A little more relaxed small theater (3)

Experiment No. 748 (expressionless): "Hello readers of "Daytime Forest", I am Experiment No. 748 of Chess Piece. I'm sure you should be surprised by my appearance, but in the case that Wang Lu left the two of them and didn't know where to go, I, who had already received a boxed lunch, could only be temporarily pulled out by the author. Today I mainly want to ......"

(interrupted, frowning): "...... Who just said that this theater is one volume and one issue. That's Wang Luli's rule for them, and it has nothing to do with me. If you don't want to hear me, please leave. ”

(Silence)

(rubbing his eyebrows): "Go on." Today is September 29, 2018, and the first chapter of the book was published on September 29, 2017, which means that today is the first anniversary of the publication of Dayforest. Of course, as usual, today is also a ...... without any benefits or benefits."

(pulls out the clouds and chops up the slippers and wine bottles that flew up): "...... The author said that he is currently busy with the exam that he smashed last year because of the wave and cannot add more, and there will be benefits after the exam. But I advise you not to take his word for it, after all, he is a person who has only 260 days of actual posting in 365 days. ”

(Closing the knife, flipping through the folder): "Without further ado, as an annual report on the first anniversary, I brought the big data of this year to this book. So far, there are 501 people in this book...... Well, the author just deleted "Daytime Forest" from his bookshelf for the sake of beautiful data. So the current collection is exactly 500 people, 13 people per book, 79 fans, 39 comments, 2 book lists, 613,000 cumulative words, about 5,900 recommended tickets, about 10 monthly passes, 25,000 clicks, overall, it is a transparent book that is not even on the street. ”

(frowning): "In fact, with such results, it is basically a failed book from the market perspective, and it is nothing more than a waste of time to go further." For me, my story is over, and it has nothing to do with me how Wang Luli develops next, so I am in favor of cutting the book in half. However, the author told me that one of the motivations for his creation is that he can work without the distraction of reader comments. It seems to me that this is self-deception, but since he is happy to do so, I don't want to say much. ”

(expressionless): "In addition, the author also asks me to thank the 500 friends who have collected and subscribed to it. I've never been very good at this kind of thing, but if I had to force it...... (Ponder) ...... I hope these 500 friends will continue to support you in the second year of Daylightwood, and I can assure you that even if you remove the book, I won't do anything to you......"

(Throwing up the bricks with the clouds again): "That's all for the first anniversary, and then I can talk about my affairs." The author once told me that one of the things he liked most about me was that the name was very long, and 'Experiment No. 748' took up 7 characters when typed, which is rare in this book with low water content......"

(took the note handed over): "The author of the insertion said. The author said that he only discovered that numbers do not occupy characters, that is to say, 'Experimental Item No. 748' is actually only one more character than 'Wang Luli', and he knew that it was named 'Experimental Item No. 748'...... (frowning, looking up) Author: Are you a pig, I quit the scene, you only found out about this kind of thing, what were you thinking about when you were in the last volume. ”

(Bow your head again): "I'll talk about the author's pig brain later, and now I have a few questions from readers (virtually) just handed over, and I'll pick two to answer below." ”

(rummaging): "Number one, 'You won't show up again, will you?'" Basically. As I said before, I am a personality after Wang Luli lost his memory, an identity of an experimental object temporarily placed by a chess piece, since he has recovered his memory, my memory will merge with him, and naturally I will disappear...... But it's hard to say, after all, anything is possible in this book, and even the author doesn't know where it will go next. ”

(expressionless): "Article 2, 'Isn't it illegal to kill people in the upper realm?'" You have cleared so many gangsters, will you be wanted by the state? ’。 This one is easier to explain. There is a delicate balance in the society of the mirror world. The safety of ordinary people usually depends on equivalent exchange, providing material materials for the country in exchange for their own safety, while those who have the ability to do so in exchange for their own interests. Most people are in this circle, consciously maintaining the balance in it, and even the gangsters have an important part of it. But we are chess pieces, stealthy and powerful, we don't need to think about these, the law of the jungle is the law of development, a boring problem. (Lost paper)"

"The third, 'What kind of feelings do you have for the chess piece rook?' Is this?,It should be regarded as more of a father's master.,It's not the love affair that some readers want.。 Because for me, who has no memory, Mr. Che taught me killing skills, urged me to strengthen myself, and took care of my daily life, and my personality was almost completely shaped by Mr. Che. But for the things you think, 100% of them have not happened. ”

(impatient): "Is there a more standard problem?" Fourth, 'What mood and feeling did you base your relationship with Cheng Wulin on?' ’。 There is no need to answer this, it is not my feelings, probably because the chess pieces did not wash Wang Luli clean. ”

(even more impatient): "Article 5, 'Test Item No. 748, may I ask you, as a brainwashed personality, does your indifference and facial paralysis have collided with Wu Xianming and Kou Hongxiang?" That's a good question. Wu Xianming should be regarded as a person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and there is a reason for the sarcasm of Wang Luli and the others at the beginning, and he will explain it in the follow-up article; Kou Hong's facial paralysis stems from various complex factors, which will also be explained later, but when you get along with Cheng Wulin, you must also be able to see his protection of Cheng Wulin. As for me, do you expect a man with no good memories to have much emotional ups and downs? If you still think that the three of us are too similar, you can only say that the author's pen power is too naΓ―ve to control so many group portraits. ”

(frowns): "Why are there so many left...... I won't look at anything else, and I guess there are no interesting questions. That's all for today's answer, I have more small theaters than Wang Luli and those two people, and it can be said that they are hopeless. The mission is over, so we'll see you again later, if you're still alive. (disappears)

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