After Dong Xiang calmed down, he ordered him another bowl of instant noodles, and the two sat down to eat together. Silently, I sucked noodles over and over again, and listened to Dong Xiang complain that his mother was too controlling.

"What if your mom still watches your live broadcast?" Silent accosting.

"I don't care, just don't see it, or change your account...... But she's really annoying, and every time I see her, I can't breathe. ”

Li Wusheng couldn't understand this kind of mother, but he had seen such children.

He had a roommate in his college dormitory who was a native of Chunshen, and his mother came to school every week to bring him food, help him do his laundry, and be polite to other classmates. My roommate gets annoyed every time he sees his mom coming.

But Li Wusheng was surprised that his roommate was dependent on his mother, and he didn't wash his own clothes, so of course his mother came over for a valid reason......

What kind of strange mother-son relationship is this...... At this time, Li Wusheng felt that he was lucky to have no mother since he was a child.

After Dong Xiang finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and showed him the text message record, "Look, my mother is coming to see me soon." She already knows where I live, I have nowhere to go, can you let me hide from you for a while? ”

Li Wusheng immediately felt bad.

Hide from me?!

Little sister, oh no, little brother, why am I just like this, where are you hiding from me?

"You can hide in a different place, I'll have a single bed, or you can sleep standing up."

Dong Xiang was stunned, brother, you are so entertaining?

Resentment from Dong Xiang, +65......

Dong Xiang immediately lowered his head shyly, "What can I do standing and sleeping, I'll sleep on the floor......"

"It's not good to sleep on the floor, I'll have to sweep the floor again tomorrow......"

Resentment from Dong Xiang, +123......

"That'...... It's okay to squeeze into the bed......"

Li Wusheng was convinced, and his heart was even more like being struck by lightning.

Squeeze on the bed?!

To be reasonable, this little brother sleeps next to him in women's clothes, and his skin is pink and tender, maybe Li Wusheng mistakenly snapped him as a sister at night!

It's not a question of whether to bend or not, it's going to kill you!

Li Wusheng looked at his red-eared appearance carefully, and immediately understood.

He could see that this little prodigal didn't have as many as he said......

…… It's definitely estrus.

Otherwise, why make up so many words to pestle him and not leave?

It's not that you try your best to pretend to be pitiful and let him stay overnight, and at night you will deceive him in the middle of pushing and half shooting.

I've seen scheming little girls, scheming is scheming, women are like that......

But it's the first time I've seen a scheming boy......

The more pure some people are on the surface, the more dissolute they are in their hearts......

But if you are profligate, you will be dissolute, why is it not a profligate little sister, but a little brother......

Dong Xiang saw that Li Wusheng couldn't bear it, and muttered with a red face, "I know that Brother Silent turned me into a girl, if Brother Silent doesn't dislike it, it's good to change it again......"

Li Wusheng was about to vomit blood, and immediately refused with righteous words, "Don't mind, you go wherever you like, don't leave me here." ”

"I really have nowhere to go......" Dong Xiang looked at him with tears in his eyes.

Li Wusheng was annoyed when he looked pitiful. It's pitiful, but he can't!

I'll do that, can you little goblin provoke other men, the old man has to quit sex!

Besides, you won't have anywhere to go? Li Wusheng simply glanced at him, you go to the street to stop, and twenty uncles talk to you in one night, believe it or not.

Li Wusheng was out of whack, "But I can't fit two people in this bed......"

"It's okay, I like Brother Silent, I want to follow you for the rest of my life, do you treat me as a girl, I'm yours tonight." Dong Xiang hugged Li Wusheng's arm somewhat resolutely.

Really!

Li Wusheng just hehe. He felt that he was still witty enough. After receiving a series of blows, his sense of defense became stronger and stronger.

This little pseudo-girl hides deep enough, in the end she forced out what you said in your heart.

I like a dog, I like it, didn't I just tease you a few times, as for being so private for life? It's not like I haven't seen you roll your eyes!

It must be that this little prodigal is in estrus, and he is still pretending to be pure here, and he uses his feelings to trick Lao Tzu.

He didn't believe it at all, because he didn't have a deal, and he would not only attack the angry little brother in college, but also provoke him. Li Wusheng has seen it, those Xiao Langshou said the night before that they would be with you in this life, and they would make an appointment with someone else the next day. are more than women.

Li Wusheng coughed and pushed him away indifferently, "Little brother, calm down, I'm a straight man." ”

Resentment from Dong Xiang, +35......

Dong Xiang's heart was already full of holes at this time, but he still made up his mind to fight for it.

"I don't believe it, you said I was lovely...... Besides, love is genderless, you just happen to ......"

Li Wusheng is almost a dog, this is a typical literary and artistic rhetoric!

"I'm sorry, I don't like men."

"You can turn me into a woman, right, that bottle of medicine ......" Dong Xiang cried with red eyes, he still wanted to struggle.

Li Wusheng sighed, little brother, your entangled appearance is enough for a woman...... No matter how special a woman is, she will be a goblin......

"That's just an experimental product, and if you drink too much, you'll get pregnant."

Resentment from Dong Xiang, +95......

Dong Xiang decided to strike the final blow.

He blushed and said, "If you're pregnant, you're pregnant, if it's a silent brother......"

Li Wusheng was stunned.

I'm going to ......

Little brother, you are strong enough to resist blows!

I didn't expect that in order to cheat the cannon, I can be so thick-skinned!

I almost believed that this was true love!

But Silent didn't feel how thin his skin was.

"Oh no, I'm Dink."

Resentment from Dong Xiang, +105......

Dong Xiang had no choice now, so he simply squatted on the ground and cried.

Li Wusheng was a little annoyed when he looked at this, and suddenly his face turned cold, "I'm sorry, I don't like anyone now, and I don't want to be liked by anyone." He immediately got up and opened the door for him, "I'm going to rest, you can go back." ”

"But my mom ......"

Li Wusheng looked at the child's useless appearance and became angry, "How old are you, you can't even deal with your own mother?" I couldn't stand this breath and scolded back. ”

"But she's my mom after all......"

Hehe. What else can I say?

"I'm not your dad anyway!"

Li Wusheng didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and pushed him out and closed the door.

Resentment from Dong Xiang, +103......

Sure enough, it didn't take long for footsteps to be heard from the ceiling.

Dong Xiang dialed the phone again, resumed the male voice and started a quarrel with his mother, and the quarrel was clear-eyed.

"Leave me alone!"

"If you come again, I'll die for you!"

That typical little vocal line...... It roars with a long tail note......

Li Wusheng took a bath happily while listening, and after taking a shower, he lay on the bed, closed his eyes and breathed a long sigh of relief.

This kid has nothing to do at all, but fortunately he didn't stay, otherwise his life would have been gone.

Silly fork.

Isn't it just being teased by a man? What's wrong with being teased by a man......

O man who is manipulated by desire......

It's really stupid, I really want Lao Tzu to pick up his life experience......

Li Wusheng sighed, and suddenly felt that he couldn't mess around like this.

He has to find something serious to do, otherwise it's not a matter of living in the shadows of the past all day.

……

Forget it, go to bed first.

"Madoka, order a song. Give me the first Moon River. ”

"Host, please respect yourself, I'm the system, not your maid!"

"Okay, unbind."

"O Moon River, the river is wide and wide......"