Chapter 313: Coming, Brother?

Shi Jinlang has dealt with Lei Dana twice, and he can be regarded as half an acquaintance, and Shi Jinlang has been baptized all over his body from the beginning by the Heavenly Tribulation, compared with Jiuxiao Thunder, Lei Dana's superpower is really not enough, not to mention that Shi Jinlang is wearing diamond armor, even if Shi Jinlang is standing naked in front of him, the lightning summoned by his superpower does not want to hurt Shi Jinlang's hair.

Raitana's superpowers can't hurt the Super Authority soldiers wearing War Machine Mechs, but can instead help their mechs recharge.

However, Shi Jinlang was not ready to let the soldiers of the Supermanagement Bureau do it, he wanted to quickly deal with Lei Dana, and then deal with the woman in red as soon as possible, and then rushed into the Hall of Righteousness to defeat the Ghost Emperor.

If the time is fast enough, Shi Jinlang should be able to return to the Tiansao Emperor's Mansion before sunset.

"Coming, brother?"

Shi Jinlang is stubborn and crazy, and opening his mouth is an Internet buzzword that can make people so angry that they vomit blood.

"You hurry up and shut up Lao Tzu, I don't want to hear you say a word, even if it's a fart, you are a liar, a complete liar, even farting is a lie!"

"Well, let's not say anything, let's do it!" Shi Jinlang urged the light to turn into shadows, and kicked Lei Dana and flew out upside down.

Lei Dana didn't expect Shi Jinlang to be so straightforward, he was a little unaccustomed to it, but in a moment, he was full of anger and controlled his hormones.

"Crackling—"

Hundreds of dazzling thunderbolts burst out of the misty sky.

Lei Dana is like a mad dog, galloping all the way, the thunder and lightning in the sky can't help but change the shape of teeth and claws with his running, from a distance, quite a Hollywood special effects feeling.

"Boom—"

Hundreds of thunderbolts fell at the same time, and the position where Shi Jinlang was standing was blasted out of a large crater more than ten meters deep.

"Hahaha-"

Standing in front of the wolf smoke pit, Lei Dana laughed wildly: "The director of the bullshit supermanagement bureau, isn't it that my soul has been scattered, and there is not even a corpse left?" ”

"Okay brother, it's almost done!"

When the wolf smoke dissipated, Shi Jinlang stood up from the ground in the corner of the pit and said, "You are in the wrong place, you can't aim if I sit for a long time without moving!" ”

"No—it can't be!" Raitana yelled heartbreakingly, "This is absolutely impossible! ”

"Okay brother, your performance is over, it's time for me to play!"

Shi Jinlang took out the kerosene lamp from the three thousand whiskers, and then shook it in front of Lei Dana's eyes and said: "The kerosene in my kerosene lamp is very powerful, and only one drop can scatter your soul, brother, do you believe it or not?" ”

"Phew—I don't believe it!" Raytana blurted out.

"Don't believe me?" Shi Jinlang raised his eyebrows and said, "Brother, do you want to try it!" ”

"Just try, you're a charlatan, it's strange that I believe you!" Lei Dana stretched out his right hand in front of Shi Jinlang and said: "Come on, come on, you can drop it casually, and you can still light a fire on Lao Tzu's hand after dripping, Lao Tzu Danfan frowned, even if you win as a little liar!" ”

"Look good, study hard!" Shi Jinlang turned on the kerosene lamp and turned back to the soldiers of the Super Management Bureau behind him and said: "This is called a gentleman who does not use his mouth, and if he can solve the problem with his mouth, he must not do it!" ”

"What are you talking about a little liar, you still don't drop Lao Tzu, if you don't drop it, Lao Tzu will continue to call you!" Seeing Shi Jinlang talking nonsense endlessly, Lei Dana was a little impatient to wait.

"Drip, why don't you drop?" Shi Jinlang smiled "hehe" and said: "But if this drop continues, you will really be gone, brother, don't you regret it?" ”

"Fuck your little liar, dare to lie to Lao Tzu when you are dying!" Lei Dana didn't wait for the waves to drop, and he took the initiative to grab the fire twist of the kerosene lamp with his hand.

"Hum—"

A brilliant purple light flickered, and under Lei Dana's terrified gaze, his body rapidly shrank and became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally only a crystal clear purple bubble remained in the air.

"Hey, hey, haha-"

The moment the purple bubble flew back to the kerosene lamp, Shi Jinlang saw that the pocket Lei Dana in the bubble was kicking his hands and feet and playing Tai Chi.

"Dude, I hope you have fun in it!"

Shi Jinlang smiled "hehe", and then put away the kerosene lamp.

"Beauty, wait a minute, now it's your turn!" Shi Jinlang walked up to the bewitching woman with a wicked smile on his face and said, "What superpowers do you have, you can start showing them!" ”

The bewitching woman stared at Shi Jinlang coldly, and said after a moment: "You yourself and what you see on your mobile phone give people a different feeling!" ”

"Really?" Shi Jinlang smiled and said, "Is it me who is more handsome?" ”

"No, it's a little funnier!" The bewitching woman said coldly.

"Beauty, do you know that in my original world, tease is what it means to be sassy!" Shi Jinlang looked at the bewitching woman in front of him with a playful face and said: "A man can have no money or a house, but he can't be sassy!" ”

"The original world, do you mean hell?"

The index and middle fingers of the enchanting woman's right hand slashed at the tip of her eyebrows, and a red flame suddenly appeared on her two fingers.

"Wow, that's amazing, it's a woman who plays with fire!" Shi Jinlang said with a lewd smile: "Beauty, do you know that women can't easily play with fire, otherwise they will easily burn themselves!" ”

"Really?" The bewitching woman licked her lips, looked at Shi Jinlang's lower body with a seductive expression, and said, "Then I want to see if your fire can make me burn!" ”

"One step to the stomach, you are satisfied!"

"Flim flam, look for death!"

The fire flashed in the eyes of the bewitching woman, and the flames between her fingers flew into Jinlang's chest as they roared.

"Bang-"

Shi Jinlang stood still, stubbornly withstanding the flame attack of the bewitching woman.

"Poof—"

Shi Jinlang squirted out a mouthful of saliva and said: "You are so powerful, you beat me out of internal injuries, you see, I vomited blood!" ”

"You-"

The bewitching woman slammed her feet, and an even more blazing flame flew towards Shi Jinlang again.

"Bang-"

Shi Jinlang stiffened this flame attack again, and he still said with a hippie smile: "Beauty, I find that I will die in your hands soon, but unfortunately I still don't know your name, I'm afraid I will die blindly!" ”

"I'm Feng Xiaoxian, the master of the Vermilion Bird Hall of the Heavenly Destiny Brotherhood, can you die with peace of mind now?" Feng Xiaoxian Liu Ye raised her eyebrows and said coquettishly.

"Feng Xiaoxian?" When Shi Jinlang heard this, he smiled cheaply: "Won't you be the prostitute who is famous in the capital and famous all over the country?" ”

"Oh no-" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "That one is called Little Fengxian, it has nothing to do with you!" ”

"Can you please keep your mouth shut!" Feng Xiaoxian Qi was stunned on the spot.

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