The first time I heard that crocodiles wear pants, and it's the kind of leather pants that can't be done, and it's still crocodile skin.

Grandma's, this crocodile is different, I can't afford to mess with it.

It's like a person, wearing clothes like human skin, it's awesome.

Han Qianye grabbed the hand of the second dog and directly startled it.

"! Boy, what are you going to do? ”

Han Qianye stared at Ergouzi with a serious face and said, "Ergou, where did you buy these gloves?" It's still leather. ”

The second dog looked confused, and looked at Han Qianye with a drooping head.

Glove? Where did the deity get the gloves?

Leather pants don't, but you can talk to this crocodile for a while.

Seriously, although the crocodile IQ has become higher, it is not much higher.

"Crocodile, don't you know how miserable it was at that time, there were corpses everywhere, and if you didn't pay attention, you would be killed. Hey...."

Han Qianye is here to talk to Thorton, who knew that he could actually tear the crocodile to cry bitterly.

"Big brother, it's really not easy for you, but don't worry, with my brother in the future, you will definitely not be wronged.

By the way, I forgot to tell you that yesterday I accidentally my queen, and she started beating me. ”

Queen? Could it be that Liang Bing brought this crocodile back?

Since it's hers, then everything makes sense, it seems that the crocodile is already on the side of the devil.

"Whack you? Didn't you react to alleviate it? You must know that a woman initiates fire to have a higher combat power than a Tibetan mastiff, and your reasoning methods for hiding private money are comparable to that of Detective Conan. ”

The crocodile nodded: "Yes, yes, I think so too, but I must have reacted when the queen hit me, saying something to make her less angry."

Originally, I wanted to say that I had eaten, so that she could dissipate her anger, but I was not wrong, she hit me harder. ”

"What are you talking about?" Han Qianye asked suspiciously.

"I said, haven't you eaten? This sentence is no different from whether you have eaten or not, why is the queen even more angry? ”

it! Xiu'er! Is that you?

Crocodile, you are really not an ordinary crocodile, you dare to say this kind of thing, you are looking for death.

Have you eaten, haven't you eaten. It must sound similar to the crocodile's IQ, but other ninjas can hear the clues.

Mom, crocodile, you don't complain when you get beaten.

Han Qianye patted the crocodile on the shoulder: "Actually, you can put it another way." ”

"How?"

"Have you eaten or not?"

The crocodile slapped his head and shouted, "Damn! yes, how I don't know. Big brother, you really deserve to be a cultural person, but you know more than me. ”

The second dog coaxed beside him: "Big crocodile, I'll teach you, if your queen beats you again, you say so, it is guaranteed to have a miraculous effect!" ”

The crocodile looked at the two dogs with a puzzled expression, when will a dog be able to give advice?

Could this be the legendary kobold strategist?

"What?"

"You say that, you really haven't eaten? I'm going to go out and play now, and I'm going to > With the IQ of a crocodile, I can't understand what these are, but if I can say so many words at one time that he doesn't understand, this guy must be a great character!

That's right, that's it.

The people around my eldest brother are not simple, it seems that I have to work hard!

"Oh, I see, yes, I'll try it later."

Ergouzi and Han Qianye looked at each other and smiled, but Ergouzi's expression was more obscene, you can think about what a husky looks like when he shows this expression.

Silly crocodiles can get along well with anyone, and generally stupid people are very upright, but Thorton met the wrong person, a second dog, a cold thousand nights, and the future can imagine how dark it will be.

After chatting for a while, the crocodile looked at the sky and sighed: "Hey, sometimes I want to make a date with a PAO but accidentally fall in love, sometimes I want to fall in love, but I find that I just made an appointment."

The bed is so small, the two people on the bed used to be so beautiful, but they can't grow old, I like that kind of pure, hand-in-hand love, but living in an era where there is no result in bed. ”

Han Qianye listened to it, Wo Ri, why is the big crocodile so philosophical?

No, could it be that I was pierced by my soul!?

This kind of thing can't be said without decades of car age.

Not only sassy, but also uses multiple rhetorical devices to go back and forth in seconds, appropriately.

If this sentence came out of the mouth of a great writer in another era, it would definitely be recorded directly in the book and left for future generations to sing to this day!

"You..... Who is this to listen to? Han Qianye asked.

The crocodile thought for a moment and replied, "The last time I swam, I accidentally swam too fast, and I came to a country where birds speak, where there are blacks and whites."

I heard a strange-looking, well-dressed, and dark-skinned person say it in no opinion.

I sounded quite literate, so I wrote it down. ”

I'm rubbing!

Is it so powerful?

Even the real Billy Brother has met him.

The last time the Gluttonous Legion invaded, it was the Avengers of the United States who saved the game.

If it's Banana Brother, none of this is a thing.

A spiral pill and a hot dance can definitely kill all the gluttonous soldiers.

Brother Banana's strength is undoubted, absolutely awesome!

"Do you know where that person is? I want to check it out. Han Qianye said.

Brother Banana, Brother Billy, and Brother Bulgaria are all super Internet celebrities, and the number of fans is comparable to that of many celebrities, which is why Han Qianye wants to meet them.

The crocodile shook his head and said, "I don't know where, I left after listening to it, and then I was seen by a ghost thing covered in green, and we got into a fight." ”

"Who won?" Han Qianye asked suspiciously. He also really wanted to know who would win the fight between the crocodile and the Hulk.

At this time, the crocodile smiled lewdly: "I'll tell you, big brother, that green guy can't beat me, because his horse is not as fast as mine!" ”

Han Qianye: "。。。。。 ”

Han Qianye chatted with the crocodile for a while and left.

The way they talk together can't be seen, and others will misunderstand what is between them.

Then Han Qianye took the two dogs and went towards Juxia City.

It's been a while since I've been to the city.

This time I'm going to have a good time.

Inside the demon's wings, Thorton the crocodile walked happily.

After talking to the eldest brother just now, I went to a beach to bask in the sun, who knew that there was a man and a woman who were unclothed and didn't know what to do in the woods, but some sounds could be heard anyway.

I saw that a pair of flower pants was not bad, so I took them and put them on my body. The man was in good shape, I could actually wear it.

There were some small pants on the ground and one that I had never seen before, and I threw them into the sea.

This time it was a good outing, and it was rewarding.

Hey.

The crocodile walked towards the command room, and as soon as he walked in, he saw Liang Bing.

Liang Bing's anger last time had not subsided, and he saw the crocodile and slapped him directly.

The crocodile was anxious: "Damn! Have you eaten or not?! Hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to go out and play. ”

Liang Bing was stunned by the crocodile and pointed at it: "You... You.... You! ”