8. Qi Lin came to check the room
Jingle bells! Cheng Xianyu's eyes suddenly flashed with wisdom again! He suddenly grabbed his bird with both hands! That's right! It's the "rookie" who has appeared since the first chapter and hasn't seen it since the first chapter!
"Oh!" Cheng Xianyu picked up the "rookie" and showed it to the perverted girl: "My bird, it's been in my pocket for a day, I'll let him out to breathe!" Then he let the "rookie" fly. It stands to reason that as long as anyone with a little brain will not believe this nonsense reason, what Cheng Xianyu doesn't know is that when he speaks, there is a mysterious power that enters the second middle school of the perverted woman with his voice.
The perverted woman was immediately convinced, just looking at his tank top and pants "That's it!" You're dressed like this, stuffed in your pocket! She suddenly found that Cheng Xianyu's pants were not pocketed, and her face was red, not shy, but excited! She looked at Cheng Xianyu between her legs and "hehe": "What if that bird wants to eat insects?" Hello will play! He deserves to be the man I fancied! β
Cheng Xianyu didn't understand the meaning of the perverted woman for a while, but he understood that he survived!
Just when he breathed a sigh of relief, he found that a picture-in-picture vision appeared in his field of vision, and he remembered the "visual sharing" skill of the "rookie", but he didn't expect this skill to start on its own, but! That's not the point!
The point is to see two special figures, they all have one thing in common: they both "killed" him once......
Moreover, he also saw that the little sister was wearing a police uniform at this time! The two of them were searching for each box!
"Dear user, it's a task again!"
System Interface
Mission: Evade the rounds, policewoman Qi Lin
Success: Rewards "Charged Shield"
Failure: Reward "Bald Head (1 month)"
Kirin?! It can't be the same as the little sister, that's the one with a handjob, and the girl like the little sister should be He Weilan! The second batch of people who enter the Super Divine Academy will be able to confront the existence of the first batch of Liu Chuang with brute force!
"Could it be that this is the legend: ward rounds?" Cheng Xianyu found that there was a big groove in his mouth, and he wanted to vomit but couldn't!
"Your bird has been released! Now it's time for me to 'unleash' your other bird! The female pervert's words interrupted Cheng Xianyu's thinking, but he quickly fell into another question, "Shall I tell this female pervert: There is a police patrol outside?" Tell me, she will definitely ask, how do I know, and even suspect that I am an undercover agent, and give me two stabs directly! Not to mention, how can I get her to cooperate with me through the police's rounds? Cheng Xianyu looked around and saw a door, which was not the door to go out: "What is the place behind this door?" β
"Toilet!" The female pervert came over and told him with her mouth close to Cheng Xianyu's ear.
Cheng Xianyu's eyes flashed with the light of wisdom (weak) wisdom again, and it was time for him to see it again: a good (rancid) idea took shape in his mind!
He picked up the female pervert, opened the toilet door, ran in, and said to the female pervert: "Let's perform an art show and let them idiots know what real art is!" β
The perverted woman is instantly full of stars!
Cheng Xianyu quickly drenched himself and the perverted woman with the faucet, took off his vest and big pants, used the vest and big pants as a rag to scrub his body, and made the pants and vest even darker red, and then used a "blood rag" to paint the face, neck, and limbs of the perverted woman with "color", "Quickly put on my clothes!"
The perverted woman made up the connotation of Cheng Xianyu's performance art in her mind, and put on the clothes with a reverent face.
After Cheng Xianyu cleaned the blood stains all over his body, Ren Ran found a very discordant place, his underwear was also blood-red, and he couldn't help but cast his eyes on the perverted woman's lower body........
The perverted girl also noticed it, and was very pleased, and took off her small piece of cloth before Cheng Xianyu had time to stop it, and handed it to Cheng Xianyu.
Cheng Xianyu glanced at the small piece of cloth and resolutely refused, he wanted to keep his last bit of disciplineγγγγγγγ He tore off a paper towel more than ten meters long from the rolling paper next to the toilet, turned his back, and wrapped his lower body in the style of a crotch cloth. After wrapping the crotch cloth, Cheng Xianyu looked at the perverted woman, the perverted woman was very cooperative and put a few poss, Cheng Xianyu found that something was missing, he picked up the handwashing on the washstand, opened the bottle cap, poured the whole bottle of hand sanitizer on the head of the perverted woman, and grabbed a few handfuls indiscriminately. Even if she has been single for 20 years, she will not be interested in her.
