Chapter 650: Attacking the Battleship
Looking at the big mouth that seemed to be able to swallow his entire head, the man with glasses was even more afraid, although his face was hot and painful, although he was sprayed with saliva, he still managed not to faint, and explained loudly:
"It's really Payne, you see, Payne can block the energy cannon of the starship with one hand, and we all know that Payne is indeed strong, but it is only a strong attack, and the strongest defense of the earth can't stop the missile... Since it's such a weak alien ship, of course we have to take it down first! ”
Well, obviously, the government of the United States has fallen into a pit.
Seeing that the gravitational field could resist the energy cannon the size of a bucket, government experts immediately concluded that this spaceship was a parallel import!
Although it is water, it can also fly in the universe, so its value is incalculable, so they found the boiled egg and told him with confidence: there is definite news, a wave of attacks, can shoot down the spaceship.
The boiled egg will be suspicious, but he can't directly disobey the government's orders, after all, this is an attack on the alien guy who is attacking the earth, and it is politically correct to the extreme.
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"What now?" Tony asked.
"Wait!" Maya clasped her hands to her chest, and the old god said on the ground.
"What do you mean?"
"Wait for the scene to make a big fuss, and then I will appear as a savior, pretending to be a **." Maya said lightly.
Faced with such a direct Maya, Tony was also helpless, he shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Why bother? ”
"Always keep a hole card!
Before, I had been careful to hide my strength so that the Skrull people would misestimate my abilities, but now that I have a new hole card, I don't mind exposing some of it.
However, the behavior of the Mi government makes me feel that even if it is exposed, it must maximize its benefits. Maya said with a heartfelt voice.
Previously, when she fought with the old storm girl, she was worried that the surveillance of the Skrull people would expose her shadow-level strength.
But now, with Suzuo, Xuanyuan Sword, conventional power bank, and Kunlun brand unlimited power supply, the shadow-level strength is no longer a hole card.
On the contrary, she wants to use her film-level strength to act in a good scene as a deterrent.
Not only to deter the earthlings who have ill intentions towards Konoha, but also to deter the Skrull people on the far side of the moon, she always feels that the Skrull people have behaved abnormally recently.
The rabbit in the flower country also kicked its legs from time to time and kicked the bald eagle a few times, telling it "I am harmless, but I am not easy to mess with".
"Earthling, I am the greatest, most handsome, and most popular leader of the Fearless Plunder Regiment in the history of the Invincible Warriors of the Galaxy, but feared by all the men of the universe.
Now, let the minion named Payne down there stand up, get down on your knees with your head in your hands, and accept my judgment. Also, the generals who ordered an attack on my warship knelt down to accept the sanctions.
Well, in order to atone for their sins, the earthlings also have to pay the ransom money. ”
Suddenly, all the TV and radio in North America were flecked with snowflakes, and then, a big blue face appeared in front of hundreds of millions of viewers.
The blue-skinned man has a rough face, opens his mouth to see a mouthful of uneven rotten teeth, and a non-mainstream Moxican hair, although he looks earthling, his words are like a basin of cold water poured on people's heads.
"Within half an hour, if this condition is met, I will immediately leave the stinky pond in the countryside of the earth, otherwise, hmph, the interstellar cannon will be activated!"
As Yongdu's words fell, the barrel of the gun, which was more than ten meters in diameter, extended from the battleship, and the crimson cracking ray burst began to fill and compress, making people feel frightened just by looking at it.
"Hey, here comes the boiled egg."
Maya's heart moved, and with a slight stomp of her foot, the photon detector immediately sank into the ground, and then, she asked several shadow clones to return to the underground secret room of the Crystal Palace, and Yongdu stopped the attack on the Crystal Palace, and he had to wait for half an hour later, Payne knelt down to accept the trial.
Then, Maya transformed into Payne, pulled the "Amazing Spider-Man", and came to the gate of the park to welcome the braised eggs and the group.
Well, the boiled eggs were still in Washington yesterday, because the next test sample was Howard Sr., who rushed to New York overnight.
In addition to more than a dozen armed agents, there were also his two generals, Natasha and Barton.
As soon as he walked into the park, the boiled egg said excitedly: "Payne, why don't you go up and knock down that alien mongrel of Yongdu?" Is it really impossible to surrender on your knees? ”
"Earlier, I was about to go up when your fighter plane came. In order not to disrupt the government's arrangement, of course I have to be honest. ”
"Uh......"
The boiled egg was embarrassed in his heart, but he didn't show it at all, but he looked sincere, and complained bitterly: "Payne, I thought that the two of us had formed a tacit understanding after going through these ups and downs. At that time, I was also here to rescue you, thinking that you would shoot with me, alas, I didn't expect ......"
The aggrieved expression of "Say yes to form a group to open up the black, one of my long-range archers rushed up, but your meat shield shrank behind", almost fooled Maya.
"Fury, I didn't expect you to misunderstand me so deeply!"
Maya has also begun to show her acting skills, and she has 10,000 ways to deal with it.
"How?" Boiled eggs are confused.
"That's what I wanted to do! Deliberately only defending and not attacking, just waiting for that Yongdu to ask us to surrender voluntarily, alas, Fury, let's go up and fight! ”
After saying that, Maya suddenly lifted the boiled egg with a confused face, and flew towards the Marauder battleship in the sky at great speed.
"Mother Law ......"
The whirring wind directly interrupted the scolding of the boiled egg.
In just three or five seconds, Maya took the back collar of the boiled egg, came to the door of the battleship, and whispered to the boiled egg: "Learn from me." ”
Then she threw up her hands and cried out, "We have seen your majesty, the great widow-maker, and now we have come to surrender to you!" ”
Things have developed to this point, and there is no way to do it, so I have to black my face, and follow her example, raise my hands high, and shout: "The plundering regiment is invincible, long live Yong, please open the hatch, we will be captured." ”
"Fake, is it a fool to be Lao Tzu?"
Yongdu in the main control room sneered, and then he said to a very earthling alien guy beside him: "Hagen, take out all the ability restraint handcuffs, collars, and brain hoops." Hehe, just a native, actually wants to use such a clumsy trick to deceive the warriors of the interstellar civilization. ”
"Click!"
The hatch opened, and a yellow-skinned alien with a fleshy face walked out carrying a small box.
"Cheap earthlings, you ......"
As soon as the big yellow man shouted with a cruel smile, his eyes widened, his face was sluggish, he threw down the box, turned around and retreated to the cabin, and called up the control panel and quickly pressed it.
"Buzz buzz!"
A shield near the hatch flickered and flickered, eventually dissipating.
"Didi ......"
An alarm immediately sounded in the battleship's general control room.
Yongdu picked up the communicator and yelled, "Damn it, Hagen, what are you doing? Why did you open the shield without permission? ”