Forbidden City, Imperial Dining Room.

On either side of the stove stood a man and a woman.

The two were facing off.

"Now, world, you can't be so shameless as a zombie, obviously I proposed to come here, do you want to take this as your own thing to curry favor with the sect master?"

The man spoke, his name didn't matter, just break one casually and call him Xia Bai.

Standing opposite him is the world, the deputy leader of the Tsing Yi Sect, who can be called the existence of the zombie ancestor.

At this time, she was holding a steaming jar, not afraid of being hot at all, and smiled at Xia Bai proudly: "Otherwise, what do you think?" Since my sister said that she wanted to eat the Buddha jumping over the wall in the imperial dining room, of course it was appropriate for my lovely sister to send it to her. ”

"That's not what you said when you came," Xia Bai said depressedly, "I said okay, please help, you don't even talk about it." ”

"Hehe, I didn't hear what my sister wanted to eat, and now that I know that you want to jump over the wall with Buddha, then I have no reason not to rob you," the world shrugged his nose, "I'm too lazy to tell you, let's go first~"

As the words fell, she had disappeared into the imperial dining room.

"Damn! It's amazing to teleport! Xia Bai complained, "This woman is too cheap, she robbed me of my things and left me here alone, do you want me to be caught and plugged in feathers?" Xun night! Are you there? ”

A figure slowly emerged from his shadow, yawning, "I'm here, sir." ”

"Why don't you salt yourself and pickle yourself?"

"I can't pickle, I'm a zombie, and I'm a pickled variety."

Xia Bai: "......"

"Okay, okay, don't be verbose, help me wrap that roast duck, let's bring it back to the sect leader."

"Roast duck?" Xun Ye looked at the freshly baked roast duck and wondered, "Doesn't the sect leader want to eat Buddha and jump over the wall?" What are we going to do with the roast duck back? If you want to eat, eat it here. ”

"Stupid! Of course, the sect leader wants to eat it if you want to take it back! Xia Bai suddenly showed a wicked smile, "The world of fish lips, she still wants to play tricks with me, I knew she was going to rob me, and deliberately deceived her that it was a Buddha jumping over the wall." ”

"Wow, you're so yin."

"Okay, don't beep, hurry up, remember to keep warm."

At Xia Bai's urging, Xun Ye packed the roast duck and left the Forbidden City with Xia Bai.

Only a group of fainting imperial chefs were left in the imperial dining room.

There are naturally masters in the imperial city, but when he comes, there is the deputy head of the Tsing Yi Sect, and when he leaves, there is the right protector of the Tsing Yi Sect, and Xia Bai is completely in the realm of no one this time.

Out of the palace, Xia Bai and Xun Ye originally planned to go back to their residence directly, but halfway Xia Bai suddenly stopped Xun Ye: "Alas, why are there so many people over there?" What's the buzz? ”

Xun Ye glanced over there and thought for a while: "Yes, another five years have arrived, and this is the monk of Ruyi Mountain holding an uncovered conference." ”

"Unshaded Assembly? Is it the kind that doesn't wear clothes? Xia Bai suddenly became interested, "I've seen that kind of film, alas! ”

"I think you're thinking too much." Xun Ye didn't bother to explain.

"But is there a place in the capital for monks to hold an uncovered conference?" Xia Bai wondered.

Xun Ye explained: "Ruyi Mountain is the treasure left by the Ruyi Buddha, which can be connected to any node in the outside world. ”

"Isn't it amazing? Let's take a look. ”

"My advice is not to go, Ruyi Mountain and Tsing Yi Sect don't deal with each other, if they know that you are the high priest of Tsing Yi Sect, maybe they will arrest you and suppress you under the tower, and then you will ......"

"Can't get out in a few hundred years? Finally brainwashed into becoming a monk? ”

"No, I want to say that you are mortal, and if you are pressed down, you will become a puddle of meat sauce."

"Damn!" Xia Bai patted Xun Ye's back vigorously, "You're very happy now, aren't you?" Xun Ye, you have changed, you used to be very honest. ”

"It's all taught by the gentleman."

"What did I teach?" Xia Bai was speechless, "But forget it, let's go over first." ”

"As I said, we're hostile to them."

Xia Bai raised his head with his chest straight, and said confidently: "Since it is hostile, let's find a chance to see if we can kill them!" ”

"There are still a lot of masters in Ruyi Mountain, I'm afraid that if I am alone, I will not be able to kill them all, and I will be able to destroy them all, and then I will have to hang myself."

Eighty or ninety percent of what he is talking about here are monks, including those little novices.

"Damn! Who made your head iron and people tough? Xia Bai said, "Let's be reasonable, if we can't beat it, we will run." ”

"Then it's better not to go in the first place."

"Less nonsense, go quickly! Drive! ”

Xia Bai insisted, and Xun Ye had no choice but to follow him.

The two came to the gate of a compound and found that it had been heavily guarded by officers and soldiers.

Listening to the chatter of the onlookers, I learned that the emperor had just gone in with a group of ministers.

"Emperor, Guangxu?" Xia Bai muttered, and he didn't know if there was any difference between this Guangxu here and the Guangxu he knew.

Such a few officers and soldiers naturally can't stop Xun Ye, even if there are a few evolutionaries mixed in it, it is still useless.

The two of them turned into a cloud of shadows and passed directly through the open entrance of Ruyi Mountain.

When he really stepped into the realm of Ruyi Mountain, Xia Bai felt what it meant to be resplendent and treasured.

"This group of Wu Ke is too rich, right? Alas, Xun Ye, give me the whole one. Xia Bai pointed to a golden giant Buddha statue in the distance and said.

Xun Ye sighed: "Even if it's made, where are you going to put it?" Aren't you afraid that others will chisel this creation of pure gold? ”

"emmm" Xia Bai thought about it for a moment, "What you said seems to make some sense, okay, you remember to find me a few more guards." ”

Xun Ye: "......"

"There's a sound over there, go over and take a look." Xia Bai pulled Xun Ye to the side.

After passing through a path, they came to a huge platform carved from white jade.

Yes, it was carved out of a huge piece of white jade in its entirety, not paved. The diameter of the whole piece of jade is at least a few hundred meters, and it is hard to imagine where to find such a large jade.

Xia Bai subconsciously squatted down and knocked: "Alas, can this be chiseled down?" ”

"My advice is that it's better not to, there's a bald donkey watching you."

"Huh?" As soon as Xia Bai looked up, sure enough, a few bald heads looked at him.

After all, everyone else is listening carefully to the teachings, and he is squatting on the ground alone, touching and knocking there, which is really too conspicuous.

was reminded by Xun Ye like this, Xia Bai also reacted, only to see him take out a handkerchief from his arms to cover his face, and then continue to knock on the floor.

"They couldn't see my face, and I felt at ease."