He ran out of the toilet again, draped the "armor" taken off by the perverted girl on his body in a chaotic manner, completely ignoring the difference between hands, feet, shoulders and hips, and looked like a Frankenstein who was messily pieced together by a mad scientist after dressing up!
Then, he got down on one knee with his right leg and spread his hands to the sky, allowing the pervert to sit sideways with his right leg.
At this time, he saw through the "rookie" that the policewomen had arrived at the door, the legs of the "little sister" had been raised high, and Qi Lin even raised the pistol. Then, the little lady kicked in.
"With your head in your hands, the man on the left and the woman on the right, lying on the wall! Velocity! Fast! As soon as He Weilan came in, it was an imposing "official declaration".
As soon as Qi Lin came in, she pointed to it very clearlyγγγγγγγ Cheng Xianyu's head.
"Isn't it! Does she recognize me like this? Cheng Xianyu suddenly became suspicious of the world! But he didn't dare to slack off, and said in a strange accent: "Big sister! You only engage in art! Don't break the law! β
Qi Lin looked at Cheng Xianyu with wide eyes, and said to Cheng Xianyu in an affirmative tone: "I like to wear cosplay props that cover a large area of my body, I am about 175cm tall, my body is slender, and my chest is γγγγγγγ It turns out that the previous boobs were camouflaged, so the female voice should also be camouflaged! Basically qualified, tell you! You're in for a big deal! You have the right to remain silent now, but from now on everything you say will be evidence in court! Whew~ Finally finished, I've been waiting for this paragraph for many years, and I rehearsed it several times last night! Let me tell you, Sister Weilan....... "This little policewoman played well in the front, reflecting the solemnity of the law and the people's police, but the image behind it completely collapsed!"
"Alright, alright, handle the case!" He Weilan was also speechless about Qi Lin's escape, but as a friend for many years, she had long known what kind of character Qi Lin was, and it was useless to say that she was still very reliable at a critical time!
"Did we have a misunderstanding?" Seeing that Qi Lin seemed to regard herself as some kind of criminal suspect, Cheng Xianyu immediately became anxious, and even stopped her accent, "Comrade policeman, did you make a mistake?" I've just arrived here today! β
"You dare to say that you are innocent, the victim is next to you, what else do you have to deny!" He Weilan looked at Cheng Xianyu with disdain, pointed at the perverted girl and said, "The torture is so blurred that the flesh and blood are blurred!" How did you do it? As he spoke, he clenched his fists rattle, glanced at Qi Lin again, and endured not directly poisoning Cheng Xianyu.
Cheng Xianyu glanced at the female pervert with slanted eyes, and saw that she was covered in blood, her clothes were black and red, and her hair was messy, especially, she seemed to be substituting herself into the brain supplement of the role she played, her eyes were wide, tears were flashing, her mouth was slightly open, drooling, her whole body twitched like an electric shock from time to time, plus her body was very slender except for her breasts and buttocks, as if she had really just been released from a long-term imprisonment play!
Even Cheng Xianyu is wondering if he has amnesia? Could it be that he is really a criminal teacher? What is happening now is that the righteous police are ready to "Bang Bang!" "Kill the guilty self.,And then successfully rescue the innocent beautiful girl's happy ending.,The beautiful police officer even raise.,The innocent beautiful girl finally finds a prince who doesn't care about her past and really loves her! Thinking of this mileage, Xianyu was moved, and I can't wait to quickly understand myself and let the story be completed as soon as possible.
That's not right! I'm the innocent!
"Pervertedγγγγγ No, Queen of Blades... No, in short, sister, wake up, if you don't wake up, our art troupe will be smashed! β
The perverted woman seems to have finally been awakened by Cheng Xianyu and decided to come out of the performance.
She stood up and said something that moved Cheng Xianyu very much: "Police? Have you finally found you? Do they like my art? β
Qi Lin and He Weilan, two people who knew the inside story, couldn't help but sweat and hair, and became nervous: "It's you?" β
Cheng Xianyu didn't want to think about it, his whole body collapsed on the ground, he didn't understand the inside story, he only knew this pot, he didn't have to carry it!