disease, can you serve some good food to my apprentice first, I haven't eaten a full meal for a few days!"

Tang Seng came up and made a request.

"Bold!"

A eunuch next to him shouted, "Before I started to heal, I wanted to eat the palace banquet, and at first glance, I knew that it was a warlock who cheated and clied!" ”

"When you are full, you have the strength to work."

Tang Seng explained.

The king is also a little worried, Tang Seng looks okay, especially a few apprentices, all of them are strange, if it is a quack, then it will be over!

The king will inevitably beat the drum in his heart, and it will be bad to put himself to death.

"Ladies and gentlemen, do you have a good plan?"

The dynasty looked from the stage.

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, you look at me, I look at you, staring at you with big eyes.

Suddenly, a minister walked out, "Your Majesty, the minister has a plan to test whether they can really practice medicine!" ”

"Tell me!"

"After the death of the former Shangshu, his wife has been ill, so it is better to let this Tang Dynasty monk help diagnose and treat it."

"Okay, let's do it!"

The king agreed at once.

So, Tang Seng and his entourage went to the house of Lord Shangshu in front of him.

Unexpectedly, in the hall, there was a Lang Zhong, ready to take the pulse of his wife.

"Which of you two comes first?"

The butler is a man in his 40s.

"I'll come first!"

That Lang Zhong took the initiative to step forward and give his wife a pulse, and after a while, he nodded, "Congratulations to Madame, you are happy, you are already 2 months pregnant!" ”

The lady's face changed, and she glared at the big butler with resentment.

"Fart!"

Tang Seng immediately stepped forward, "You quack doctor, dare to come out and deceive!" ”

"What do you say?"

That Lang Zhong was not convinced, he was 100% sure that it was pregnant.

"Hehe, there is a spiritual seat of Madame's husband on the wall, covered with dust, at least two years after death, you dare to say that Madame is pregnant?"

Tang Seng's words are reasonable.

"This ......"

That Lang Zhong was dumbfounded.

"yes, that's it, blast this damn Lang Zhong out!"

Madame's face softened, and she glanced at Tang Seng gratefully.

The chief butler breathed a sigh of relief and said to his subordinates: "Drag the Jianghu Langzhong out, beat me to death, and let him talk nonsense!" ”

"Madame should be, I miss my deceased husband, and my heart is depressed, so I feel sick!"

Tang Seng gave the final conclusion.

"It's really a miracle doctor, in the world Hua Tuo!"

Madame and the butler looked at each other and nodded approvingly.

The little eunuch who came with him then returned to the palace with Tang Seng.

"A monk from the Tang Dynasty, how are your medical skills?"

The king asked urgently.

"The medical skills are excellent, Mrs. Shangshu is full of praise and calls him the living Hua Tuo!"

The little eunuch told the truth.

"Good!"

The king cried out for joy, "Prepare food for them, and when you are full of food and drink, you will see the widow." ”

(End of chapter)