Stick?

Wife?

The audience was silent.

I can't bear to look directly at Lynch's cool look and spicy ears.

A group of otaku who regard Fei Fei and Shi Yu as goddesses feel green.

This is the legendary host main fighter Bai Jing?

This is the super newcomer who has twice performed miraculous feats in the headquarters and has been rewarded with 10,000 blood spirit stones by the Dao Demon Realm?

Dare you love that this bounty was pulled by pulling hatred?

COS, you are COS, why do you need to dub speakers?

You did it on purpose, didn't you?

This host is really the worst I've ever seen.

Unscrupulous means for the sake of face, so it seems that your so-called miraculous achievements are probably also hyped up, right? The so-called reward of 10,000 blood spirit stones in the Dao Demon Realm is also empty.

In the final analysis, what Chinese people are best at is hype.

Some time ago, SKR Jun brushed the list of itunes, and a shit electronic music crushed countless big names under him, and finally was discovered, reported, and forcibly removed from the shelves.

The gold and jade are ruined on the outside, you deserve to be discriminated against!

After all, why is this competition set in Jiangnan?

What's so funny about this?

Even if it is settled in Jiangnan, why did you choose such an exaggerated newcomer as the main fighter?

How hard is the backstage of this product?

Hey, it's hard to be a rainy wife, and it's a goddess to be a goddess, so you want to be in the same stream with this kind of person.

When the game starts, you'd better not be met by me, otherwise I will not only empty your blood bar, but I will also beat you to a pig's head to relieve my hatred of taking my wife!

Non-non-non-instantaneous blushing to the root of the ear.

A little flattered and frightened.

There is also a kind of Zixia Fairy, "My crush is a hero of the world, I know that one day he will appear in a high-profile situation, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me!" "The feeling ......

"Senior...... Are we pulling hatred too much? ”

Lynch pouted leisurely.

"Wouldn't that be nice? When the game started, the enemies came running over one by one to give them their heads, and I didn't want to look for them one by one. ”

“……”

The people around him were speechless, and they didn't even have the heart to eat breakfast, and they secretly made up their minds that they would beat this stupid hanger to death during the game.

However, the nine A-level teams remained silent and looked at this side coldly.

The majestic and Qi Ming had already seen Lynch's style, but they were still impressed by the exaggerated outfit, shocking sound and cool lines......

Although the powerhouses of the two countries were robbed of the limelight by Lynch, they were somewhat displeased, but this is all inconsequential, the important thing is -

They can't see through this white spirit!

You must know that in the Gewu Society, there may be corruption in the branch and the possibility of relying on the background to get to the top, but the headquarters is absolutely impossible!

The people who have been praised by the headquarters, Qi Ming and the three sisters of Yiluo, which one has not achieved real merits?

But why was such a D-class newcomer also praised by the headquarters?

Could it be that the Gangnam branch is deliberately hiding something?

Want to hold back a big move?

The strong men of the two countries were puzzled and felt a little weird, and they all guessed that Huaxia might have a plot this time, so they were a little cautious and told everyone not to take it lightly.

……

After attracting attention and raising the hatred value, Lynch made a stupid operation and overplayed the host's momentum.

After that, take Feifei and Gost to taste the food in the crowd.

Not to mention that these early tastes really good.

After eating breakfast, Lynch ate a peach and drank a glass of wine with a Monkey King COS, which felt like a peach festival.

Fei Fei cautiously followed behind Lynch, like a little daughter-in-law, she didn't have a big appetite, so she drank some soy milk and old yogurt.

Gost was still sleeping, and the drone was responsible for feeding him some fluid food, and he also drank a lot of soy milk and old yogurt......

Every move of the three of them attracted countless eyes from the audience.

The atmosphere of the whole conference has changed as a result.

There is no more learning and communication, no more accosting and begging PY, no more posing concave shapes, only fiery glares and cold stares.

The Lynch trio ate and drank, and half an hour passed.

