After going to the toilet and coming back, Zhao Weiyang found a familiar figure sitting on the empty machine on the left side - Zeng Fangyu.

Zeng Fangyu is a student majoring in Chinese language in the Faculty of Arts, and is in the same class and dormitory as Lin Changhong and Yu Shuting. He was a southerner, not tall but sharp-minded. When he first arrived in Lu Province, Zeng Fangyu scoffed at everything in the north, often dragging a thick nasal voice and raising his small forehead lightly, trampling on other people's self-esteem. In his opinion, the weather in the north and everything else is not bullshit, and the weather in the south and everything else is a little better than the lowest in the north.

Zeng Fangyu has such a view, not that he is simply prejudiced against the north. In fact, he looked down on the whole earth. He often behaves in a state of extreme decadence, claiming that there is nothing in this world that is worthy of his nostalgia. However, Zeng Fangyu was still strong and lived, and chose this normal university in the north.

When he first entered school, Lin Changhong, who has always been diligent and thrifty, brought some pancakes and pickles from home to school. Zeng Fangyu was taken aback when he saw Lin Changhong eating pancakes: "Are you eating paper?" Zeng Fangyu's pronunciation of "paper" is similar to "", which immediately made Lin Changhong disgusted. Later, Zeng Fangyu saw the pickles made with preserved vegetables and chili peppers that Lin Changhong was eating, and shouted that it was "junk food". Zeng Fangyu insisted that all dishes must be sweetened to be delicious, which caused a lot of laughter from the northern men. Later, Lin Changhong found out that Zeng Fangyu really used his pancakes as paper, that is, every time he needed to remember the phone, he would use his pancakes.

Zeng Fangyu's pride is also reflected in his disparagement of the northern dialects, especially the Lu provincial dialect. Once, the 610 dormitory went to a small restaurant on Shida East Road for dinner. Zeng Fangyu didn't say a word after entering the house, and sat in the position of "main escort", but was poured a good meal. After the meal, he was asked if he had finished eating. He smiled politely and said, "Eat well." Everyone didn't know that Zeng Fangyu's "eaten well" was "finished eating", plus Zeng Fangyu spoke with a very nasal voice and a long tail cavity, so they thought that he asked everyone if they had eaten well, and the food in this small restaurant was just like that, and the classmates who invited them were embarrassed to say that the food was rich, so they had to say "general, general." Zeng Fangyu looked at everyone several times in a daze, and finally didn't understand what was going on.

After returning to the dormitory, Zeng Fangyu began to criticize the wine culture and the northern dialect of Lu Province at the meeting. Zeng Fangyu's words like a stick annoyed the rest of the dormitory for a while, and everyone communicated in dialect throughout the day, making Zeng Fangyu feel like listening to heaven.

Zeng Fangyu said that he wanted revenge, and his confidence was that the southern dialect was more esoteric than the northern dialect. He wanted to find a few people to speak southern dialect together, and his roommates in the north couldn't understand it. It's a pity that Qilu Normal University is only a provincial focus, and its reputation in the country is relatively average, and the enrollment in the south is not much, and he is the only southerner in the 610 dormitory. Later, Zeng Fangyu had to make a long phone call to his parents to save face.

Later, Zeng Fangyu finally gave up his pride and patiently learned the most interesting Northeast dialect, but often made many jokes because of the wrong understanding. For example, once, Zeng Fangyu accompanied a girl in his class to Taoli Garden for dinner. After the food was served, Zeng Fangyu tried to show off his newly learned Northeast dialect, and repeatedly persuaded the girl to use the Northeast dialect: "You eat some ****, you eat some ****......" The girl was finally embarrassed and left in anger, Zeng Fangyu was inexplicable there, and I didn't know what the problem was. In the end, it was a boy next to him who broke it, and Zeng Fangyu came back to his senses.

At that time, in order to stimulate Zeng Fangyu, Lin Changhong often preset traps to calculate him. One day, Lin Changhong came back from outside, and suddenly put on a modest and inquisitive stand and asked Zeng Fangyu: "If you want to scold others for being stupid donkeys, how do you say stupid donkeys in English?" Zeng Fangyu said that he didn't know. Lin Changhong told him how to say it, and asked him to remember.

