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Some people are woken up by dreams, some are woken up by alarm clocks, and some are woken up by urine......

The concubine woke up violently, and the whole person couldn't breathe well, and if she didn't take a deep breath, she felt that her chest was blocked. The lower abdomen and stomach are uncomfortable, bloated and uncomfortable.

The concubine rushed to the bathroom in a hurry, without thinking about pushing the door in.

"I'm sorry, I don't know...... Damn, you don't close the door when you go to the bathroom! ”

The concubine closed the bathroom door angrily, and the scene she just went in, she wanted to die, Nima, that strange man didn't even close the door when he went to the toilet in the morning, and when he saw the concubine coming, he turned around to look at her, and the thing under the crotch also turned around...... What's even more disgusting is that it is sprinkled all over the ground.

Last night she and her master cleaned up the house until the second half of the night, you can imagine the anger of wiping someone's buttocks, no matter what, it was as uncomfortable as a thorn in her heart, and after cleaning up, the concubine herself didn't know how to sleep.

Forget it, don't see this stinky man in general.

"Can you hurry up?" The concubine asked anxiously at the door.

"Oh, it's going to be fine right away."

The concubine waited for a while, and when she heard that the man was coming out, she suddenly woke up...... He didn't flush the toilet?

Damn, how can there be such unhygienic men in this world.

She couldn't stand it anymore, if it weren't for the urgency of urinating, she really had the urge to blow up the ugly man.

"Husband, don't call anyone when you get up."

The concubine just wanted to enter the bathroom, and Miao Ying from the door next door walked into the bathroom with a worried face.

"Wouldn't it be nice to let you sleep a little longer?"

"No, I'm going to get up with you, sleep together, take a shower together......"

The concubine was directly dumbfounded, damn, why didn't she say to together.

She waited at the door for a while, the man said he was going to come out, but after the woman went in, she had no intention of coming out, and the two had a red-faced conversation in the bathroom from time to time.

The concubine had the heart to die in an instant.

"Can you hurry up, I'm really in a hurry!" The concubine felt that her bladder was about to explode, so she politely knocked on the door and urged.

"Soon, soon, I'm in a hurry, Handie, you're waiting, let's go out in a hurry." Miao Di's voice came from inside.

The concubine really wants to die, as a little fairy, when has she ever been so aggrieved when she went to the toilet in the morning, even if she was mortal, Yan Sisi didn't suffer so much at home.

If she had known that this would happen, she should not have brought the mortal body out on the weekend.

Half an hour.

The dog man and woman entered the bathroom for half an hour, and finally walked out, completely treating the concubine on the side as air.

The concubine was about to explode in her urgency, so she couldn't manage so much, so she rushed into the bathroom and locked the door.

When I saw that there was a mess in the bathroom, the concubine wanted to die, her body was trembling, her mind was blank, and she didn't know how she went to the toilet at all.

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"Hey, concubine, what are you doing with the fruit knife?"

She stood in the doorway with a grunt, her head steaming, a few shiny beads of sweat on the tip of her nose, her eyebrows furiously raised upward, her mouth grinning downward. "I want to cut meat!"

"Concubine, you're steaming." Zhu Mingtong said.

The concubine's head was steaming, like water vapor from a pressure cooker, swirling around the top of her head.

"I know."

The concubine felt like a boiler about to explode, and walked in front of Zhu Mingtong, and cried: "Xihu, they are too deceitful. ”

"Get the pressure cooker off your head!" Zhu Mingtong said angrily.

"People are angry!"

"Xihu, how can there be such a disgusting person, using other people's things is the same as using your own things, my snacks, my toothpaste, my cosmetics, my toiletries...... And also...... And they're parasites, making this home a miasma. The concubine said angrily.

"Concubines, we can't be like these ugly mortals, otherwise wouldn't we be in the same league with them?" Zhu Mingtong said.

"Xihu, the stinky man took your razor away."

the !!!

Zhu Mingtong was about to explode in an instant.

"Don't stop me, Lao Tzu must slaughter this pair of dog men and women!"

Zhu Mingtong rushed to the door of the dog man's room like thunder.

"They're out."

"What's the matter, Tai Sui's head is ground, looking for death!!"

Even a dignified immortal who is in charge of love in the world was disgusted by that kid!!

"It's disgusting!" Zhu Mingtong said in a weird way.

"I can't imagine how Sister Baihua spends her day......" said the concubine.

"Hmph, the Hundred Flowers Fairy is just too kind, she swallows everything, hehe, she has been kind for a long time, and everything she does should be taken for granted by others?" Zhu Mingtong said with a sneer.

"It's so angry, it's really useless to encounter this kind of undisciplined and thick-skinned, don't let it look stingy, let it feel like it's his." The concubine said helplessly.

"So, we have to pick up the mandarin duck stick and fight back, be strong, and let them know that we are not so easy to bully." Zhu Mingtong said.

"Yes, it doesn't matter if they are true love or not, they must be separated." Concubine Dao.

"True love?" Zhu Mingtong glared at her and said, "Concubine, you look up to them too much, this kind of person who rots from the flesh to the bones and then to the soul is full of parasites, and it is a matter of minutes to break them up." ”

"Hmph, it's too cheap to simply break them up."

The concubine nodded seriously: "You must teach them a lesson!" ”

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Yida Plaza.

"Whose phone number?" Jiaming glanced at his girlfriend who hung up the phone and asked.

Miao Jue's face was a little unnatural and said: "A scoundrel has been pestering me in KTV, stalking me every day, it's so annoying." ”

"In the future, this kind of person will be blocked directly, and never contact." Jiaming said fiercely.

Miao Yu nodded, put the phone on silent, and put it in his pocket, and could still hear the vibration from the phone.

"Husband, you wait for me, I want to go to the bathroom first." Miao Yu said eagerly.

"Okay, then you hurry up." Jiaming said.

"Hmm."

Inside the bathroom.

"Are you sick, let you stop calling, you still call, Jiaming is by your side, you want me to die, right?" Miao Jue picked up the phone and scolded wildly.

"I'm telling you I'm not free right now, I'll talk about it when I'm free."

"What, really? You're not kidding. ”

"You didn't lie to me?"

"Okay, tomorrow night shift, I'll go to your place in the morning."

After hanging up the phone, Miao Yu couldn't see any irritation on his face, but a little more excited.

On the other side, Jiaming's eyes followed the fashionably dressed and avant-garde girls in the mall, and his hot gaze did not let go of any scenery.

"Jiaming, I have to go home tomorrow, my mother is sick." After returning from the bathroom, Miao Yu said.

"So suddenly?"

"Well, the call I just received seems to be quite serious."

"Well, I'll be busy tomorrow too." Jiaming said.

"I want to go see my underwear, my underwear has been a little loose lately." Miao Jue said suddenly.

"Okay, I'll accompany you."

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