"I just saw in QG's fan base that xx allows players with high ranks at the beginning of the season not to be ranked during the time when the king is online."

"Dream tears said that they resolutely don't play with the hanging king."

"Hi also said that as long as the king is live, he will not play high-end games, although he has been helping sailors play low-end games."

"Nima, why are these pros so cowardly?"

"Can you still happily let us watch the king abuse people!"

"I want to see the king of hanging abuse, hey!"

……

The audience in the live broadcast room began to irritable.

In order to calm the emotions of the audience, Chen Mo spoke: "Fellow sailors, don't be impatient, let's wait for another ten minutes, okay?"

If I can't get people in line, I'll find a way.

It just so happens that I've been playing for two hours, and I'm a little tired, so let me drink some saliva and tell you two jokes. ”

As soon as I heard that Chen Mo was going to tell a joke, the sailors in the live broadcast room really stopped swiping the screen and scolding people.

After all, Chen Mo's jokes as the demon king's joker are still very attractive.

"Once, after the girl and the boy were done, they happened to catch a glimpse of the boy Ding Ding tattooed with the word 'Chi', and the girl was very uncomfortable.

Ask him, do you love your ex-girlfriend so much? She even tattooed her name on Tintin!

The boy hurriedly said, "Honey, you misunderstood."

I saw that the boy was stiffened, and Ding Ding was tattooed with the sentence 'The life and death of the country is profitable, how can it be avoided because of misfortune and fortune'. ”

"it!!"

"Pss!!ss

"I called the police, it's so dirty!!"

"Hey, goblique? I want to report it! ”

"Anchor, aren't you afraid of being checked by the water meter when you tell this joke?"

"Don't worry, as long as everyone doesn't say it, who will know that the anchor has told this story?"

“+1s！”

"It's strange why my fingers unknowingly hit +1s on the keyboard?"

After a pause, Chen Mo said again: "The following is not a joke, but what really happened."

In Munakata City, Fukuoka Prefecture, there is an uninhabited island called Okinoshima, which is known as an island inhabited by gods. There are a lot of rules on this island.

First. You can only visit the island on certain days of the year.

Second, women are forbidden to go to the island.

Third, only 200 men were recruited to the island.

Fourth, you must go to the island with all your fruits, and when you go to the island, you must first wash away the sins of your body.

Fifth, you can't talk about what happened on the island.

Well, what happens on this island where people say that there are 'gods'? ”

"Damn, is it really fake?"

"I just went to Baidu, it's really like this!"

"Nima, when the real thing is said by the king, it's the same as a joke."

"Filthy, filthy, filthy! It's dirty! ”

"People are still children, and they don't understand what the anchor is saying."

"The islanders are really quite perverted!"

"200 Fruit Boys...... Wash the white white on the island...... I'll go! ”

"That picture is so beautiful that I don't dare to look at it......"

Chen Mo smiled and continued: "The last paragraph, it's almost time to go and see what's going on."

Ahem, according to reliable information obtained by this anchor, Diao Chan's Midsummer Night's Dream skin has been postponed to October 1st.

1. A Midsummer Night's Dream was renamed 'Revival of the Chinese Dream'.

2. The special effect of the first and second skills is a yellow five-pointed star.

3. The ultimate special effect is that the five-star red flag rolls on the ground, accompanied by the national anthem, similar to the jingle bell of the Christmas love song.

4. The display interface is Diao Chan dancing in front of Tiananmen Square.

5. The voice of the appearance is 'Those who commit my canyon will be punished even if they are far away'!

6. The special effect of returning to the city is Diao Chan flying on Shenzhou 5. ”

"Nima, I almost believed it!"

"Take the money, give ten skins to Lao Tzu!"

"As long as the penguin dares to come out of this skin, Lao Tzu will dare to buy it at the original price!"

“2333333333”

"My Diao Chan can't be so patriotic!"

"Hang Wang, don't be an anchor, hurry up and go to the ugly to be a planner!"

……

That's it.

Chen Mo clicked on the mobile phone interface, and because the queue time was too long, it was canceled directly!

"Since there are no people in line now, let's go and see what the big guys are doing without live broadcasting!"

As he spoke, Chen Mo clicked on the webpage and found the live broadcast room of QG.XX.

I saw that this thing was actually playing happy fighting the landlord!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I was just abused by a hanger, but I have already said in the professional group that as long as the hanger is on the line, we will not go to ranking.

Unless he goes to play the low-end game, he is guaranteed not to see this in the future high-end game!

Okay, without further ado, let's start today's happy fight landlord! ”

QG. As soon as the XX words were finished, the voice of the system on Chen Mo's side rang out.

Bite!

"As a host of anti-heaven cheating, how can you only play a game and abuse people?

Now the Happy Fight Landlord 'Bomb Master' plug-in has been opened, please enjoy the host abuse in the Happy Fight Landlord world. ”

Bite!

"The plug-in is on, and the happy landlord locks the target professional player QG.XX!"

Poofha!

Chen Mo smiled and clicked on the landlord and entered the game interface.

Sailors take a look.

Nima, isn't the id on the other side QG.xx?!

"! Can this plug-in still be used in the landlord? ”

"QG.xx is probably going to cry."

"You can hide from the king, but you can't hide from the landlord!"

"It's impossible to prevent it, it's impossible to prevent it! (Fan Wei accent)"

"Hahaha, sit back and wait for the hanging king to open and abuse xx in the landlord!"

……

The corners of Chen Mo's mouth were slightly upturned, and he carefully designed a set of cards with plug-ins.

QG. After XX dealt the cards, he immediately laughed.

"This card counts the leper with two bombs, and there is no single card, look at the brother super doubled!"

Although he didn't grab the landlord, he was super double with confidence.

And Chen Mo grabbed the landlord and doubled it.

The game has been going smoothly, but the teammates have not played cards, and QG.xx keeps muttering: "Auntie, you play your cards, Auntie!" ”

After Chen Mo became the king, QG. XX immediately threw a bomb!

After that, QG.XX played a straight, and I regretted it a little.

He felt that he should go out 2 first, and he was afraid that the landlord would seize the opportunity.

However, Chen Mo did not play his cards.

QG. XX look.

There is only a single 2 and a bomb left in your hand, and the victory is in your hands!

"Hahaha, at this time, we are going to tell my aunt a code word. Popularize a knowledge with everyone, in the landlord fight, click 'It's a pleasure to cooperate with you', which is to prompt teammates to take out the bomb!

Now we just need to click on this voice, and then pour a cappuccino for Auntie, and we can sit back and wait for the super high multiple of happy beans to be credited to the account! ”

It really lived up to expectations.

A teammate made a bomb, and Chen Mo, as the landlord, threw a five-card bomb.

However, seeing that there were still 12 cards in Chen Mo's hand, QG.xx said confidently: "You can use 12 cards to beat me for xx seconds today, and I will eat this computer screen on the spot!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Mo threw out a super plane, three 9s, three 10s, three J with three single cards, and all the cards in his hand were out at once!