Zeng Fangyu likes to show off his little skills, and when others enter the house, he immediately runs up and asks others if they know what the stupid donkey says. Others said they didn't know, but he read it triumphantly. At this time, several roommates read aloud together until his name was pronounced. After Zeng Fangyu came to his senses, he was stupid at the time, and then he was anxious with Lin Changhong. It turned out that the pronunciation that Lin Changhong told him was the homonym of Zeng Fang's name. Afterwards, everyone also felt that this was not authentic, so they paid for Zeng Fangyu to have a meal to apologize before ending the matter.

Zeng Fangyu's first frustration was when everyone discussed their college entrance examination scores together. The college entrance examination scores in Lu Province have been frighteningly high over the years, and most students from other provinces have chosen to avoid this topic, but Zeng Fangyu took the initiative to find someone to compare and was very shocked. Later, Zeng Fangyu liked to compare scores with a boy from the imperial capital on the one hand, and on the other hand, he began to criticize the students in Lu Province for their high scores and low ability. Later, Zeng Fangyu lost all his living expenses for a month when he was playing poker, so he no longer depreciated the IQ of the people in Lu Province, but sighed: "The people of Lu Province are too disloyal." ”

However, deep down, this cool-looking young man has a restless heart hidden deep inside. During the military training, Zeng Fangyu was always able to bring some strange things back to the dormitory at the first time, such as the instructor always harassed a certain girl, the dormitory administrator teased the cleaning aunt, and the so-and-so slapped the teacher's ass again.

One day of military training, the Faculty of Letters and the Faculty of Physics stood together, and a male student from the Faculty of Physics said loudly that the students of the Faculty of Liberal Arts were "not diligent in all four bodies, and there is no distinction between grains and grains". At this time, Zeng Fang's words were astonishing: "These people will all go to work as electricians in the future." This caused angry eyes from the physics students.

Once, Zeng Fangyu went to the 608 dormitory to hang out. Zhao Weiyang's upper bunk Zhao Dayue is relatively fat, and there is a lot of fat on his stomach. On the day of the end of the military training, everyone was very excited, and Zhao Dayue shook and shouted excitedly on the top bunk, giving people a feeling that the ground was shaking. Su Yu said that Zhao Dayue was preparing for his wedding night and the first wild marriage. Zeng Fangyu added: "As soon as Zhao Dayue moved, there were ripples on his belly. His accurate use of the word "ripple" shocked everyone for a while.

One day, Zeng Fangyu came to visit the door and stumbled upon the ink used by Zhao Dayue was camel brand, thinking it was very funny. At that time, everyone was bored, so they began to talk about it. Soon, Zeng Fangyu lost the controversy over the various products of the Camel brand. Zeng Fangyu was a little annoyed, and gave Zhao Dayue a nickname called "Fat Fat", and changed it to "Baboon" with the homonym of the current school. He was very proud, as if he had given Zhao Dayue a nickname, and he had won.

The next morning, the entrance of dormitory 608 was bustling, and there were many onlookers. When the roommate went out, there was a piece of toilet paper pasted on the wall, on which there were a few lines of crooked and ugly pen words: "Because camel = Zhao Dayue = fat = baboon, so camel = baboon." The crowd was speechless. Later, after the persuasion of the dormitory administrator, Zeng Fangyu scraped off the paper with a shoe brush, leaving black spots all over the wall. Everyone knows Zeng Fangyu's strange temper.

However, Zeng Fang's words are resolute and resolute, and his intrigues are no less weak, and he claims that his favorite character of the Three Kingdoms is Jia Xu, a conspirator. At the beginning of the school year, a student cadre diagonally opposite the door won the favor of the teacher by being afraid of horses, and was praised in public many times. Zeng Fangyu was not angry, and the crotch of the boy's pants soaked in the basin was smeared with yellow mud several times in a row, so that the student could not explain clearly, and he was almost evicted by his roommate.