The opening ceremony will begin soon.

Probably because of drinking too much juice and beer, Lynch suddenly had a little urgency to urinate and was ready to go to the toilet for convenience......

He suddenly realized a problem.

Never seen a non-non-toilet before?

Does he go to the men's toilet or the women's bathroom?

So he asked directly:

"Yes, go to the toilet together, do you want to come?"

Fei Fei's little face was cold.

"Not coming."

"You don't usually go to the bathroom, don't you?"

"I use diapers to ......"

Urine...... Diaper ......

Lynch was dumbfounded, when he thought of that picture, for some reason, he felt a little hard, but when he thought of it if it was a boy's paper, it suddenly softened again.

In order to hide the gender, you also fought hard!

Never mind.

Lynch went to the toilet alone.

The place where he walked silently was the legendary lost place-

Comic Con Men's Restroom!

……

Meanwhile.

The strong men of the two countries have moved.

The Avengers on the side of the United States, the leader is not Iron Man, but Magneto, the young version of Magneto, although his facial features are young, he perfectly interprets the sense of vicissitudes.

He's a ruthless man.

Magneto whispered to the Hulk and motioned for him to follow Lynch and test Lynch's true skills in the toilet so as not to be caught off guard by some secret weapon on the battlefield.

The Hulk nodded slightly, and immediately followed.

The JUMP Alliance on Neon's side is not to be outdone.

In order to go toe-to-toe with Magneto in the control system, the leader of the JUMP alliance also chose the powerhouse of the control system-

A shuddering tornado.

It's the older Lori of COS "One Punch Man" who doesn't wear fat thorns.

Of course, in their respective alliances, Magneto and Tatsumaki are also the strongest A+ fighters.

COS is just style, not strength.

For example, in the anime, Kakarot is definitely stronger than Tatsumado, but in reality, COS, Tatsumaki's COSer is stronger than Kakarot's COSer.

Tornado motioned for Kakarot to follow.

Kakarot frowned deeply, although he was reluctant to do such a thing, but seeing that the Hulk in the Avengers was also following, how could he retreat?

Follow!

……

The toilet at the venue was built temporarily, and the privacy was very average, and the urinal was just a long ditch, and there was no partition at all.

Lynch had just stepped up the steps of the urinal to shush when he suddenly noticed two Gundam figures approaching......

On closer inspection, two Biao Khans sandwiched him in the middle.

The one on the left is the Hulk, although he is not as tall as the real Hulk, but he is also more than one meter tall and ninety, and his bare shoulders are one meter wide, and he looks very burly.

The one on the right is Kakarot, the height set by Carkarot in the comics is 175cm, but this COSer is obviously a head taller than Lynch, not much shorter than the Hulk, plus a body of fruity muscles, it looks a bit like King Billy, very philosophical.

Now it's okay, Lynch is sandwiched between the two big sweats, left and right men, like a younger brother.

And not only the body type, but also the level of the two of them is A-level, in front of the D-level Lynch, it is like a mountain looking up, majestic and reckless, and invisibly exuding a cold intimidation!

The Hulk remained silent, and suddenly raised his hand and landed on Lynch's shoulder.

This seems to fall gently, as if it contains the power of a thousand jun.

It couldn't be better to test Lynch with this, and the men patted each other on the shoulder, said hello, and was a common thing.

On the other side, Kakarot was not to be outdone, his eyes were quick, and he also raised his hand and landed on Lynch's shoulder, which also contained infinite strength.

It's just that the two of them were afraid that this hand would go down and directly crush Lynch to death, which would be a big trouble, so they started very slowly, giving Lynch enough time to dodge or resist.

This shows Lynch's reflexes and defenses.

However, Lynch remained silent and slowly took out the big stick of shame......

The pee is up.

Said with a senseless face:

"Didn't you come to pee? Pee. ”

。

。

。

The two of them froze, and the big hand that had fallen suddenly stopped in mid-air.

This size, Nima!